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Tobacky, also known as "tobacco," is a recreational drug derived from Nicotiana plants. If Chris could, he would send every last ounce of tobacky on a rocket to the Moon.
Chris on tobacky
Chris's tobacky rocket plan was elaborated on in January 2009:
Chris has also related a dream he once had regarding the risks posed by tobacco consumption:
—Chris's cigarette nightmare
Chris has stated that tobacco and alcohol importation is the most severe crime in CWCville and warrants "ten years [imprisonment] or fifteen hundred dollar fine." In short, importing cigarettes is worse than rape, theft, murder, or even being a homo in CWCville.
Chris seems to have an even stronger hatred for cannabis, despite it being hailed as a possible autism treatment. This is evidenced by the fact that, in CWCville, cigarette smokers are only given a US$1,500 fine, but those who simply possess weed are taken to a maximum security prison, the same place CWCville detains terrorist leaders, as was the fate of Kathleen in the Book10Replacement.
Interestingly, the Jamaican war veteran Inos from the original Sonichu #10 somehow managed to escape this sentence, instead being forced into a soup hotel by Ultra Sonichu. Dialogue indicates it was because Sonichu believed he was actually smoking tobacco, despite him being high as a kite, unintentionally revealing that Chris may believe tobacco and cannabis to be interchangeable. The fact that "wacky tobacky" was used as a name for cannabis back in the 1940s and 50s further adds weight to this theory.
- Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE
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- Sonichu Girls
- CWC's Diary
- List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica
- IRC (02 January 2009)
- Mailbag 39
- Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008