The Sons of the Miscreants chats

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Discord screenshots in a Kiwi Farms thread on MKRNightVee. See the "Full discord caps" spoiler at end of post.

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This page contains excerpts of chats from The Sons of the Miscreants Discord server. In the server's "the-sons-of-the-miscreantscult-of-clyde" channel, MKRNightVee (using a Discord account named thepixietailartist) recruited users to pose as CPUs to chat with Chris and discussed some of her interactions with Chris. The dates of the chats are unknown but occurred prior to 21 January 2019 when screenshots were uploaded to Kiwi Farms.[1]

Megan

MKR describes how Chris had wanted to use her to get in contact with Megan Schroeder but MKR declined out of concern for Megan.

MKRNightVee
Chris asked me to "befriend" her and help him resume communication. I politely declined. That poor woman has been through enough of chris's bullshit
pathetic
doesnt she have an etsy store? (edited)
MKRNightVee
She has a Facebook?
Vamponetta
How'd you make proper contact?
MKRNightVee
I didn't, I wasn't going to try and put megan through that
Vamponetta
No I mean with Chris
MKRNightVee
Oh, twitter

Motives

MKRNightVee
A little bit, but I also was very kind to Chris, a friend found his number online and to my surprise he answered my texts
Vamponetta
Ah
MKRNightVee
My goal isnt to feed into his delusions so much as it is to gently offer kind advice and be there as a shoulder to lean on for moral support

I'm trying to help him better himself

Delusions

[cutoff]

Tenno
S.O.M?
Vamponetta
Sons of the Miscreants. We're keeping to the metal gear theme of Christory
Tenno
Ah
Vamponetta
Cuz Clyde had the Miscreants which were the Patriots. The Patriots were succeeded by Sop, Sons of the Patriots
Tenno
Ah
Vamponetta
Yeah
MKRNightVee
Knowing chris, he will likely ignore that it exists and block those that bring it up. These days, if he doesn't like it, and it doesn't come from an idea guy, he wont put it in his imaginary world

Great New Content

MKR shows photos of Chris's custom Lego Sonichu minifigs.

MKRNightVee
I've got some great new content for you
Vamponetta
Oh?
MKRNightVee

All sonichu minifigs

Vamponetta
Ah
MKRNightVee
Beautiful arnt they

Chris Access

Server members ask MKR (thepixietailartist) to get Chris to accept their friend requests.

offline
I just had an idea

pixie is on the inside

she can get Chris to accept our friend requests

Tenno
I was gonna say. I better not be mercy.

But no, I also sent him a friend request

I may hate him, but I'm great at acting

offline
@thepixietailartist think you can pull this off?

she's CWCSonichu, 6540 right

Tenno
@thepixietailartist can you draw like some random sonichu fan art or some shit for me? I don't think if he does end up accepting, he'd accept me.

I would but...

I'm legit shit at drawing

offline
so is Chris
Tenno
"hey guys, this is stickachu of the stick sonichu world"

[posts a drawing]

This is something I drew in middle school for an anime I like

offline
the sad part is I'm pretty sure she'd believe that
Tenno
This was drawn in one hour ON the bus
MKRNightVee
No, if I had to work for it so do you XD
offline
she makes the stick figure dimension Canon
Tenno
BUT I CAN'T DRAW
MKRNightVee
Then trace

Lol

offline
I don't have a Twitter though, so it's this or nothing for me
Tenno
BUT I HAVE A SHIT CHROMEBOOK
offline
I mean at least get him to accept mine please, I want exclusive Chris content
MKRNightVee
Take a picture of sanic, tape it to a window, put another piece of paper over it, and follow along the lines.

It's pretty simple XD

Tenno
I'll have to shit draw then

You guys watch Dillin Thomas

MKRNightVee
And no offline, I can't actually "make" chris accept anything lol
offline
well I mean gently coerce her
MKRNightVee
Try posing as a girl with big titties
Tenno
Okay!

I'll do that!

Don't judge me!!

offline
I am a girl with big titties, but I'm not using my body for Chris

that's an insult to my body

Tenno
Wait what the fuck
pathetic
i am a girl with big titties to.
Tenno
I gotta stop assuming people are guys at first I fucking swear
pathetic
back pain can go fuck itself.

codiene is a god send tho

MKRNightVee
No, I just meant finding a pic of a girl with big boobs and pretending to be her

Blanca style

pathetic
hot.
gas, gas, gas!
get ya a woman like stephanie bustcakes
offline
I could do that but he's off the dating scene

it won't work

how'd you do it

MKRNightVee
Well... I wouldn't say off
pathetic
i wish i could be magi chan
Tenno
He's not off

Hes anything but

offline
I'm already magi chan (edited)
Tenno
He's mentioned in a tweet that he has room for one more spouse

NightVee Medallion

MKRNightVee
Chris seems interested in "remaking" me into a sort of mini chris

Building a sweetheart from the ground up

offline
how so
MKRNightVee
It's kinda flattering I guess?

He had me make a medallion, by crystals that he uses and started answering my text faster than before

Tenno
I'm off to build a new Twitter account

BRB

pathetic
Will Chrisu ever love me
offline
what's your medallion look like
Promethean
what kind of crystals, and did you actually buy any?
offline
how did you get Chris to accept your friend request, I don't have Twitter so I can't just do it like that
pathetic
wat
MKRNightVee

NightVeeMedallion 2019.png

Medallion

offline
that has way more effort than necessary
MKRNightVee
As for the friend thing, I just made lots of fan art and white knighted chris's twitter

Yeah, but I love doing arts and crafts ^-^ so I had fun making it out of Crayola fucking model magic

offline
is it made out of Crayola Fucking Model Magic
MKRNightVee
Yes
offline
can we make him shove the medallion up his ass again like not right now, but eventually
gas, gas, gas!
chris hasn't mentioned the treadmill in a while
MKRNightVee
He called me when he gave me his new number

Bragged about doing three whole minutes on the 300 setting

Chris Chat Rules

MKR guides server members on how to use Chris's CPU delusions to chat with him and lays out basic rules.

offline
ok I'm gonna run my plan by you

as someone who knows Chris better than anyone here tell me if we can put this in action

MKRNightVee
Ok?
offline
I'm going to pretend I'm CPU green Heart, long story short, I have a story drafted about how Arfoire gained interdimensional power when the merge started, and because of Chris's ties to it neptunia was one of the first dimensions affected and then Arfoire killed vert, the original green heart, sealing away her powers until Chris defeated her in the body of Jessica Quinn and the powers passed to me
offline
what do you think? would she believe it
MKRNightVee
It could work, except for one thing... Chris has a "direct" contact with vert, so you'd probably be dismissed as a troll. I can get you into a discord server with chis however I have some rules
offline
alright, how do I work around that then I've done like 5 minutes of neptunia research, how do I explain away the direct contact
MKRNightVee
1. Do not directly try to troll chris, I know it sounds fun to mess with him, but please don't.

2. You must create a CPU, for a color pick something other then the following: magenta, turquoise, green, blue, red, maroon, white, black, purple.

Promethean
I want yellow
MKRNightVee
3. You must play along with the CPU thing
gas, gas, gas!
CPU lavender?
offline
really all I have planned is the cpu part
offline
I have no clue what I'll do after that, so we're good,
MKRNightVee
4. You must get some sort of fanart ready of your chosen CPU sona and make an "original", pokemon/sanic abomination
Tenno
Add my troll Twitter: @DarekaScott
MKRNightVee
CPUmagentaHeart.png
gas, gas, gas!
i'll just use weebfriend's shitty blake belladonna ripoff oc or create something else

gremlin knows who i'm talking about

offline
I do
MKRNightVee
This is my discord, verify here with me before I will add you to the Chris server
offline
can the fanart come later? I don't have any means to draw at the moment
Tenno
I'll look for a sonichu fanart online...
MKRNightVee
Yeah, just get at least a general description going for it
pathetic
hyper dimensional neptunia (edited)

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