Happy Birthday, Jonathan

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Happy Birthday, Jonathan is a video Chris made on the 11th of June, 2016. In the video, Chris congratulates Jonathan for his birthday, then starts making unintelligible gibberish. After that, Chris ends the video with a second "Happy birthday!" Chris believes it to be another performance worth $50, even though it failed to meet the meager promise of a minute-long video.

According to a Kiwi Farms user named Vanillacone, who had bought the performance for a friend's birthday, Chris failed to spell the recipient's name (Johnathon) right. Regardless, Vanillacone claimed to be satisfied with the video, saying it was "money well spent."[1]


Happy Birthday, Jonathan
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 11 June 2016
Subject Matter HandoutsHandouts Handouts
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga BusinessBusiness Business
Shirt White Tank TopWhite Tank Top White Tank Top
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Hello Jonathan, this is Christine Chandler, wishing you a happy birthday! Well, at least I hope I have not missed your birthday, if I did, happy bit late birthday. Hope you had good day, or hope you're having a good day, so... I don't know, umm.. [Starts singing unintelligible noises] doo doo doo, ah here ya go a happy singy song! I don't know I just [Starts wiggling his tongue, making a booloo sound.] Today! Weee! Have fun! Happy birthday!!


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