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• ...that Chris claims that he is no longer stuck as a virgin with rage after hiring a prostitute?
• ...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their high school reunion?
• ...that Chris, in his own words, buys "healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?"
• ...that Chris has committed assault and battery against Michael Snyder and illegally pepper sprayed the Yellow-Shirted Foe?
• ...that Chris got fired from Wendy's for scaring a small child with his Donald Duck impersonation?
• ...that Chris attempted to fix The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail, and somehow made it make less sense?
• ...that Chris BILLY MAYS Allison Amber Brendan Fraser is the Mayor of CWCville?
• ...that Chris once tried to get a MLP fandom voice actor to unblock him on Twitter by gifting a toy and a drawing?
• ...that an Idea Guy brainwashed Chris into believing that his imaginary daughter Crystal would be brought into the world by Chris anally raping Sonichu?

• ...that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for blood, tears and semenal descent?

• ...that Chris can put his energy into crystals and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process?

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