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Chandler Family Tree

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Chris's ideas about his ancestry and lineage unsurprisingly differ greatly from what is known to be true.

This Chandler Family Tree includes pets and people Chris imagines to be related to him:

      Ancient leader                 Anne Boleyn,
          of the                   Queen of England──────Mary Boleyn
       Cherokee Clan                      │
             │                           ???
             │                            │
             │                      Richard Weston,1st Earl of Portland
            ???                           │
             │                           ???
             │                            │
             │                    Daniel Weston
             │                            │
           Robert              Jean      ???
          Franklin-----------Holloman     │
         Chandler Sr.   │    Chandler     ├────────────────────────────────────┬─────────┬─────────────────────┐
                        │                 │                                    │         │                     │
    Patricia          Robert           Barbara          Jack    Ran        Corrina    Harriett     Tom      Raymond
    Chandler---------Franklin------------Anne-----------Dale or Coleman     Weston     Ashby-----Ashby      WestonChandler Jr.Weston    │   Smithey    Yeatts                                         │
   ┌───────────┤            ┌─────┴─────┐        │                                                             │
   │           │            │           │        │                                                             │
 David       Carol     Christopher     cats     Cole                                                        Jonathan
 Alan       Suzanne       Weston               Smithey                                                       Carey
Chandler    Chandler     Chandler
   │                        │
   │                  ┌─────┴─────┬───────────┬───────────┬───────────┐
   │                  │           │           │           │           │
Savannah            Patti      Crystal     Sonichu-----Rosechu     Reginald
Chandler           Chandler     WestonChandler
                               Chandler             │
                                              ┌─────┴─────┬───────────┐
                                              │           │           │
                                            Cerah     Christine     Robbie

Poké Family Tree

Poké Family Tree
Poké Family Tree

Chris naturally drew his family tree in the form of Pokémon. He gives pilgrim hats to those on the Weston side and feathered headdresses to those on the Chandler side, both in reference to the extremely dubious tales of Chris's heritage.

Below is a transcription with the format Name / Date of Birth / Description / Culture and Pokemon.

Top row
Row 2
  • Harriett Ashby / born ?.?.? / Administrative Assistant. Married to Tom Ashby / English Pilgrim Clefable
  • Barbara W. Chandler / born ?.?.? / ??? / English Pilgrim Nidoqueen
  • Robert F. Chandler / born 2.9.1928 / Retired Engineer. Likes old music. / Native American Nidoking
Row 3
  • Carrie Edna Weston / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Clefairy
  • Joseph Otto Weston / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Haunter
  • Jean Holloman Chandler / ? / ? / Native American Vulpix
  • Robert F. Chandler Sr. / ? / ? / Native American Farfetch’d
Row 4
  • Victoria Wynn / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Victreebell
  • Robert Wynn / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Fearow
  •  ? / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Missingno
  •  ? / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Dugtrio
  • Frances Holloman / ? / ? / Native American Jynx
  • J Holloman / ? / ? / Native American Porygon
  •  ? / ? / ? / Native American Jigglypuff
  •  ? / ? / ? / Native American Sandslash
Row 5
  •  ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno
  •  ? / ? / ? / Native American Exeggutor
  •  ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno
  •  ? / ? / ? / Native American Kadabra
Bottom row
  •  ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno
  •  ? / ? / ? / Native American Hitmonlee
  •  ? / ? / ? / Native American Nidorina
  •  ? / ? / ? / Native American Persian

Actual family tree

All documented ancestry of Chris is depicted in this tree. Also note that Chris's great grandfather, Robert P. Wynn, was allegedly a two-timing drunk who "failed to provide even the most basic support for his wife and children".[1]

Imaginary people removed:

Harvey Powers updated family tree.gif

Ancestry.com content

In January 2017, one of Chris's distant cousins posted images to Kiwi Farms, on various documents relating to the Chandler family, acquired from Ancestry.com[2]

  • Bob is apparently an only child, however Barbara has five deceased siblings and several more living ones.
  • Chris, from what I gathered, is not 1/16 Cherokian. He is however 1/16 British and 1/8 French Canadian.
  • Most of Chris's ancestors were farmers, doing tasks that Chris would find back breaking.

See also

Sources

  1. http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d118.html#P141
  2. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/interesting-info-about-chriss-family-particularly-their-parents.27521/