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"CWC Fighter" is a video from 18 August 2009 in which Chris shows us his (lack of) martial arts technique.

Video

 
 
Watch It, I have a little Chun-Li within me.
 

 

—Official description


CWC Fighter
Stardate 18 August 2009
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy
Shirt Red & WhiteRed & White Red & White
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Transcript

[A camera is pointed at the back of Chris's blue stationwagon parked in the yard. A riding lawnmower is visible. Chris walks into the frame, dressed in a bright red T-shirt with an undersized denim vest and blue jeans. He also wears his Sonichu medallion. He stands, legs apart, hands clasped in front of him, eyes closed as if in prayer. He is possibly invoking some kind of ungodly power. He brings his hands to his sides, and with a crazed look he swings his right arm backwards. Aiming to either side of his body, he makes an upwards, poking motion with his left hand, then his right. His fingers are fully extended. He does the same thing, except straight ahead. He punches the air and twirls around, his back to the camera. He makes an awkward spinning kick and recovers ungracefully. He kicks at the air with his other leg, arms akimbo and head cocked to one side. He takes a step back and does two pitiful punching motions aimed at nowhere in particular. He attempts an uppercut and fails horribly at it, vaguely resembling a wounded animal. Chris punches some more air in random directions, but with much, much less force than when he started 20 seconds ago. Chris crouches down and does a very, very slow spinning kick where that looks particularly ineffectual. Chris returns to the camera, flashes a victory sign, and states:]

I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me!

Fan videos

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Stardate 20 August 2009
Made By puppetchaos
Subject Matter CWC Fighter
Video Type (VGM) Remix
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


CWC Ballet
Stardate 21 August 2009
Made By OhhhMyAxels
Subject Matter CWC Fighter
Video Type  ?????
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SUPER CWC FIGHTER 2 ALPHA: THE THIRD STRIKE
Stardate 10 September 2009
Made By PhallusKnifeFight
Subject Matter CWC Fighter
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


Chris-Chan can swim.
Stardate 25 May 2010
Made By TheMammothWasHere
Subject Matter CWC Fighter
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CWC Fighter ALPHA 2
Stardate 14 March 2010
Made By DrButler
Subject Matter Don't Mess With Me
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CCR: Chris Chan Revolution
Stardate 5 October 2010
Made By GoldPlatedDildo
Other Info DDR Remix
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Stardate 27 November 2010
Made By TheHunterOfTrolls
Other Info Our new enemy?
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External links

Light His Mind's Darkest Hour Chris's videos One Blessing, and One Curse
Chris's video game videos

Animal Crossing: Animal Crossing Documentary | The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special

LittleBigPlanet: PS3 History Level | Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler | Download For Play Only | Other LittleBigPlanet videos

PS3: Pixelated PS3 | PS3 History Level | Chris humps his PS3 | PS3 Tutorial for my fans | MovingFoward | ItIsFinished

Let's Plays: CWC`s Destiny Start | Live Game Stream - Uncharted | UNCHARTED - There, I made it out alive...

Other game videos: Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway | Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown | Sonichu Game Talk | CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san | Apology to Game & Hobby Place | Fight with Mary Lee Walsh | CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero | SingStar Challenge | For G4's Web Soup | CWC Fighter | Brutal Legend | Brutal Legend Plus | Sonichu's Edge | Mario Kart 8 Videos | Super Smash Bros. Videos | CWC vs Koas | random Review N' Stuff

Power videos

PowerChris Loses ItCWC Fighter30 Push-UpsClyde is Weaker than WaterI AM STRONG51 50Sonichu's EdgeA HikeA WorkoutWeighInPull-upsA few kicks