The Sons of the Miscreants

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Group description.

The Sons of the Miscreants was a troll Discord server active in the late 2010s. It is named after The Miscreants, an earlier group of trolls led by Clyde Cash during the Classic Chris era. In the server's "the-sons-of-the-miscreantscult-of-clyde" channel, MKRNightVee (using a Discord account named thepixietailartist) recruited users to pose as CPUs to chat with Chris and discussed some of her interactions with Chris. The dates of most of the chats are unknown but occurred prior to 21 January 2019 when screenshots were uploaded to Kiwi Farms.[1]

Chats

MKR's Discord Handle

Server members talk about MKRNightVee and mention her thepixietailartist Discord handle, tagging her into the conversation.

Tenno
[posts a screenshot of MKR's Twitter profile.]
⊕αdrïαx
shes in this discord
Tenno
SHE
⊕αdrïαx
shes just playing along
Tenno
oh
⊕αdrïαx
thepixietailartist

@thepixietailartist

offline
@thepixietailartist you magnificent bastard
Tenno
Well... I didn't know that.... I should go delete a tweet then
offline
i've seen her before, she had me fooled 100%

fucking applause

⊕αdrïαx
interesting fact... someone put her in the sagas timeline on the CWCki as one of the Teen Troon Squad
offline
that's why i love the christorians, we do this type of shit all the time
⊕αdrïαx
shes not involved with that
Tenno
I'm fucking laughing my ass off rn
MKRNightVee
Ratting me out like that XD
offline
and a NIGHTS icon too
⊕αdrïαx
I LIED ITS NOT HER
offline
wow, not only is she cunning as hell, she has taste
⊕αdrïαx
EVERYONE GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS
Tenno
Pixie, I apologise about my tweet earlier (I'm UchihaBorn3665 on Twitter)
MKRNightVee
Nights is the hottest clown
offline
i feel like we should bring in a new twitter

Megan

MKR describes how Chris had wanted to use her to get in contact with Megan Schroeder but MKR declined out of concern for Megan.

MKRNightVee
Chris asked me to "befriend" her and help him resume communication. I politely declined. That poor woman has been through enough of chris's bullshit
pathetic
doesnt she have an etsy store? (edited)
MKRNightVee
She has a Facebook?
Vamponetta
How'd you make proper contact?
MKRNightVee
I didn't, I wasn't going to try and put megan through that
Vamponetta
No I mean with Chris
MKRNightVee
Oh, twitter

Motives

MKRNightVee
A little bit, but I also was very kind to Chris, a friend found his number online and to my surprise he answered my texts
Vamponetta
Ah
MKRNightVee
My goal isnt to feed into his delusions so much as it is to gently offer kind advice and be there as a shoulder to lean on for moral support

I'm trying to help him better himself

Delusions

[cutoff]

Tenno
S.O.M?
Vamponetta
Sons of the Miscreants. We're keeping to the metal gear theme of Christory
Tenno
Ah
Vamponetta
Cuz Clyde had the Miscreants which were the Patriots. The Patriots were succeeded by Sop, Sons of the Patriots
Tenno
Ah
Vamponetta
Yeah
MKRNightVee
Knowing chris, he will likely ignore that it exists and block those that bring it up. These days, if he doesn't like it, and it doesn't come from an idea guy, he wont put it in his imaginary world

Great New Content

MKR shows photos of Chris's custom Lego Sonichu minifigs.

MKRNightVee
I've got some great new content for you
Vamponetta
Oh?
MKRNightVee

All sonichu minifigs

Vamponetta
Ah
MKRNightVee
Beautiful arnt they

Chris Access

Server members ask MKR (thepixietailartist) to get Chris to accept their friend requests.

offline
I just had an idea

pixie is on the inside

she can get Chris to accept our friend requests

Tenno
I was gonna say. I better not be mercy.

But no, I also sent him a friend request

I may hate him, but I'm great at acting

offline
@thepixietailartist think you can pull this off?

she's CWCSonichu, 6540 right

Tenno
@thepixietailartist can you draw like some random sonichu fan art or some shit for me? I don't think if he does end up accepting, he'd accept me.

I would but...

I'm legit shit at drawing

offline
so is Chris
Tenno
"hey guys, this is stickachu of the stick sonichu world"

[posts a drawing]

This is something I drew in middle school for an anime I like

offline
the sad part is I'm pretty sure she'd believe that
Tenno
This was drawn in one hour ON the bus
MKRNightVee
No, if I had to work for it so do you XD
offline
she makes the stick figure dimension Canon
Tenno
BUT I CAN'T DRAW
MKRNightVee
Then trace

Lol

offline
I don't have a Twitter though, so it's this or nothing for me
Tenno
BUT I HAVE A SHIT CHROMEBOOK
offline
I mean at least get him to accept mine please, I want exclusive Chris content
MKRNightVee
Take a picture of sanic, tape it to a window, put another piece of paper over it, and follow along the lines.

It's pretty simple XD

Tenno
I'll have to shit draw then

You guys watch Dillin Thomas

MKRNightVee
And no offline, I can't actually "make" chris accept anything lol
offline
well I mean gently coerce her
MKRNightVee
Try posing as a girl with big titties
Tenno
Okay!

I'll do that!

Don't judge me!!

offline
I am a girl with big titties, but I'm not using my body for Chris

that's an insult to my body

Tenno
Wait what the fuck
pathetic
i am a girl with big titties to.
Tenno
I gotta stop assuming people are guys at first I fucking swear
pathetic
back pain can go fuck itself.

codiene is a god send tho

MKRNightVee
No, I just meant finding a pic of a girl with big boobs and pretending to be her

Blanca style

pathetic
hot.
gas, gas, gas!
get ya a woman like stephanie bustcakes
offline
I could do that but he's off the dating scene

it won't work

how'd you do it

MKRNightVee
Well... I wouldn't say off
pathetic
i wish i could be magi chan
Tenno
He's not off

Hes anything but

offline
I'm already magi chan (edited)
Tenno
He's mentioned in a tweet that he has room for one more spouse

NightVee Medallion

MKRNightVee
Chris seems interested in "remaking" me into a sort of mini chris

Building a sweetheart from the ground up

offline
how so
MKRNightVee
It's kinda flattering I guess?

He had me make a medallion, by crystals that he uses and started answering my text faster than before

Tenno
I'm off to build a new Twitter account

BRB

pathetic
Will Chrisu ever love me
offline
what's your medallion look like
Promethean
what kind of crystals, and did you actually buy any?
offline
how did you get Chris to accept your friend request, I don't have Twitter so I can't just do it like that
pathetic
wat
MKRNightVee

NightVeeMedallion 2019.png

Medallion

offline
that has way more effort than necessary
MKRNightVee
As for the friend thing, I just made lots of fan art and white knighted chris's twitter

Yeah, but I love doing arts and crafts ^-^ so I had fun making it out of Crayola fucking model magic

offline
is it made out of Crayola Fucking Model Magic
MKRNightVee
Yes
offline
can we make him shove the medallion up his ass again like not right now, but eventually
gas, gas, gas!
chris hasn't mentioned the treadmill in a while
MKRNightVee
He called me when he gave me his new number

Bragged about doing three whole minutes on the 300 setting

Chris Chat Rules

MKR guides server members on how to use Chris's CPU delusions to chat with him and lays out basic rules.

offline
ok I'm gonna run my plan by you

as someone who knows Chris better than anyone here tell me if we can put this in action

MKRNightVee
Ok?
offline
I'm going to pretend I'm CPU green Heart, long story short, I have a story drafted about how Arfoire gained interdimensional power when the merge started, and because of Chris's ties to it neptunia was one of the first dimensions affected and then Arfoire killed vert, the original green heart, sealing away her powers until Chris defeated her in the body of Jessica Quinn and the powers passed to me
offline
what do you think? would she believe it
MKRNightVee
It could work, except for one thing... Chris has a "direct" contact with vert, so you'd probably be dismissed as a troll. I can get you into a discord server with chis however I have some rules
offline
alright, how do I work around that then I've done like 5 minutes of neptunia research, how do I explain away the direct contact
MKRNightVee
1. Do not directly try to troll chris, I know it sounds fun to mess with him, but please don't.

2. You must create a CPU, for a color pick something other then the following: magenta, turquoise, green, blue, red, maroon, white, black, purple.

Promethean
I want yellow
MKRNightVee
3. You must play along with the CPU thing
gas, gas, gas!
CPU lavender?
offline
really all I have planned is the cpu part
offline
I have no clue what I'll do after that, so we're good,
MKRNightVee
4. You must get some sort of fanart ready of your chosen CPU sona and make an "original", pokemon/sanic abomination
Tenno
Add my troll Twitter: @DarekaScott
MKRNightVee
CPUmagentaHeart.png
gas, gas, gas!
i'll just use weebfriend's shitty blake belladonna ripoff oc or create something else

gremlin knows who i'm talking about

offline
I do
MKRNightVee
This is my discord, verify here with me before I will add you to the Chris server
offline
can the fanart come later? I don't have any means to draw at the moment
Tenno
I'll look for a sonichu fanart online...
MKRNightVee
Yeah, just get at least a general description going for it
pathetic
hyper dimensional neptunia (edited)

Writing Lore

Server members continue to write backstories for their personas to use in being enablers to Chris.

MKRNightVee
Also you will need a console, I advise you find an obscure one, or just make shit up
gas, gas, gas!
blake bellaripoff's actual name is irene but i might make a tweak to it
gas, gas, gas!
to seem weebish i might name her kokomi
offline
I'm gonna be the Soulja Game
gas, gas, gas!
funny thing is im actually drawing irene for weebfriend for her stupid youtube channel icon
offline
CPU Brown Heart, protector of the realm of Crankthatia and the guardian of the souljagame consoles
MKRNightVee
You guys think it over and I'll check my other discord for your applications tomorrow XD Oh my god XD
MKRNightVee
But Chris doesn't like brown people? lol
Tenno
Oi

[posts a drawing of an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.]

MKRNightVee
Yes
Tenno
Fuck a yes!
offline
then I'll be CPU Gold Heart
gas, gas, gas!
i'm debating doing this whole thing, not sure if i want to sacrifice my sanity to a lolcow but i'm somewhat willing to do this
Tenno
Wait I've got a Chromebook discord Imao
MKRNightVee
If "nightvee" will work, I think just about anything could
MKRNightVee
It's up to you gas

Just be sure to make a separate discord for your own safety

Tenno
I'll be cpu PinkPetal
MKRNightVee
Spots are limited, there are 18 more CPUs to "find"
gas, gas, gas!
ima make up one anyway even if i don't do this

CPU Lavender, or Kokomi Rosaline, Age 19 because i'm not a creep like chris, she's a angel-demon- werewolf hybrid oh and she's also half-android because i said so

Tenno
im on my chromebook rn typing this, im logging out and creating the cpu account
gas, gas, gas!
her pokemonsona is Mr Mime (edited)
offline
and I'm CPU Gold Heart, also known on Earth as Nanami Tezuka; age 23, possesses the memories and experiences of all former CPUs
gas, gas, gas!
and since alot of chris's oc's have anime references tacked on to this, her namesake is Kokomi Teruhashi from Saiki K, she has some distant relationship to Botan from Yu Yu Hakusho and can do the rose whip thing Kurama can do
offline
calls herself "The Guardian" to sound cool; says everybody else does as well, but it's really just her (edited)
MKRNightVee
[posts a drawing of Sonic and Nights]
offline
has a strange love for saltine crackers and an irrational fear of the color beige, presumably from the memories of CPU Beige Heart, who died in 1983 when the realm of Ataria, the one he controlled, crashed to the earth
Discord
CPU_PinkPetal hopped into the server. Kangaroo!!
CPU PinkPetal (Tenno)
i have arrived! goddess CPU PinkPetal!
Tenno
As you can see, mission accomplished
offline
I have nothing better to do
CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
ive been in this shit hole for a few months now, i think its already too late for me
CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
send me in boss-salutes-

oh

offline
surprise me, I want to see what you come up with based on my description
MKRNightVee
Ok XD if this is really what you want, just play nice.

Hold on

CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
ill try Imao

like i said, im a great actor

gas, gas, gas!
i'll probably give it by tomorrow morning in AEST at the latest
offline
I'll probably just use this account because I'm a lazy asshole
gas, gas, gas!
also no need to credit me for this one because it's technically a shitpost artpiece
CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
if you can, draw a pink oc for me as well. i was extremely fucking limited
MKRNightVee
You never sent a friend request? .w.
CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
i was lucky to FIND ONE
offline
very quickly and quietly switch my nickname over once we're in

oh whoops

I was too busy world building

MKRNightVee
Pink, send one
CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
already did

everyone, let us make christory together, this will be a tale to remember! XD

offline
into the lions den with one very fat, autistic lion
CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
let us be victorious!
offline
I'm the fucking souljagame goddess

this is just hitting me

Tenno
realizing I can text with this account until we are sent into the battlefield
offline
where we dropping boys
Tenno
I've got no idea
offline
the reason Nanami possesses the memories of fallen CPUs is because the souljagames are bootleg Nintendo consoles

... should I make her fluent in Chinese, or is that too on the nose

Tenno
I'm gonna be the CPU of the Sega saturns
offline
you're the cpu of the Atari flashback 8
Tenno
Alright fine

Wait is that even a console

MKRNightVee
Pink... wrong discord
MKRNightVee
CPUmagentaHeart.png

This one

Tenno
Okay
offline
the cpu of the PlayStation classic

she's half European and a bit slow mentally, but she has her shining moments

Owls

MKR tells server members to speak to Owls before they can talk to Chris.

MKRNightVee
Ok my friend owls wants to check you guys out before I do anymore
Tenno
Sent
offline
we have to go through customs, I'm ready
MKRNightVee
How do I invite him .w.
offline
do we say this is business or pleasure, which would this be
MKRNightVee
[posts Owls's Cpu TurquoiseHeart#5822 Discord profile]
CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
im ready boss jumps happily, my big furry anime boobs bounce

too much?

MKRNightVee
Friend this account and talk to him

Its important

Promethean
Can I be the CPU of Linux? I've never been much of a console gamer.
offline
I just threw up in my mouth a little reading that
CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
id say perfect lmao
Promethean
Or if Linux is taken, then Android
gas, gas, gas!
does the drawing have to be full body
MKRNightVee
No Chris contact until you talk to CPU turquoise
offline
deported from cwcville
Tenno
Is he/she a troll as well
Promethean
Just walk back in. They have no walls
Promethean
Because not being Pmurt is so important
MKRNightVee
Hes a christorian and a good friend of mine, very smart
CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
okay but does he know about this
MKRNightVee
He's kinda like my manager and coach
CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
ah

okay

offline
someone hook me up with a reasonable looking gold heart image, stat

Art and Kiwi Farms

MKRNightVee
[posts a photo of her NightVee comic]

Nightvee

Isnt he magically original-

CPUPinkHeart (Tenno)
[posts art]

actually better than using the one i am right now

im using this

MKRNightVee
Stolen art XD
CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
shut up! chris is too stupid to figure that out lmao
MKRNightVee
Reverse image search is a bitch tbh

But I can't protect you from the farms

CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
kiwifarms?

like i care

MKRNightVee
Yep

Weeeeell

They've hacked stuff before, a lot

They don't like others who mess with chris

Hence why I try to keep things on the dl

CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
well, guess we just gotta stay secret then eh?
gas, gas, gas!
yeah main reason why i don't wanna get involved with this whole situation
CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
so, my new image may not work?

turq accepted, what now

MKRNightVee
It may work with Chris, but if it get put out there, the artist and the farms may be on your butt

Talk to em

CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
okay
MKRNightVee
Hes cool, I promise
offline
quick find me a reasonable looking Sonic abomination to be gold heart @gas, gas, gas!
CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
lmao
MKRNightVee
Why not just make one the true old fashioned way

[posts a Sonic drawing]

gas, gas, gas!
[posts art]

this one for now?

MKRNightVee
By coloring over a pre existing sanic character lol
gas, gas, gas!
im drawing the human version rn lol
MKRNightVee
Btw that blaze is in use
Promethean
You think he'd notice if a character was traced from Sonic Boom Sonic but the arms weren't blue?
offline
would that work pixie
MKRNightVee
Yes

But I don't advise stealing anyone's existing art

Youd be better off doing the thing promethean suggested

MKRNightVee
[posts images of Sonic characters]

Just take one of these and either trace, or color over it

offline
I'm trying to figure out how to change my password on mobile so
MKRNightVee
Google is a virtue
MKRNightVee
Oki gold is in, pink will be when they get everything together

Waiting for Chris

CPUGoldHeart
this has honestly been really fun already

I used to role-play a lot so this puts me back in that headspace

offline
Waiting For Chris, a play in four acts starring offline

this is really boring without them here honestly

CPUGoldHeart
like I know he has literally nothing else to do, why hasn't he shown

I'm putting forth my best effort Chris, I'm doing this for you

MKR's Sonichu Spinoff Comic

CPUGoldHeart
what's this for
MKRNightVee
My comic

A sonichu spinoff

That Chris himself approves of

offline
what's it about I'm interested
MKRNightVee
Nightvee

A nights eevee abomination

But its actually cute

[posts a cover of a NightVee comic]

[posts a sketch of Chris in magical girl form]

Look at chris's hot ass

Look at it XD lmao

CPU Confusion

Promethean
lemme know if anyone wants to redo Yellow Heart once I'm done with it, and I'll provide the .xcf. Tons of layers!
CPUPinkHeart (Tenno)
wait, you are yellow heart?

no, cant be

Promethean
wait, I thought yellow still wasn't taken
CPUPinkHeart (Tenno)
there is now a CPU yellow heart in the CPU chat
Promethean
aww, so what's taken altogether now?

I'll recolor

CPUPinkHeart (Tenno)
there isn't a blackheart. aquaheart is also available.
Promethean
hmm, aquaheart. Like the Aquaman of CPUs?
CPUPinkHeart (Tenno)
i guess? lol

could be

Promethean
okay, so I'll give him a trident
offline
are us CPUs in it? @thepixietailartist
MKRNightVee
Adriax

Not yet

This issue is about a recent "incident"

offline
I wanna hear about it
offline
Karen you insufferable wench, release me from the realm of Lastation and let me see my fucking kids
Promethean
@thepixietailartist I'm now CPUAquaHeart#2656

and here's the up-to-date Aqua Heart design. I'm the CPU of the sea!

[posts artwork]

MKRNightVee
Run it by

[posts Owls's Cpu TurquoiseHeart#5822 Discord profile]

⊕αdrïαx
Pixie are you worried about being doxed
Cally the Destroyer
Can I be CPU black African American heart
⊕αdrïαx
CPU Brown Lung
Cally the Destroyer
CPU Vietnamese Green Heart
MKRNightVee
Eh not really

I just trust owls judgment better than my own and hes more helpful at the dos and don'ts of chris

XD

Tenno
I'm just flat out smart.

I know what to do and what not to do without being told. Plus I'm good for laughs with how well my acting is.

Block Theories

Vamponetta
So woke up and checked Twitter. The hell was Chris doing at 4 AM tweeting about getting blocked by somebody? Is he turning into Trump?
CPUPinkHeart (Tenno)
He ranted about getting blocked by Doopie DoOver. I haven't slept a wink so I'm watching Naruto
⊕αdrïαx
How is Chris getting blocked so much
Vamponetta
Well Doopie blocked him because he was harassing her through her business e-mail and on Twitter. As fir the others, allegedly Chris either says something creepy to them or people let the creators know what kind of person is following them

They, in turn, block him to avoid being the next target

⊕αdrïαx
Don't see why Chris would be that threatening
Vamponetta
They don't want him creeping on them

The 3rd reason, and this is according to Chris after Nowacking blocked him, is that trolls bully and harass people he admires until they agree to block him

⊕αdrïαx
There's a lot of creeps out there though

Oh damn

Vamponetta
I'm convinced Chris was being annoying and trying to get Nowacking to be a heartsweet since they're both trans and Chris was a pain at Bronycon

My personal theory on that particular block

And there is proof he's like that since that's part of why Tabitha St. Germain blocked him

⊕αdrïαx
So Chris is acting dumb and innocent
Vamponetta
More or less.

Doesn't change how he has nobody to blame but himself most of the time

Vamponetta
So just found this out, but apparently if you email Chris at his new email address you can get flagged as spam. GiBi lost a junk Gmail for sending 1 email to Chris
⊕αdrïαx
Weird
Vamponetta
Idk if it was Chris reporting it or just Google's algorithm, but just a heads up
CPUGoldHeart
no sorry, nobody picked mercy

Twitter and Kiwi Farms

MKRNightVee
Chris explains true sight on twatter
offline
status check is he back on
MKRNightVee
He was earlier

I think hes still on twatter

offline
alright then, if he comes back make sure to tag me
MKRNightVee
What was your username on twatter?

Or are you talking about that?

offline
i don't have a twatter

sorry

i mean tag me here and let me know if he shows up again on the server

MKRNightVee
Oh, yeah

The farms seem to be down?

offline
good
gas, gas, gas!
keep them shut down
Vamponetta
Kiwi farms?

Good

Drawing Chris Like a Hot Lady

MKRNightVee
Sonsofthemiscreants comic - art.jpg

Comic cover I'm working on

It's kinda funny to draw chris like a hot lady

But it is my fate

MKR Mocks Chris's Custom Minifigs

MKRNightVee
LegoChu - reaction image.png
MKRNightVee
LegoChu2.jpg
MKRNightVee
He sent me these X3
MKRNightVee
Yeah, punchy and angelica look ok to me
MKRNightVee
The noses look kinda like moldy cocoa puffs
MKRNightVee
Just that he wasn't happy with how simonla and sandy turned out.
MKRNightVee
That's the entire lot of em

LegoChu1.jpg LegoChu4.png

Some more angles, and the penis tails

Oldish Spice
@thepixietailartist ask him if hes selling them

I lowkey wanna buy one

MKRNightVee
He definitely isn't
Oldish Spice
I hate Delkatty

[posts a graphic of the Nintendo Switch]

MKRNightVee
That's my console

[cutoff]

eichsterd123
guess there's troble in paradise

[January 18, 2019]

MKRNightVee
Naw, he's building a sweetheart from the ground up

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