Women Only Need Apply - No STD's
Women Only Need Apply - No STD's is a leaked video posted by the resurrected CWCvilleLibrary. The video itself is mercifully only 2 minutes long and entails Chris offering sex to women of any orientation (except transsexual women of course) for ludicrous fees. Chris quotes $50 for cuddling, and goes on to say that $100 will, rather more reasonably, get the customer "just about anything" besides anal, which he doesn't do. Chris gives his prostitute name as "Stephanie Bustcakes," and left a new e-mail at the end of the video: "firstname.lastname@example.org".
The YouTube channel where the video likely originated is here. The channel was created on 19 June 2016, meaning that Chris decided to become a prostitute on Father's Day. As far as we know, nobody approached Chris with money for sex, much like Chris's previous attempt under his Carlos Chantor persona.
The original upload appeared to be stretched from its original 9:16 aspect ratio (which any 16:9 phone uses when recording in vertical mode) to 4:3, giving the video a distorted, stretched look. It was deleted from YouTube.
A corrected version of the video can be seen below, while the original version can be found here.
|Stardate||22 June 2016 (leaked date)|
|Saga||Tomgirl, Financhu Crisis|
|Shirt||Turquoise Tank Top|
|OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos|
Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2
|“||For a hundred dollars, you can do pretty much any- pretty much near anything.||”|
|This is the CWCville Library - Christino, solicits for money. $50 gets you cuddles and $100 gets you pretty much anything else, Cradles his new Wiffuu as he obviously thought shaving this morning might be an a bit inconvenient. Video smuggled out by the CWC secret police (CWCSP) from unclassified sources - honest|
[Chris speaks in an attempted seductive voice, upside down on his bed] Hello ladies. How would you like to spend a little quality time-with this sexy bod, huh? [wriggles around] With these breasts. [squeezes his mantits together] And the thing that I was wrongfully born with down there. [slaps his duck] Good quality time, we could have it one way... or the lesbian way. So, for fifty dollars we could do a cuddle, and for a hundred dollars, [winks] you can do pretty much any- pretty much near anything. I don't do anal though! [facial expression turns serious, creepily stares at the camera in silence] I don't do anal... but will do anything else. We can even rock with toys.
[jump cut] And I have... lots of hidden potential. So send an e-mail, [grabs body pillow] I'll give you a response. Tell me one little lovely, sexy evening... [winks again] with Miss Stephanie Bustcakes. Advice to the e-mail only, nobody with STDs, and only women of any orientation need apply. Well, straight lesbian and bi. All y'all got b- all y'all got the pussy! I'm very happy to work... [flips over, slaps backside, and says something unintelligible] and maybe show off my booty! [rolls over again and rubs ass] That booty look good enough for ya? [silently wriggles his ass around] So, respond now. [winks and turns off camera]
Text at the end of the video:
|Women Only need respond. Straight, Lesbian or Bisexual.
If you smoke, please put it out and air freshen the room prior to my arrival.
In-Area Only (Charlottesville, VA or local).
Email to email@example.com for details and arrangments.
|⇐ Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2||Chris's videos||Announcement 06292016 ⇒|