Multidimensional White Knights

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The things described in this article are still happening, so it may be subject to frequent change.

Noel Manlove
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Information
Real Name Noel Manlove
Also known as Carrie Krueger
Drew Pickles
Etno Polino
Captain Feathersword
Knights of C-197
Gender Female
Date of Birth 4 March 1968 (age 51)
Nationality C-197
Hispanic
Occupation Twitter Ween
Insurance Salesperson
Twitter Account(s) @CarrieKrueger17
@drew_pickles
@ThatCraazyKid
@manny_not
@TitoDickManBaby

The Multidimensional White Knights (MWK) are a group of accounts allegedly created by Noel Manlove[1] of Dundalk, Maryland. They were created as a means of further deluding Chris into his beliefs of fiction existing in alternate universes, and to gain his trust for further weening in the vein of the Idea Guys. Noel joined Twitter in February 2019 to cash in on the then-current meme of parody accounts for various fictional characters, primarily from Diary of A Wimpy Kid and The Amazing World of Gumball. When the meme lost popularity, she turned her attention to Chris, who was in the midst of the Soft Exile at the time. Though Chris accepted her follow request, Noel's fangirling fell on deaf ears, as he was being drowned out by Chris feeling sorry for himself and Sockness' fapping. Her luck changed in June 2019, as Chris abruptly and unceremoniously opened his Twitter back to public viewing. Chris liked two of Noel's tweets, which helped embolden his weening/white knighting efforts. It was also around this time she created a series of sockpuppets known as "The Knights of C-197".

@CarrieKrueger17

The first MWK account went under the name "CarrieKrueger17", which assumed the role of Carrie Kruger, a ghost character from the Cartoon Network series The Amazing World of Gumball. Most of the tweets that "Carrie" posted remained ignored, but Chris did like some, even commenting on a video he made to "channel Chris' psychic power." [1]

On 11 July 2019, Chris conducted a wave of blockings against percieved trolls, and Carrie was most likely caught up in this wide net. Leaked DMs from @SonichuMerch confirm this, with Noel begging SonichuMerch to put in the good word to Chris to get her unblocked.

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@TitoDickManBaby

The second incarnation of Carrie. This account was created by Noel in 2016 presumably to cash in on the then-relevant Nutshack meme, with Tito Dick being one of the more recognizable characters from the show. Noel renovated this into a new Carrie to replace the blocked CarrieKrueger17. It was mysteriously deactivated on July 18th.

The Knights

The other miscellaneous knights are a smorgasbord of random characters matching Chris' seemingly random views in regards to the Dimensional Merge and C-197 as laid out in his insane ramblings. With the exception of @TitiDickManBaby, no two accounts are from the same show, though all come from content oriented towards children. All of the accounts aim to convince Chris that they live in C-197, are protecting him or that they support, and believe in his messages. Noel has created as of now 5 sockpuppets with the goal of attempting to convince Chris that they all worship him in an attempt to gain his trust and to reaffirm that he is a "CPU Goddess" by playing characters and commenting on his and others' twitter posts, though most of these sockpuppets remain in disuse.

Picture Account Sock Character Show They're From
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@CarrieKrueger17 Carrie Krueger The Amazing World of Gumball
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@TitoDickManBaby Tito Dick/Carrie Krueger The Nutshack/The Amazing World of Gumball
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@drew_pickles Drew Pickles Rugrats
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@ThatCraazyKid Etno Polino Space Goofs
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@manny_not Captain Feathersword The Wiggles
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N/A Motu Motu Patlu
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N/A Patlu Motu Patlu
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N/A Hugh Neutron Jimmy Neutron
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N/A Jelly Otter PB&J Otter
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N/A Brooklyn T Guy SuperMarioLogan

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YouTube

On 13 July Noel diversified her weening efforts and created a YouTube channel with the Carrie persona and uploaded an extended version of his twitter video. Another upload followed on 16 July, purporting to be a tour of Elmore Mall from the Amazing World of Gumball. The video is a terribly edited jumble of screenshots from The Amazing World of Gumball and poorly shot phone footage with the quality of a Taliban video.


Channeling Christine
Stardate 13 July 2019
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A Tour of Elmore Mall in C-197
Stardate 16 July 2019
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Transcript of the "Tour"

Hello all, I am Carrie Krueger. If you've seen Gumball you know who I am. I also live in C-197 and serve the CPU Goddess Christian Weston Chandler. Today I am going to show you some of my favorite parts of Elmore Mall. I'm showing you this picture because all the parking in the front was full, Plus they never showed the back in the show. Let's take a look. Also since I'm a ghost I don't show up on cameras, and my voice can't record. [Cut to poor quality phone footage of a car driving along a mall/storefront.] Gumball wants me to film a date he's having with Penny first. Looks like I caught a reality glitch on camera. I'm using a camera from 1218, which can pick up on these glitches. Most beings can't see them, except 1218 beings and psychics like me. [Cut to poor quality phone footage of the Amazing World of Gumball.] Gumball was late for the date, oh and the flashes are me teleporting. [Footage moves to inside of a game store, a wall of NES games is visible.] my favorite place, the Retro Game Store. I like these old things, plus I can use the CPUs to like [sic] with Christine, Sonichu, and Magi-Chan. In fact, I'm picking up on something here. [Zooms on Yoshi plush and Dreamcast controller.] Christine's psychic energy was channeling through that Dreamcast controller, I felt it. [Shitty effect and an excerpt of Ulysses by Dead Can Dance plays.] Here's how cameras from 1218 react to channeled psychic energy withing C-197! Christine's power is tremendous! All hail the CPU-Goddess! Christine's power is tremendous! All hail the CPU-Goddess! Christine's power is tremendous! All hail the CPU-Goddess! [Effect and music ends, camera turns away.] I'm off to another store next door. It's also one of my favorites. [Flash, quick cut.] Teleporting to save time, Gumball could be here any minute. This store has a lot of psychic artifacts, I even do some rituals here. In fact, when my ambassador channeled Christine's energy through me I was in here. It was wild! [Music and distortion kicks in.] Ooh! More energy is being channeled! It always results in a nice light show when I'm in here! Christine's power is tremendous! All hail the CPU-Goddess! See the blue haze? That means the energy is coming from Christine herself! C-197 is drawing ever closer to 1218! It's eminating[sic] from the dream catchers that's why they look pixelated on camera. In C-197 they really work. Christine's power is tremendous! All hail the CPU-Goddess! [Flash, end of distortion and music.] Teleporting to the enterance[sic], Gumball texted me saying he's on his way. [Flash, cut to Gumball footage.] I have a feeling this won't end well, I'm not going to embarrass him. I think I'm going to leave now. Gotta get some groceries though. [Flash to more gumball.] Luckily my powers let me get my stuff instantly. But I hate this clerk...he's annoying. He does this every time I check out, nothing but dad jokes... I'm gonna jumpcut, he goes on for like 10 more minutes. Hope you enjoyed the mall, and the little peek into C-197. May Christine bless you with a good merge! Hail to the CPU Goddess!

Identity

For a time it was believed that the Multidimensional White Knights were under the control of Twitter user NoahIsSmelly, however on August 10, 2019 a redditor contacted him on twitter and Noah confirmed that he was not behind the accounts. Later that same day, one of the Reddit accounts for the Knights made a post about “ambassadors in 1218” and named one of them as Noel Manlove. The Etno account is following users representing various Baltimore establishments: including the Baltimore Sun newspaper, the American Football franchise Baltimore Ravens, and their former quarterback Joe Flacco. A search for Noel turned up a person living in Dundalk, a suburb of Baltimore. Whether Noel herself initially created the accounts or one of the other two "ambassadors" did remains a mystery.[2]

See also

References

Christian Weston Chandler's people

Chris himself:

Bill Riley | Carlos Chantor | Chloe | Junior Jenkins | Night Star | Stephanie Bustcakes | TwiSparLicious


Family:

At home: Bob Chandler | Barbara Chandler | Patti Chandler | The Chandler Cats | Clover and Snoopy

Others: Anne Boleyn | Aunt Corrina | Cole Smithey | Daniel Weston | Minor Family Members

Future: Crystal Weston Chandler | Lovely Weather | Reginald Chandler


Friends:

Sweethearts: Blanca Weiss | Julie | Catherine | Cryzel and Magi-Chan Ivy | Kacey | Jackie | PandaHalo

Minor sweethearts: Emily | Faeryn | Hanna | Jessica Quinn | Lori Lopez | Sarah Jackson | Vanessa Hudgens

Sweethearts-to-be: DoopieDoOver | Megan Schroeder | The Wallflower

Gal-pals: Anna McLerran | Clare Porter | Kellie Andes | Kim Wilson | Laura Dorazio | Sarah Nicole Hammer | Tiffany Gowen

White knights: Jacob Sockness | Kenneth Erwin Englehardt | Robert Simmons V | William Elliott Waterman

Guard Dogs: Null | The Captain | Marvin

Others: DRWolf | Female fanbase | MLP voice actresses | Pokémon club friends | Rocky Shoemaker | Virginia Jeanine Sanford


Trolls:

The Miscreants: Arjen Van Dierten | The Asperpedia Four (Alec Benson Leary, Evan Christopher George, Mao Ling, and Sean August Watley)| Bryan Bash | Clyde Cash | Jack Thaddeus | Jason Kendrick Howell | Joshua Martinez | Liquid Chris | Lordsillynipples | Man in the Pickle Suit | Sarah May | Surfshack Tito | Vivian Gee

Famous people: BILLY MAYS | Jay Z | Jimmy Hill | Reggie Fils-Aimé | Shigeru Miyamoto | Takashi Tezuka

Traitors: Arthur Spatchcock | Bryanfrogboy | CWCProtectSquad | Idea Guys | Jeff/Francine | Multidimensional White Knights | Teen Troon Squad | Sarah and Steve

Others: Johan | LadyOfTheCosmo | Sam and Ellen | Surfshack Tito | Thorg


Other enemies:

PVCC: Kene Meniru | Mary Lee Walsh

Jerkops: Bagget | Jerkhief

Manajerks: B-Manajerk | Kirby | "Lady" Manajerk | Michael Snyder | ScotPalazzo | Turdijerk | W-M-Manajerk | Yellow-Shirted Foe

The GAMe PLACe: Daniel Mimms | Lucas

JERKS: Joseph Herring | Wes Iseli

Others: Abusive babysitter | Bruce Johnson | Kathleen | Lulu.com executives | Pmurt | Sonic Boom producers | Rob Bell


Miscellaneous:

Famous people: Pmurt | Barack Obama | George W. Bush | John Tesh | PewDiePie | Red Skelton | R.L. Stine

Orbiters: A-Log | DStecks | Michael Hirtes | Miss Cherry | MKRNightVee

Others: Adam Stackhouse | Caitlin | Mia Hamm | Ryan Cash

Inanimate objects/Fictional Characters: Kimmi | Meg Griffin | Naru | Officer Nasty