Soul Calibur

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Ivy's namesake on the cover of Soul Calibur III (in the background)
Transcending Christory and the world, a tale of trolls and tards, eternally retold.
Chris's Hamburglar cosplay recreated in Soul Calibur V.

Soul Calibur (often written SoulCalibur or Soulcalibur) is a weapon-fighting game franchise created by Namco. While the series has a hardcore following, it's also famous for being easy to pick up – perhaps too easy, if Chris is of any indication.

The series and Chris

Chris's favorite character is Cassandra Alexandra,[1] possibly for no other reason besides the fact that he favors attractive female characters in all other games. Mimms also said that he used Cassandra in the UFS trading card game[2] and Megan encouraged him to stick with the "Greek girls" (Cassandra and her sister Sophitia) in UFS[3].

In the infamous facerape scene of Episode 17 of Sonichu, Rosechu seems to duplicate Sophitia's B+G throw, called "Angel's Heaven" (Soul Edge) or "Holy Cracker" (Soulcalibur series proper). It could also be "Heaven to Hell," which can follow up this move. However, Sophitia's attacks had several advantages over Rosechu's attack. First, cracking the neck is generally faster and more lethal than clawing a head open and electrocuting the victim. Secondly, Sophitia cleverly performed this attack fully clothed, granting the series 16+ age ratings rather than Cannot Be Unseen ratings. Thirdly, Sophitia cleverly elected to not shout some of the most embarrassing battlecries in the history of feminism.

Chris loved to create his enemies in Soul Calibur III and make pathetic videos where he struggles to beat them on the lowest difficulty setting. He has threatened to do this to various people, including the fan artist Evan and anyone who dared draw a pickle on his female cartoon characters.

In the Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles ad, Chris promises CWC and Sonichu-related DLC for Soul Calibur IV. With the most advanced boob physics to date this series has seen, the public at large would probably rather not see that pack come to fruition. (Unless Mary Lee Walsh is included, naturally.)

Soul Megan

Apparently he and Megan Schroeder were dedicated players of the arcade version, too, judging by e-mails discussing the purchasing of horribly overpriced weapon and ability cards to be used with the coin-op game.[4][5]

One aspect of Chris's Megan obsession included creating a character of Megan in the game, which reportedly gave her the creeps.

And I don't like your "Megan Obsession" I don't like being a character in your comics. I don't like how you made me a character in Soulcalibur and Animal Crossing. That kind of behavior really freaks me out.[6]

Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh

This video is notable for being the first known video Chris ever uploaded to YouTube.[7]

The EPIC Battle between the High-Functioning Autistic Warrior who was only searching for TRUE LOVE, and the EVIL WITCH of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens who previously SHATTERED HIS HEART AND SOUL by making it OBVIOUS that it was ILLEGAL to have a Sweetheart of the opposite gender in Virginia... "VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS!"
SOUL CALIBUR: Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 1 May 2007
Subject Matter Video gamesVideo games Video Games, ViolenceViolence Violence
Performance Style RageRage Rage, CrazyCrazy Crazy
Other MachinimaMachinima Machinima
Christian Weston Chandler's
Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown

See also


Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE Chris's videos Master Onion A-La Mode
Chris's video game videos

Animal Crossing: Animal Crossing Documentary | The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special

LittleBigPlanet: PS3 History Level | Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler | Download For Play Only | Other LittleBigPlanet videos

PS3: Pixelated PS3 | PS3 History Level | Chris humps his PS3 | PS3 Tutorial for my fans | MovingFoward | ItIsFinished

Let's Plays: CWC`s Destiny Start | Live Game Stream - Uncharted | UNCHARTED - There, I made it out alive...

Other game videos: Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway | Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown | Sonichu Game Talk | CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san | Apology to Game & Hobby Place | Fight with Mary Lee Walsh | CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero | SingStar Challenge | For G4's Web Soup | CWC Fighter | Brutal Legend | Brutal Legend Plus | Sonichu's Edge | Mario Kart 8 Videos | Super Smash Bros. Videos | CWC vs Koas | random Review N' Stuff | Sonic Forces