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Chris had a box of chocolate-flavored condoms that he purchased to be prepared for his first time. Chris had given a few different dates for when they expired; some time in 2010  and January 2013 .
If Chris ever finds the future wife he imagines himself with, he presumably won't have to practice safe sex with her, because you don't need to wear a raincoat when you're in Lovely Weather.
A survey shows that an umbrella makes a better metaphorical symbol for a condom.
- Chris Sex Logs#Condoms
- IRC (27 December 2008)