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Chris and socialization

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Chris, surrounded by family and friends.

Chris is somewhat capable of socializing, in contrast to the epic failure of his Love Quest. Being a nerd and, as of 2014, a member of the LGBT community, Chris has common interests with his friends. Awkwardness arises when Chris attempts to take part in conversations which exceed his limited interests, as his broken social filter can lead to him saying inappropriate things or attempting to steer the topic to cartoons, video games, or the SLGBTQ.

In real life

Chris likes to bring in his dolls to play with at his Pokémon club, even though he has friends there.

Chris has some friends which he knows from an all-ages Pokémon club in Charlottesville. He has them added on his Facebook friends list and they occasionally comment on his updates.

One, a woman in her mid-20s named Alexa, repeatedly advised him on how to get a job after seeing him beg for money online.[1] Naturally, Chris failed to follow through on her suggestion, instead choosing to respond by writing up a rant on why he doesn't want to work.[2] Alexa gave up on attempting to help him after that, though she remained on his friend list.

In between her efforts to help him be something other than a drain on society, Alexa was in his company outside of their common Pokémon group, when she saw The Lego Batman Movie with him.[3]

One of Chris's other friends from the club is a black woman, showing that he's made progress in his views of race.[4]

He requested one of his friends to take a photo of him holding a pose while wearing The Classic and medallion. Chris then used the image to photoshop himself, his parents, and his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon into a group picture, dubbing it a family portrait.

His friends seem to put up with his quirks and there appears to be a pity factor as well, as noted by Emily:

Chris legitimately has friends, even if it's a one sided friendship that's only done out of pity. When I ran into Chris at Omegacon, he was more or less being guarded by a middle aged woman who brings her kids to the Pokémon events at the local game store. She was asking me very specific questions but kept pushing when I would give vague answers.[5]

Chris wasn't shy about asking them to acquire toys for him from places at which he is banned. According to the Man in the Pickle Suit's intel:

Heh, at one point, he had some older, married woman buying him his amiibos for him. I think she was one of the mother's of one of the little kids he plays Pokémon with. That cracked me up because it was like Chris was a drug addict, finding someone to smuggle him his fix.[6]

This was confirmed in a Facebook post from August 2016,[7] in which Chris asked two of his friends if they would buy Pokémon cards on his behalf from Gamestop.

Over the Internet

In 2017, he began attempts to socialize on Twitter with women he sees as potential gal-pals, including voice actresses from some of his favorite shows. His tweets seem to illustrate how he tries to fit into conversations - namely, that he likes to shoehorn in references to cartoons.[8]

Planet Dolan

DoopieDoOver

Main article: DoopieDoOver
Chris commissioned this from Doopie.

Doopie is a voice actress/animator for the YouTube channel Planet Dolan. Chris discovered the channel in August 2016 and took a liking to Doopie. He began frequently tweeting to her in 2017. His social awkwardness in full display, he has tweeted to her on the subjects of poop,[9] his hatred of online dating,[10] and he has tried to hit on her by quoting his "I’m Done Adulting" My Little Pony T-shirt.[11]

In June 2017, Chris began to pledge on Doopie’s Patreon. A Like on her post, which is hidden behind a paywall, implies that Chris is pledging $25 per month to her.[12] He has also paid her $25 for a commission to serve as a profile picture. Chris began throwing that money at her in the midst of the Financhu Crisis, and he quickly resorted to begging people on Facebook for $50, ostensibly to help him and his mother.[13]

Doopie is fully aware of Chris’s online reputation, and sees him as just another customer, as she explained:

I've been following the "Chris chan" saga since the beginning. I know everything that (s)he's done. And yeah, it's pretty shitty, but what other people have done to him/her as been pretty shitty too. I'm also just not the type of person to turn someone away when they're being nothing but kind to me. It may be a fake, it may be a show, but I'm not emotionally invested in this enough to really care.

(S)he's paid me to do a commission, and is a patron on my patreon, and as a woman of business, I'm going to treat him/her as every other commissioner and patron.[14]

LadyOfTheCosmo

Main article: LadyOfTheCosmo

On 25 August 2017, Chris tweeted to LadyOfTheCosmo, a close friend of Doopie, on Twitter. He consequently got destroyed by her in an ensuing tweet war.

MLP voice actresses

Chris also enjoys tweeting to VAs from My Little Pony.

Tara Strong

Apparently his favorite of the lot. Ironically, in 2013, a few years before Chris started tweeting to her, Tara publicly criticized Chris, saying:

I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously for their own attention. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it.

All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy.[15]

Tabitha St. Germain

She blocked Chris's account on 3 August, explaining that it wasn't because of Chris, but rather the "swarm of trolls" that follow him when he tags her, which causes her Twitter feed to be flooded with spam. Chris created a sockpuppet account, NightStar2891, in order to evade her and DoopieDoOver's blocks. Despite Tabitha's warnings that she does not want to be tagged regarding Internet drama and that she would block anyone who did so, Chris chose to send her a 21-tweet message on 16 August, trying to convince her that he was a kind person who learns from mistakes and wanting to earn her friendship. Tabitha reacted by blocking the NightStar account as well.[16]

Cathy Weseluck

Chris met her at the August 2017 BronyCon. He proceeded to tweet to her an open letter about how he was asked to remove his unicorn cosplay in church.

Andrea Libman

Chris sent her a link to a video of him singing a Sesame Street song as the Christine Doll.

Michelle Creber

Chris met her at the August 2017 BronyCon. He followed her on Twitter that same month, as well as her mother[17]. He also began pledging to her Patreon[18].

Jessi Nowack

Also known as Nowacking. While not a VA for the show itself, she does voice work for the show's fandom. On 26 August 2017, she posted a series of tweets on relationships and online dating. Chris commented on her tweets, praising her, as well as going off-topic to talk about his history of being trolled[19].

Weens, led by Michael Hirtes, then spammed Nowacking with accusations against Chris, telling her she should block him.

Later, on 27 August, Chris discovered that Nowacking had blocked him and lay blame on the weens for it. Nowacking herself has not commented on her reason for the block. Chris continued following her by using his NightStar2891 sockpuppet.[20]

Conventions

Typical Chris at a convention.

In recent years, whenever Chris is interested in a nearby convention that has been organized and announced, and Barb doesn't get in the way, he will not fail to attend it. When Chris attends one of these conventions, Chris generally has a blast due to going outside and socializing with people instead of stalking people on the Internet and sitting around all day playing vidya. Another possible reason for Chris' appeal in conventions is the fact that he is surrounded by people with similar interests, therefore he is able to converse with them.

Anime Mid-Atlantic

Main article: Anime Mid-Atlantic

The first convention Chris has attended.

OmegaCon

Main article: OmegaCon

Chris attended OmegaCon in August 2015, 10 whole years after his visit to Anime Mid-Atlantic. He went alone and dressed up as Vinyl Scratch and attended a cosplaying contest that he lost. He went back the next year and attended all three days from winning a free ticket from the last year.

BronyCon 2017

Main article: BronyCon

As a devoted fan of My Little Pony, Chris attended the convention in August 2017. He wore the Medallion and brought the Christine Doll, as well as a rainbow wig (which was later subbed for a convention-bought pony horn with ears). He met Cathy Weseluck, a voice actress for the show, and had his photo taken with her.

See Also

Sources

  1. November 2016 Facebook posts#Barb pawns jewelry, Chris decides to join Patreon
  2. April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job
  3. February 2017 Facebook Posts#Watching new Lego movies
  4. January 2017 Facebook Posts#Encouraging a friend
  5. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chriss-newest-gal-pal-revealed.28532/page-7#post-2079295
  6. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-212#post-2368535
  7. August 2016 Facebook posts#Help me buy a Pokemon card
  8. 2017 tweets
  9. 2017 tweets#Poop
  10. May 2017 tweets#Ranting on online dating
  11. 2017 tweets#Hitting on Doopie
  12. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-7-12-chris-argues-with-a-fool.32246/page-6#post-2426664
  13. July 2017 tweets#Resuming begging
  14. July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris
  15. February 2013 Facebook posts#Open Letter to Tara Strong
  16. NightStar2891 tweets#Twitter spam for Tabitha
  17. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-261#post-2527284
  18. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-260#post-2526100
  19. August 2017 tweets‎#Relationships and online dating
  20. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-27-blocked-once-again-must-be-the-trolls-fault.33705/page-4#post-2547621
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Business: ™ Brand loyalty💼 Business© Copyright🏭 The Industry💰 Money (📉 Begging)

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Christian Weston Chandler's people

Chris himself: Chloe | Bill Riley | Junior Jenkins | Carlos Chantor | Stephanie Bustcakes | Night Star


Family:

At home: Bob Chandler | Barbara Chandler | Patti Chandler | The Chandler Cats | Clover and Snoopy

Others: Cole Smithey | Aunt Corrina | Minor Family Members | Daniel Weston | Anne Boleyn

Future: Lovely Weather | Crystal Weston Chandler | Reginald Chandler


Friends:

Sweethearts: Blanca Weiss | PandaHalo | Julie | Ivy | Kacey | Jackie | Catherine

Minor sweethearts: Lori Lopez | Hanna | Sarah Jackson | Emily | Vanessa Hudgens | Faeryn | Jessica Quinn

Sweethearts-to-be: Megan Schroeder | The Wallflower | DoopieDoOver

Gal-pals: Sarah Nicole Hammer | Laura Dorazio | Kellie Andes | Tiffany Gowen | Anna McLerran | Kim Wilson | Clare Porter

White knights: Robert Simmons V | Kenneth Erwin Englehardt | William Elliott Waterman

Others: Female fanbase | MLP voice actresses | Pokémon club friends | Rocky Shoemaker | Sam and Ellen | Virginia Jeanine Sanford


Trolls:

The Miscreants: Adam Stackhouse | Arjen Van Dierten | Bryan Bash | Clyde Cash | Jack Thaddeus | Jason Kendrick Howell | Joshua Martinez | Liquid Chris | Lordsillynipples | Man in the Pickle Suit | Sarah May | Surfshack Tito | Vivian Gee

The Asperpedia Four: Alec Benson Leary | Evan Christopher George | Mao Ling | Sean August Watley

Famous people: BILLY MAYS | Jay Z | Jimmy Hill | Reggie Fils-Aimé | Shigeru Miyamoto | Takashi Tezuka

Others: Arthur Spatchcock | Jeff/Francine | Johan | Kathleen | LadyOfTheCosmo | Ryan Cash | Thorg


Other enemies:

PVCC: Kene Meniru | Mary Lee Walsh

Jerkops: Bagget | Jerkhief

Manajerks: B-Manajerk | Kirby | "Lady" Manajerk | Michael Snyder | ScotPalazzo | Turdijerk | W-M-Manajerk | Yellow-Shirted Foe

The GAMe PLACe: Daniel Mimms | Lucas

Jerks: Joseph Herring | Wes Iseli

Others: Abusive babysitter | Bruce Johnson | Lulu.com executives | Omar Woodley | Pmurt | Rob Bell


Miscellaneous:

Real people: A-Log | Caitlin | DStecks | Mia Hamm | Michael Hirtes

Inanimate objects: Kimmi | Naru | Officer Nasty