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|“||I have had to personally astral project and share my power with Christine there.||”|
|Chris, on battling invading forces from a video game.|
Hyperdimension Neptunia is a series of role-playing video games created and developed by Idea Factory. Games within the series takes place in the world of Gamindustri (an obvious pun), which is divided into four regions/nations, each representing a specific video game console. Chris became a fan in late 2017, having been introduced to it by Idea Guy and watching the anime based on it. The series would have a profound effect on Chris, inspiring him to indulge himself in a massive delusion that he was the "CPU Goddess" of a massive dimensional merge.
Invasion of CWCville
In early November 2017, Chris pleaded with his Facebook followers to share their "Love And Shares With Neptune, Vert, Noire and Blanc, and help stop the wars that warrent [sic] in between!" A few days later, Chris explained that enemy forces from Gamindustri had invaded CWCville- he explains that the only way to keep the enemies at bay is to play the Hyperdimension Neptunia video games and watch the accompanying anime.
|I just want to remind everyone to, please, give your Shares Of kind thoughts to the Goddesses of Gamindustri. They really do help us and our reality! 🌸|
On 14 November 2017, he posted that Silvana had been captured by a Russian billionaire and that the only way she could be returned safely was with the aid of a soldier based on the Remove Kebab meme and by people praying to the Goddesses of Gamindustri, a quartet of fictional deitys. He called his plan Operation BARBarossa.
In another bizarre plan of action, the same day, he uploaded a video called "Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World!" In it, he dons a tinfoil hat (so THE MAN[sic] can't take over his mind) and dances awkwardly to polka music, claiming the video was for Gamindustri and all the other worlds and dimensions.
On 15 November, Chris posted that Operation BARBarossa was a success, seeing Silvana's return. He claimed to have lost some soldiers, but kept the enemy back with the help of the CWC Defense Army Division, his Autobots, and his family. He also signed a peace treaty with Count Graduon, obtaining his troops and services, along with a large piece of land just outside Cwcville. Chris apparently used the land to create prison camps, complete with large ovens to keep the prisoners warm and showers. He claimed that the battle was won because of people praying to the Gamindustri goddesses.
Body-sharing with Uzume Tennouboshi
- Main article: Spirit possession#Uzume Tennouboshi
|“||Originally Chris created this CPU to restore Christianity to his town, but I told him goddesses can’t worship other gods. Now he uses her to end the rioting and war in CWCville.||”|
Battery-Charge Heart; CPU of CWCville, Virginia, aka Tank Destroyer, was created by Chris in response to pressure from Idea Guy describing the nightmarish state of CWCville. She made her debut on 11 December via a Facebook post. Fans were quick to point out how she is scantily clad and how it would be tough to fight in the outfit (notice how short the skirt is) - even a Twitter white knight talked about being disappointed in Chris for making the "strong female" have this appearance. This originally uploaded image of Battery-Charge Heart appears to include the bottom corner of the holographic 'Sabrina' Pokémon trainer card from the 'Gym Challenge' set, though the significance of this inclusion is unlikely to extend beyond being a visual symptom of Chris' compulsive hoarding of random crap.
Her armor has Chris's initials on it.
Her arsenal includes:
- An exploding S-Chu Ball launcher
- A shield made from "the best heavy-duty lightweight allow [sic]" , which can withstand 10,000 pounds of pressure
- Heavy-duty lightning blade, summoned from her subspace dimension, which can withstand one-million-plus pounds of force and cut through 100 tons of metal.
Note how the shield is a hundred times weaker than the sword at protection.
- Being able to rip a tank in half with her hands
- Being able to lift five tanks at once
- Wings which paralyze others on physical contact
Much like with Night Star's array of vast mental powers, Battery-Charge Heart's repertoire of incredible physical abilities marks her as yet another wish-fulfillment power fantasy for Chris, who could barely rip cardboard in half and struggled with lifting 10-pound boxes of soda for bicep curls.
She is heavily based on Wonder Woman. Her name is based on Battery-Charge Blue, a color by Crayola, which is Chris's favorite. Considering that no original video game consoles are produced in CWCville, it is unclear which Battery-Charge Heart is supposed to represent. Could this be a new form of Chris in the comics..?
CPU Blue Heart
- Main article: CPU Blue Heart
Chris modifies his Medallion to include a Share Crystal.
|The Ballad of Chris-chan and Uzume Tennouboshi|
|Stardate||13 November 2017|
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