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Sailor Moon Poster of Fail

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Pedofork... Prism... Power!

Coerced into saying he was gay on YouTube, Christian Weston Chandler employed several nonverbal clues to signal to his fans that he was, in fact, straight. Among these was the Sailor Moon Poster of Fail, which Chris later explained he looks at every night to help keep him straight.[1] Chris doesn't realize the irony he's created, as most people would use the fact a man has a poster of Sailor Moon on his wall as evidence that he is gay, not as evidence to refute it.

In typical Chris fashion, the revelation that he needed an object to remind him of his heterosexuality only served to tarnish Chris's reputation even further. This is not the first time that Chris has referred to heterosexuality as a status he struggles daily to maintain, nor is this the first indication of his sick lust for anime girls.

What is new is that of all the posters he could have chosen, Chris uses one that prominently features Chibiusa, Sailor Moon's prepubescent daughter from the future. In short, he reinforces his sexual appetite by looking at a cartoon eight-year-old. But even if he wasn't focusing on her, Usagi Tsukino – Sailor Moon herself and the other girl on the poster – is just 14-16 years old. So all in all, it doesn't matter which one he looks at; he is still a pedofork, at least in his home state of Virginia.[2]

It also has to be noted that, like many young anime females, Usagi's future daughter is distinctly tomboyish in appearance, which only strengthens claims that he is a homo pedofork.

It was (presumably) destroyed in the 10 January 2014 fire that destroyed Chris's house. It's likely this factor that resulted in Chris starting to support homosexuality (but still hate JERKS in general).

See also


  1. Chris Destroys His Vibrator
  2. The age of consent in Virginia is 18.