Don't Mess With Me

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Don't Mess With Me.MP4 is another video Chris made for trolls on 10 March 2010. Heightening the rhetoric against those who go against him from his previous video that day, he playacts what he thinks would happen if he actually met a troll.

Chris goes beyond tearing up a paper sign or beating his hammy fists against a cardboard box to indicate his anger towards a person and actually plays out a scene in which he pulls out a pocket knife and simulates the murder of an imaginary Clyde Cash, who probably had nothing to do with the loss of The Wallflower anyway. It's also worth noticing that Chris still seems to believe the ridiculous cover story about PandaHalo being real and getting raped by Clyde. When Chris pulls out his knife, it takes him about a total of 9 seconds to get it out. It doesn't take a knife expert to equip it in less than 3 seconds, showing that even if he tried to use the knife in a fight, he would have been beaten to the ground before getting a chance to take it out, let alone use it. Additionally, his lack of knife safety knowledge is unsurprising yet disturbing, as while in the heat of the moment as he pretends to slit Clyde's throat, he unwittingly swipes the blade of the knife within inches of his own throat, making it a miracle that this video wasn't his last. Of note is the point in which Chris uses "bigoted" as an insult when impersonating Clyde, implying he doesn't understand its descriptive nature.

Like in the previous video, his medallion and ring are curiously absent. Also, take note of the fact that the environment is the exact same as in the previous video.


Don't Mess With Me.MP4
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 10 March 2010
Subject Matter ViolenceViolence Violence
Performance Style RageRage Rage, CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga ClydeClyde Clyde Cash
Shirt The JokerThe Joker The Joker
A message to the Trolls
Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!
This is for Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, you bastard.
What would have inevitably happened if Chris pulled a knife on Clyde.



You think I'm weak? You think I'm not tough? [holds up fist] This is what happens when I am intercept--this is what will happen when I am intercepted by a troll.

[stands to the right, imitating Fred Mertz] Why, hello Christian.

[returns to center, finger to his forehead] Uh, hello...

[to the right, crosses arms] What's the matter? You don't know me?

[center, acts confused] No, should I...?

[to the right, brandishes the Claw] It's me, Clyde CASH.

[center] Oh. [crosses arms] What the hell do you want, you son of a bitch?

[right] OH, I just came by to tell you how much of a son of a bitch, lazy-ass, bigoted, [looks at camera] fort treacherous rat you are.

[center, growls]

[right] OH! And how about that time I raped your sweet Australian panda bear?


[Chris jumps at "Clyde Cash", starts punching the air in a girly manner. Punches himself twice, gets strangled, knees him, starts grappling with him.]

[Abrupt cut, Chris seems to press record and step back into frame, then he continues to grapple. He punches, then starts stomping the ground. He is already visibly sweating.]

[reaches down and pulls up "Clyde"] Come on. Get up, you son of a bitch!

[puts "Clyde" in an invisible choke hold and takes an unreasonably long time to pull out a knife.]

This... this is for Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, you bastard.

[makes motions of slitting "Clyde's" throat, coming dangerously close to accidentally cutting himself] SHHHHHHH!

[holds throat and struggles] Ughhh! Waaaagg! Ehhhh! [collapses, then stands back up, hands on hips. He picks up his knife and holds it up.]

Watch your back, trolls.

Fan videos

CWC Fighter ALPHA 2
Stardate 14 March 2010
Made By DrButler
Video Type VG Remix
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

See also

A message to the Trolls Chris's videos Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!
Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde

Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

Lady Managers: Doxing Jeff/Francine | Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. | Update 1/17/2016 | Jeff is Beyond Denounced.

Idea Guys: Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World! | Cherokean Chant | Smashing | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | Tour of Chris's House III | Chris apologizes to Gwen | Chris slaps himself | Dick Licker; that is I. | One-Hundred! | Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture‎ | All Star | Chris lost Crystal | I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms

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The Players

Organizations: Sonichu Girls
People: ChrisClyde CashVivian GeeRyan CashLordsillynipplesBryan BashSarah MayBILLY MAYS
Inanimate Objects: Clown Doll

The Games
Platforms: IRC
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Coinciding Sagas
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