CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san

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Manipulation Disclosure: The views Chris expresses may or may not be his own. Many of Chris's videos were orchestrated behind the scenes by trolls putting ideas in his head or goading him to act out; the majority of these interactions was never released to the public.

During his talks with Shigeru Miyamoto to produce his own line of video games, Christian hits a snag when Miyamoto jumps to the conclusion that he is talking to a troll and not the real Christian Weston Chandler. To recover the trust of his business partner, Chris rushes to produce this video, in which he appeals to Miyamoto's cultural background by saying (in an obnoxious accent) things he has heard Japanese people say. He also bows like a woman, mispronounces Miyamoto's name, and redundantly addresses him as Mr. Miyamoto-san, which is essentially "Mr. Mr. Miyamoto."

Chris also verifies his identity with several unimpeachable methods:

  1. He says he is the real Christian Weston Chandler and asks that the viewer believe him.
  2. He holds up his driver's license, proving that he is someone who might be able to obtain a fake ID.
  3. He uses his fingers to obscure his license number, but also manages to cover his name, address, and other information.
  4. He shows off his custom-painted Wii controllers, which everyone knows only the real CWC could possess.


CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 17 January 2009
Subject Matter Video gamesVideo games Video Games
Performance Style ReasonReason Reason
Saga MiyamotoMiyamoto Miyamoto
Shirt Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt The Napoleon
Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009
CWC Update 18 January 2009
I am a real deal, believe me.


[bows deeply] Ohayō, Mr. Miyamoto-san.

[loudly sets down Wii Remote and Nunchuk] I am he—I have br—decided to, uh, do this video standing up, as I felt it more appropriate... so that I could also loan myself to bow for your presence and such. [inhales deeply]

Anyway... I have checked my, uh, e-mail account. No trolls have sent any—any slanderous e-mails or—any e-mails, or... nobody has hacked my AOL account of So... you ha—so, you’re still talking to the real Christian Weston Chandler. [removes glasses dramatically] Believe me. [inhales deeply, sighs, and returns glasses to face]

And also, uh, y’know, I’ve sent you a...nother... Also, I can also further prove it... [reaches into pocket] My driver’s license. [holds out license for a close-up] I cover my, uh... number on there... but if you look closely enough, you can—if you look at—in one part, if you—you can see the, uh, “Virginia”... and the state numbers on there. [puts license back in pocket] The state-shaped logo on there.

And also, Mr. Miyamoto... [picks up Wii Remote and Nunchuk] my Wii Remote and Nunchuk. [holds out Nunchuk proudly] “We would like to play” [bows as if presenting the Wii Remote and Nunchuk] to quote the commercial in a honorable way, if I may. [sets Wii Remote and Nunchuk back down]

So, Mr. Miyamoto, please, uh... do not i—do not disres—do not, uh, a—do not, uh, quote me as a—a troll, because I am a real deal, believe me. I mean, although I guess I do deserve it, upon retrospect, since I, uh... [inhales deeply and sighs] made the, uh, accusation myself. So, hopefully, we can set this—set this minor business as—minor bit of bad business aside... and continue on for good business. And hopefully, I will be able to, uh, meet with you in Redmond... as soon as possible. I’ll be talking to my church congregation tomorrow.

And, uh, I wish you a pleasant day, Miyamoto-san. [bows]

Sayōnara for now.

Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009 Chris's videos CWC Update 18 January 2009
Chris's video game videos

Animal Crossing: Animal Crossing Documentary | The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special

LittleBigPlanet: PS3 History Level | Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler | Download For Play Only | Other LittleBigPlanet videos

PS3: Pixelated PS3 | PS3 History Level | Chris humps his PS3 | PS3 Tutorial for my fans | MovingFoward | ItIsFinished

Let's Plays: CWC`s Destiny Start | Live Game Stream - Uncharted | UNCHARTED - There, I made it out alive...

Other game videos: Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway | Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown | Sonichu Game Talk | CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san | Apology to Game & Hobby Place | Fight with Mary Lee Walsh | CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero | SingStar Challenge | For G4's Web Soup | CWC Fighter | Brutal Legend | Brutal Legend Plus | Sonichu's Edge | Mario Kart 8 Videos | Super Smash Bros. Videos | CWC vs Koas | random Review N' Stuff | Sonic Forces