Polyamorous marriage

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The things described in this article are still happening, so it may be subject to frequent change.

We are Polyamorous.



Awesome Romps in the hay with [Magi-Chan], as well as Cryzel



Chris has a drawing of his wife and husband taped to the ceiling so he can look at them while he's in bed.

Since March 2018, Chris has been in a self-proclaimed polyamorous marriage with fictional characters. Cryzel Rosechu and Magi-Chan tied the knot with Chris in March, with Sylvana and Mewtwo joining in later. Arguably, this is one of Chris' most bizarre (collection of) sweethearts to date.

Participating individuals


Early days

I go [sic] married to Magi-Chan Sonichu and Cryzel Rosechu last March, and then I married Sylvana Rosechu and Mewtwo last June. We all share a polyamorous relationship.


—Chris explains his current relationships[3]

Chris and his initial romantic partners.

From at least November 2017, the Idea Guys have had a significant influence on both Chris' real life and his Sonichu canon. By far, one the greatest influences they had on Chris' real life was the relationships with his characters. Most of what we understand about these relationships stems from Chris' various texts and drawings.

The seeds of Chris' marriage were originally sown when Chris announced in January 2018 that Magi-Chan—previously known to be in a relationship with Silvana—was now married to his mentor Mewtwo.[4]

The Chris-Magi-Chan-Cryzel polyamorous relationship/marriage began on 26 March 2018 when Chris announced that his sweetheart search was over... yet again. He did not disclose that he was now married. He later mentioned that the supposed relationship involves three people (from the wording it is himself and two others), implying that he was in a polyamorous relationship at the time. Their identities were not known at the time, and because he claimed that they all knew each other in person,[5] people assumed that Chris was in a relationship was with two actual people. He later said that one of them (Magi-Chan) was his "loving boyfriend",[6] with the implication that the other (Cryzel) was a woman.

On 10 April 2018, Chris came out as bisexual, apparently after discussion with them.[7] Days later, he uploaded a disturbing video, Dick Licker; that is I., in which he licked an image of Magi-Chan's penis drawn on a wall. He also updated his Facebook to note that he is a bisexual transwoman, "interested in men and women".

He affirmed that he gave oral sex to Magi-Chan to a Twitter ween.[6] Apparently, Chris's relationship is not merely polyamorous but open, as he claims that they have no objection to his return to prostitution. They also seem to be okay with Chris's Facebook and Twitter avatar being fanart from a member of the CWCProtectSquad depicting him being kissed by a female fan, as well as Chris hitting on Bryanfrogboy.


The Chris and Magi-Cryzel wedding portrayed in Sonichu 16.

On 30 April 2018, Chris introduced his fan base to Cryzel Rosechu, calling her "a very close gal" and that he had "promised her" he would make an Amiibo figure of her. He then liked a comment from a fan which congratulated him on revealing one of his significant others.[7] In Beedee, Beedee, Beedee; I’m Back, Buck!, he implied that Magi-Chan was the other lover.

On 5 May, he released a preview of a special mini-comic, to be included in Sonichu #16. It depicts him, Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu getting married. The comic is dated 26 March – the same date as when Chris announced his sweetheart search to be over.

When questioned by a fan about the relationship, considering Magi-Chan was married again, Chris replied:

"Polyamorous relationships and marriages are very cool there. Sylvana (YES, her name is spelled with a “Y”) is Totally Cool with Cryzel and I being part of the wedding tree. Mewtwo was skeptical at first, but he came around, and he really likes me too. And you know Mewtwo: he has a good heart, but Cross Him, and you WILL REGRET IT LIKE TEAM ROCKET DID!"[8]

By late May, the sweethearts' troll status had become obvious, and several pieces of evidence linked them, and Chris's recent bizarre content, to the Idea Guy, who was thought to have stopped involvement with Chris after being doxed in January. However, Chris made two tweets[9][10] on 25 May acknowledging and calling out the Idea Guy, yet still referred to Cryzel and Magi-Chan as his sweethearts, and restated his bisexuality, in the Copitz interview the next day.

At some point in June, Silvana Rosechu and Mewtwo were added to the marriage.[3] It is worth noting that Chris rejected a potential sweetheart in favor of his fictional characters, suggesting that he is happy with his current relationships.

Married life

On 3 August 2018, Magi-Chan persuaded Chris to publicly expose the Idea Guys by chronicling his experiences for future generations. The result was The Awakening of a CPU — a short story.[11]

Cryzel Rosechu

Cryzel, in drawing and Amiibo forms.
The beautiful Miss Cryzel Rosechu. This Electric-Type piece of Awesome can also make and open dimensional portals. And she is very intelligent too.


—Chris introduces Cryzel to his fanbase[12]

Cryzel Rosechu (born 13 Febrauary) is the newest addition to the Sonichu franchise. Like many of Chris' other creations, she presents no discernible flaws in character. Though not yet part of the Sonichu canon, she is due to appear in the Sonichu 16 Wedding Special.

Aside from becoming one of Chris' sweethearts, it is unknown what other purpose she will serve in the comics. On October 2018, Chris released her backstory, with her egg was sent to the year 2003 to Earth 1218 by the Chaotic Rainbow. She would land in Burns Hill, New Hampshire, taken under the came of a black antiques dealer by the name of Gregora. Learning the trades of her adopted father, she evolved in a week before Magi-Chan discovered her, quickly teaching her to speak and to use her powers. On 2 March 2018, she would leave Gregora, join with Chris and was married three weeks later[13]. Chris has labelled her as an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon with the abilities of portal manipulation and Keen Eye.

According to Chris' introductory drawing, he first drew Cryzel on 19 March 2018.

In the early hours of 21 April 2018, Chris engaged in a nine-hour Discord chat with the Idea Guy, which saw Joshua torture Cryzel in a highly graphic role play session. Chris, clearly intimidated by these actions, submitted to Joshua's demands.


See Also


Sweethearts and gal-pals

Chris himself: Chloe

Sweethearts: Blanca WeissPandaHaloJulie MilvanaIvy O'NeilKacey DevoriaJacklyn RomyCatherine Sorrentino

Minor sweethearts: Lori LopezHannaSarah JacksonEmilyVanessa HudgensFaerynJessica Quinn

Sweethearts-to-be: Megan SchroederThe Wallflower (in Chris's words) ♥ DoopieDoOver

Present sweethearts: Cryzel, Magi-Chan, Sylvana and Mewtwo

Future sweethearts: Lovely Weather

Gal-pals: Sarah Nicole HammerLaura DorazioKellie AndesTiffany GowenAnna McLerranKim WilsonClare Porter

Other acquaintances: Female fanbaseMLP voice actressesPokémon club friendsSam and EllenVirginia Jeanine Sanford

Inanimate objects/Fictional Characters: Officer NastyKimmiMeg GriffinNaru

See also: List of Chris's sweetheartsLove QuestMia Hamm

CWCipedia entry on "Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts"