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Burger King is an American chain of fast food restaurants headquartered in Miami, Florida. Chris's ideal first date would take place here. Bob would often frequent that restaurant; in a prank call that was uploaded to YouTube on 19 August 2010 (its actual date is not known) Bob said that if the trolls want to approach him they can go to Burger King at Ruckersville, where he was eating breakfast every day. Bob's routine of eating a daily breakfast at Burger King was referred to again by Chris on 22 August 2010.
On occasion, Chris went to Burger King with Bob, which has resulted in a field agent spotting him there. However, it was a forged sighting by Chris himself, revealed in the third part of a correspondence between Jackie and Chris.
- Main article: Coffee Place
On 3 July 2010 a "field agent" spotted Chris at his local Burger King. Bob, infuriated because he had arrived too late for a discount on coffee, got into a argument with a part-time manager, Amanda. Eventually, Chris joined with a uproar "so loud, it would have awaken [sic] the dead."
The account in full:
| My family and I were there one morning a couple of weeks ago; my camera was screwing up with me, so I ended up with the photo of the front counter. I haven't been back for a while (Damn parents won't drive me back there), and I'm only 14.
Robert was shouting at Amanda, and eventually Chrissy joined in with an uproar so loud, it would have awaken the dead. It was in response to Amanda harassing them that day. I asked around after Robert and Chris left, without my family taking notice of me.
I can get away with anything within my reach; I'm the middle child of a set of three in my family. Sadly, we were only passing through that week on our way back from a visit with my Grandma and Grandpa in South VA; we live up in Boston.
Being bullied as a Freshman last year in my High School was no fucking picnic either. And I really loath ANYONE who is even considered "Special". I'm Special enough on my own for being invisible yet able to attract attention remotely with a mere thought or do-nothing and having to put up with the aggresiveness in my fucking family; I am very much the Master Mind in the family. My father is damned retarded.
But enough about me, I hate Chris as much as the rest of you. Stopping the presses on his books and giving up his website; it still pisses me off. If I recall correctly, it was about 10:30 when the Father and Son Duo left, so best bet is about 10:00 AM to try and intercept. I want to see Chris, if not both of them, squirm in torture from our Trolling of him. I really want to see him blow his top off again. LULZ.
Oh, and the Windows at that place were Tinted, so the photography would be best from inside the place.
For the LULZ!!!!
In reality, the sighting was forged. After creating the forged story, Chris promptly wrote the Coffee Place article, and, taking advantage of this, Clyde Cash created Trollin' Train and invited Chris there, if he would pledge allegiance to him, resulting in JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV. Also, the tropes of the retarded dad, three child family and the mastermind child may have been taken from a certain television show.
- McDonald's - Chris's preferred fast food hamburger chain.
|The places of Chris's life|
Chris's education: Greene County Primary School | James Madison University | Providence Middle School | Nathanael Greene Elementary School | Manchester High School | Piedmont Virginia Community College (not to be confused with Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens)
Attraction locations: Piedmont Virginia Community College | University of Virginia | Charlottesville Fashion Square (Abercrombie & Fitch) (Chick-fil-A) (Pac Sun) (Starbucks) | Wal-Mart (McDonald's) | Target | The GAMe PLACe | Chris's room | Impulse Gay Social-Club
Other places Chris visited: Anime Mid-Atlantic | Best Buy | Country Cookin | "Create-a-Crear Workshop" | Fridays After Five | GameStop | Golden Corral | McIntire Park | Taco Bell | Burger King | Snooky's Pawn Shop | OmegaCon | The End Games