||As for what turned me onto the idea was watching women doing it for themselves in some of the porn I watched. I tried it myself with just my fingers, and it felt alright to me, especially recently.
|Chris explaining the origins of his anal fixation
||I have reached from behind and under and pulled my penis and literally stretched it to being wedged between the middle of my butt crack; I could push the head into the hole. But it was really smelly there, and I have just bathed. And while stretched, the balls can remain tucked in. And I Can walk like this. IT IS THAT LONG. And to take a cocky opportunity: You, and a LOT of women around here and wherever, not counting the Cherokee woman, are really missing out.
|Chris in an email to Kim Wilson
Chris has shoved many things up his ass for sexual pleasure (and in one instance, because he was being "blackmailed"). For quite a long time Chris repeatedly denied ever committing such acts, but eventually all it took was a few trusted gal-pals for him to confidentially reveal the graphic TRUE and HONEST details of his anal experiences. Despite his repeated experimentation, he rarely admitted to taking any pleasure in the acts until much later in life, when he came out as bisexual. One can only imagine what wonders this does for his already-terrible bathroom issues.
This list only covers what Chris has admitted shoving up his ass. Given that he was hesitant to admit this much, out of fear that he will be misinterpreted as a homo, we can only imagine what items he has experimented with that he's too ashamed to confess.
Things Chris has shoved up his ass
- A vibrating dildo (with a condom on, later destroyed in an attempt to prove his straightness and his strength). He later told Catherine, "Seriously, it did nothing for me."
- Anal beads (ended up "covered in poo" and thrown away because Chris didn't understand how they work).
- Sonichu Medallion (broken into pieces first, done under duress because a 13-year-old told him to).
- His fingers (unlike with the other things he shoved up there, Chris actually admitted that this "felt alright", and it appears to now be his preferred method of anal stimulation).
- Jets of water from his shower head (told Vanessa that he used to put things up his butt but it became uncomfortable for him so now it's just "sometimes with a narrow jet of water from my adjustable shower-head on a hose").
- Another dildo, this one non-vibrating, sometimes covered with a washcloth, at least four times. He found it painful and unenjoyable.
- His own duck, apparently.
Things Chris is willing to shove up his ass for his true love
- A fake dick ("I would take that in for her").
- Strap-on dildo. While he told Jackie it could NOT be dick-shaped because that would be gay, he made no such qualification when referring to Catherine.