Future message from Crystal W Chandler
|“||I am not naive nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand.||”|
On 3 April 2019, Chris enlisted someone's help to record Future message from Crystal W Chandler. Donned in a white suit, hat, mask, and sunglasses, the neo-Magical Man recites a poem written by Chris. The subject matter is Reginald Chandler relaying a message from his sister on the state of the Dimensional Merge.
|Message from Crystal W Chandler of the future|
|Stardate||3 April 2019|
|Performance Style||Crazy Reason Comedy|
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Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes
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Masked Man: Hello everyone, far and near. I have something you want to hear, so please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple heart that won't fall apart.
Chris: Just keep reading.
[The camera zooms in and tilts to the side.]
Masked Man: I am that supplement to a lesser extent.
[Camera backs away.]
Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so she made a pleasant investment- investment and got my mother pregnant. I am a fluorescent adolescent, a direct descendant, and not the only attendant.
[Camera zooms up close to the reader's lower body.]
And I am her brother.
[Camera backs away]
There is much you don't know unless I show. But that is a no-go. Right now I am here solo, but soon I will have my shadow: a lovely combo.
There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden good old Babylonian weeping willow below the Jim Crow plateau. I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well under a light microscope. Nonetheless, God bless. Thanks for working with me in this process. More or less, it's still a work in progress. I hope to bring happiness for all...
[Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.]
...parties. And please don't sniff those gnarly Sharpies.
MKRNightVee clarified the subject matter:
|For those who are confused: This is a message from Christine's son about the merge. I hope that helps clarify things ^-^|
In the comment thread, another Twitter user, with a private account, made a few comments expressing doubt about the video's content. Chris's responses:
|FUTURE Son, at least in reincarnated-to-be soul.|
|Yeah, you can shut up; you do not fully understand how Fate and Destiny works.|
|I realize the more likely; I am not naive nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand. And I genuinely do not get many face-to-face troll visits at my home. ⚡️💙⚡️|
Identity of the milkman?
Like the Magical Man before him, theories abound on who the masked man is. Not long after the video was made, a user asked if Copitz was the mystery man. Copitz initially confirmed it, but quickly denied it. He claimed that he thought he was asked about his appearance in his ghost hunting video. Additionally, the hair is too dark and he is too short to be the mystery man. Chris also denied that Copitz was the man in the video.
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