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On 5 August 2022, Chris had sent a twentieth and final letter to Kenneth Engelhardt.

Highlights of the letter include:

  • Chris addresses Kenneth's concerns about the way he writes in his letters, acknowledging that Jesus Christ spoke Aramaic and not the Early Modern English of the King James Bible.
  • Chris once again discusses how he "cleansed Barb's soul", though this time claiming that he did this to pay a mortgage, which he had also requested several people to pay for Barb before she gets relocated.
  • Chris claims that the events of the initial writing of Sonichu #10 had foreshadowed the Monkeypox outbreak, citing the disease's prevelance among homos.
  • Chris also claims that Global Warming is a natural process meant to weed out the toxics and is a sign of his growing strength.
  • Chris writes a postscript, where he claims that the words of Emanuel and other gods should be considered first and foremost before he is told to "shut up" or "ditching one's own faith".

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