Future message from Crystal W Chandler
|“||I am not naive nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand.||”|
On 3 April 2019, Chris enlisted someone's help to record Future message from Crystal W Chandler. The troll, role-playing as Reginald Chandler and donned in a white suit, hat, mask, and sunglasses, reads a poem relaying a message from his sister, Crystal, on the state of the Dimensional Merge.
|Message from Crystal W Chandler of the future|
|Stardate||3 April 2019|
|Performance Style||Crazy Reason Comedy|
|OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos|
Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes
Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video
Masked Man: Hello everyone, far and near. I have something you want to hear, so please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple heart that won't fall apart.
Chris: Just keep reading.
[The camera zooms in and tilts to the side.]
Masked Man: I am that supplement to a lesser extent.
[Camera backs away.]
Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so she made a pleasant investment- investment and got my mother pregnant. I am a fluorescent adolescent, a direct descendant, and not the only attendant.
[Camera zooms up close to the reader's lower body.]
And I am her brother.
[Camera backs away]
There is much you don't know unless I show. But that is a no-go. Right now I am here solo, but soon I will have my shadow: a lovely combo.
There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden good old Babylonian weeping willow below the Jim Crow plateau. I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well under a light microscope. Nonetheless, God bless. Thanks for working with me in this process. More or less, it's still a work in progress. I hope to bring happiness for all...
[Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.]
...parties. And please don't sniff those gnarly Sharpies.
MKRNightVee clarified the subject matter:
|For those who are confused: This is a message from Christine's son about the merge. I hope that helps clarify things ^-^|
In the comment thread, another Twitter user, with a private account, made a few comments expressing doubt about the video's content. Chris's responses:
|FUTURE Son, at least in reincarnated-to-be soul.|
|Yeah, you can shut up; you do not fully understand how Fate and Destiny works.|
|I realize the more likely; I am not naive nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand. And I genuinely do not get many face-to-face troll visits at my home. ⚡️💙⚡️|
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