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15 October 2009
The introduction "Captain's Log" is absent in this video, as with some recent videos, to the relief of Star Trek fans everywhere.
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Earlier that evening, Liquid posted his first video in months describing the trials and tribulations of the past few months:
|Stardate||15 October 2009|
|Subject Matter||Rumors Homos|
|Liquid Chris' videos|
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THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK.
Liquid describes his heroic survival as he was kidnapped, force fed tobacky, then brutally assaulted and raped in the ass. Liquid found himself in the middle of the Sahara where he journeyed for miles, seeking water, and as he was about to die from thirst, some "friendly Aladdin people" came to his rescue and helped him return to his home of Ruckersville.
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|Stardate||15 October 2009|
|OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos|
War Paint Video
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Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud
October 15th, 2009.
Yes I have uh, reseen the, uh...return of the impostor in the blipe--in the brown stripes. [stress sigh] He dares call me by that stupid Ian name? [grunts and shakes head] Stupid. Everybody know that is fa--that that name is fake.
Anyway, the on--I will only respond to him this one time because he is a lowly troll, and I just do not give a dang about him. I mean, come on, his story, I mean like, you know, being put in a meat factory, Sahara Desert, Aladdin people?! Huh. And also, he coulda easily put, he could have easily taken the drugs himself, even to make his own ass bleed. I mean, that story, it's just about as incredibly fabricated as (looks left of camera as if to read a script) Donna Tubb's time over at when she had to borrow R. Kelly's bathroom, or Roberta when she fought off 6 Al-Qaedas, one by one! The Cleveland Show, new episodes Sun--every Sunday on Fox, and episodes downloadable on PlayStation Network, and iTunes. Cleveland Show! [laughs retardedly]
Ah, anyway, the main concern here is that defintly--uh, definitely me drawing the comic pages which I am still doing...and, takin' down, the Billy Mays/Clyde Cash whoever the hell he is. Do not beli--and continue to not believe...that...his name may be Christian Weston Chandler, but everybody knows that he is not the original guy, I am. The guy was born in Ruckersville, Virginia, his birth name was Christopher.
So there.....and I'm still here. I'm still waitin' for ya, Gregg Mays. I know where you are. You are...within this state of Virginia. And I am still waiting for you...to accept my challenge.
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|Videos for trolls|
Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde
Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada | Doxing Jeff/Francine | Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. | Update 1/17/2016 | Jeff is Beyond Denounced. | Paid Message to the Trolls