Chandler Family Tree

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Chris's ideas about his ancestry and lineage unsurprisingly differ greatly from what is known to be true.

Chris's ancestry, showing him to be 100% pure cracker. Also note the got-dang Y chromosome.

This Chandler Family Tree includes pets and people Chris imagines to be related to him:

      Ancient leader                 Anne Boleyn,
          of the                   Queen of England──────Mary Boleyn
       Cherokee Clan                      │
             │                           ???
             │                            │
             │                      Richard Weston,1st Earl of Portland
            ???                           │
             │                           ???
             │                            │
             │                    Daniel Weston
             │                            │
           Robert              Jean      ???
          Franklin-----------Holloman     │
         Chandler Sr.   │    Chandler     ├────────────────────────────────────┬─────────┬─────────────────────┐
                        │                 │                                    │         │                     │
    Patricia          Robert           Barbara          Jack    Ran        Corrina    Harriett     Tom      Raymond
    Chandler---------Franklin------------Anne-----------Dale or Coleman     Weston     Ashby-----Ashby      WestonChandler Jr.Weston    │   Smithey    Yeatts                                         │
   ┌───────────┤            ┌─────┴─────┐        │                                                             │
   │           │            │           │        │                                                             │
 David       Carol     Christopher     cats     Cole                                                        Jonathan
 Alan       Suzanne       Weston               Smithey                                                       Carey
Chandler    Chandler     Chandler
   │                        │
   │                  ┌─────┴─────┬───────────┬───────────┬───────────┐
   │                  │           │           │           │           │
Savannah            Patti      Crystal     Sonichu-----Rosechu     Reginald
Chandler           Chandler     WestonChandler
                               Chandler             │
                                              ┌─────┴─────┬───────────┐
                                              │           │           │
                                            Cerah     Christine     Robbie

Chris as the father of his creations

Ever since his creation, Sonichu and his friends were always literal children of Chris. He'd go under all kinds of aliases such as "Father", "Papa", and more recently "Mama".

Poké Family Tree

Poké Family Tree
Poké Family Tree

Chris naturally drew his family tree in the form of Pokémon. He gives pilgrim hats to those on the Weston side and feathered headdresses to those on the Chandler side, both in reference to the extremely dubious tales of Chris's heritage.

Below is a transcription with the format Name / Date of Birth / Description / Culture and Pokemon.

Top row
Row 2
  • Harriett Ashby / born ?.?.? / Administrative Assistant. Married to Tom Ashby / English Pilgrim Clefable
  • Barbara W. Chandler / born ?.?.? / ??? / English Pilgrim Nidoqueen
  • Robert F. Chandler / born 2.9.1928 / Retired Engineer. Likes old music. / Native American Nidoking
Row 3
  • Carrie Edna Weston / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Clefairy
  • Joseph Otto Weston / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Haunter
  • Jean Holloman Chandler / ? / ? / Native American Vulpix
  • Robert F. Chandler Sr. / ? / ? / Native American Farfetch’d
Row 4
  • Victoria Wynn / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Victreebell
  • Robert Wynn / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Fearow
  •  ? / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Missingno
  •  ? / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Dugtrio
  • Frances Holloman / ? / ? / Native American Jynx
  • J Holloman / ? / ? / Native American Porygon
  •  ? / ? / ? / Native American Jigglypuff
  •  ? / ? / ? / Native American Sandslash
Row 5
  •  ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno
  •  ? / ? / ? / Native American Exeggutor
  •  ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno
  •  ? / ? / ? / Native American Kadabra
Bottom row
  •  ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno
  •  ? / ? / ? / Native American Hitmonlee
  •  ? / ? / ? / Native American Nidorina
  •  ? / ? / ? / Native American Persian

Actual family tree

Basic ancestry of Chris is depicted in this tree. Also note that Chris's great grandfather, Robert P. Wynn, was allegedly a two-timing drunk who "failed to provide even the most basic support for his wife and children".[1]

Imaginary people removed:

Harvey Powers updated family tree.gif

A full-sized family tree going back multiple generations can be viewed here[2][3][4][5]. Surprisingly, Chris's direct male ancestor John Chandler (c. 1600-1657) was an early settler of Jamestown, Virginia, arriving in 1610, ten years before the Mayflower.[6] John married the widow Elizabeth Lupo (née Bassano), a member of the illustrious Bassano family of musicians who had been recruited from Venice by King Henry III to serve in his court (some have claimed that the Bassanos were of Jewish origin, but the jury is out). The Chandler family migrated southward over the generations, passing through North Carolina and Georgia before settling in Alabama, Bob's home state.

Ancestry.com content

In January 2017, a distant relative of Chris posted images to Kiwi Farms, on various documents relating to the Chandler family, acquired from Ancestry.com[7]

Bob is apparently an only child, however Barbara has five deceased siblings and several more living ones.
Most of Chris's ancestors were farmers, doing tasks that Chris would find back breaking.
Chris, from what I gathered, is not 1/16 Cherokian. He is however 1/16 British and 1/8 French Canadian.

When asked to clarify Chris's British connection, the relative states that he or she is an immigrant from what is now Northern Ireland:

His great great grandparent's from Northern Ireland.

Given the chronology, Chris's great-great-grandparent may have emigrated as a result of the Irish Potato Famine of 1845-52.

Despite the purported French Canadian connection, none of Chris's great-grandparents or great-great-grandparents shown in the family tree have French surnames. Chris has, however, claimed to be of French descent on his mother's side.[8][9]

See also

Sources