Touching the Poop

“	We highly advise against trying to contact or otherwise seek out Chris, or anyone who currently is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.	”
From the CWCki's' front page

Touching the Poop (sometimes referred to as pozloading my neghole) is a phrase used in lolcow-centric communities that refers to the negative repercussions that occur from interacting directly with lolcows, or being involved in their drama.

The phrase originated from Kiwi Farms, based on how, like with real life, where touching actual shit has the unsavory consequences of you smelling like shit, interacting with lolcows like Chris puts at risk of being in the distasteful position of you becoming a lolcow yourself.

The Consequences (Leaving a Stink)

Main article: Dox

With Chris in particular, he is notoriously bad at keeping secrets, especially sensitive information such as names and sometimes even your address.

Sonichu Medallion Curse

A popular urban legend that has arisen from the consequences of touching shit is the Sonichu Medallion Curse, sometimes referred to as the Sonichu Curse. This refers to the supposed phenomenon people, particularly content creators, who are gifted with Sonichu medallions, being cursed with having their careers falling apart. These memes first started spreading as early as February 2024.

Uses by Chris

“	This medallion was destined and fated for you. You may not get rid of it.	”
A response to an OfficialCWCmart customer

Chris appears to have caught on to how interacting with him or buying his products had brought about negative consequences upon them.

See Also

• Unholy Quintet - The five types of people that touch shit.