Address to Mao, the S.O.B.
Address to Mao, the S.O.B. is a video uploaded by Chris on 1 February 2010. After seeing new ads depicting gay porn on CWCipedia, Chris decided to curse Mao.
This video took place after the fourth call with Alec Benson Leary. Alec, already dissatisfied with the proposed apology video he requested Chris make, noted in the next call that Chris should've inferred Alec didn't want him cursing people, especially if he was apologizing for his bad behavior.
Video
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WARNING! This video features flamboyant levels of Tard Rage. |
| Address to Mao, the S.O.B. | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 1 February 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Homos,  Violence,  Website
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| Performance Style |  Rage
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| Saga |  Asperchu
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| Shirt |  The Dunwich Horror
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous CWC address to Royal Board |
next Apologies to Alec and Evan |
| “ | That's just wrong! | ” |
Transcript
This message is to Mr. Mao of the god-dang Asperpedia. Your ad right now! Look what you have up there on the CWCiki- on my CWCipedia! That's just wrong! [Presents Claw of Fail as his voice becomes very high pitched] You're imitating Jack Thaddeus now! And I do not appreciate it!
Either you remove your ads altogether, or I will have your head on this. I'm already having your head on this because, as much as I have a curse on- on- possibly have a curse on me, YOU! [Throws up double claws, backs away from the camera, whispers] are gonna get cursed as well.
[Still making shamanistic hand gestures] Addressed to Mr. Mao of the Asterpe- Asperpedia! Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-
HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
[Grabs the camera, takes on a commanding voice] Take down the ads! Or prematurely ROT!
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