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[[Image:Redbackground.jpg|thumb|All it took was words and a red gradient to keep Chris away]]

'''/cwc/''' (aka '''Krapple''' and '''Legi0n''') is a [[Chris]]-related image board that served as a notable hangout for [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] rejects, newfags, drawfags, [[Fan: Index| fanfic writers]], irritating mods, and [[trolls]]. Lots and lots of trolls. Used to be something of a back-up for the PVCC when [[110mb]] was around. 

[[Ivy]] has alleged that Chris had discovered the site, based on a tip off from a successful [[white knight]]. Fortunately, his response was that the colors bothered him and that there were "too many words." Given Chris's aversion to reading and bad news, this is probably for the best.

On 1 [[November 2009]], /cwc/, as well as the entire Krapple board, was permanently deleted for CEO having ''terabytes'' of [[anime]] on server space. It was brought back soon after on a spin-off chan on Legi0n.

==Derivative boards==
Due to the high volume of posts on /cwc/, the legi0n staff decided to create additional, more specific chris-related boards.  '''/cxc/''' (fanfics and copypastas), '''/kcwc/''' (chris-related songs/music videos), '''/CWCrt/''' (so faggots have a place to post their shitty trolling schemes), and''' /library/''' (to archive threads of major importance).

==IRC==
/cwc/ has an irc channel located on Helldive, a network operated by insurgent and former [[ED]] sysop januszeal.  Although not responsible for any sagas, it does serve as a hangout for various Krapplefags as well as some [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] members and trolls from various other communities.

== Notable goings-on ==
[[Image:Bubblesxsilvana.jpg|thumb|Drawfags and illicit substances often combine on /cwc/]]

===Ivy appears===
[[Ivy]] decided to grace the site with her presence, garnering many skeptics and [[Fail|brilliant]] suggestions like 'GET CHRIS TO GROW A BEARD', which eerily enough happened much [[IBA|later]]. Unfortunately, like all the other posts, it was lost in the deletion of Krapple.

===Geneva===
A [[pedofork]], originally confused with fellow failure Kimmo Alms, who went on a holy crusade after listening to a portion of [[Julie Reveals Herself|the infamous revelation]]. Instead of noting the other trolls telling [[BlueSpike]] to essentially calm the fuck down, Geneva started doxing and spamming pornography as hard as his underage self could. His interference caused a long period of downtime on /cwc/, until Geneva was face with being exposed as a serious sick fuck. 110mb also decided to die in a grueling 14 day outage, and Geneva was quick to [[Parody|take credit]], complete with ironic [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca9p139Z3Lc victory speech].

===[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]]===
Before it was put up on the [[CWCipedia]], the abomination known as CWCRockin4Way.jpg was posted on /cwc/ by the honorable [[Bryan Bash]], much to the horror and laughter of the bored masses. Some [[Autism|less than intelligent users]] would question it's validity until Chris decided to confirm it personally with his poorly titled [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]].

===Deletion===
{{quote|everything on krapple has been deleted irreversably haev a nice day folks, thanks for the laughz|CEO, summing it up.}}

===The Wallflower===
Whether /cwc/ ever actually contacted the short-lived objection of affection is debated, especially with [[Surfshack Tito]]'s involvement. Regardless, the sheer speed at which her information was obtained provided information about many of her [[Homos|hobbies]] and almost certainly resulted in some harassment. Or, to be fair, [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|more harassment]].  

==Typical discussions on /cwc/==
[[Image:anonchris.jpg|thumb|Typical /cwc/ user]]

*"Guys, WHY DON'T WE JUST GET A HOOKER FOR CHRIS?"
*"Trolls, please get Chris to do [x], [y], and [z]. Thank you kindly."
*"Mods are faggots."
*"Liquid is HAWT!"
*"OMG I think I'm wet for Chris for real you guys."
*"OMG I have secret info/live in [[Ruckersville]] for real you guys"
*"THE FIELD AGENTS SUCK ASS"
*"[[BLUESPIKE]] WENT TOO FAR"
*"BLUESPIKE WAS A GENIUS AND I MISS THAT LITTLE GUY"
*"The Field Agents STILL suck ass"
*"[[KACEY]] SUCKS ASS"
*"[[JACK THADDEUS]] SUCKS ASS"
*"THIS BOARD SUCKS ASS"
*"What if Chris derp de derpity derp?"
*"RANDOM SPAM POST (MACROSONIC)"
*[[Asperchu|"I made a "fancharacter", do you think it'll piss him off?"]] 
*"Let's hire a tranny hooker to dig up Patti's corpse while yelling JULAAAAAYYYYY! And then we roll him into a carpet and throw him off a bridge!"
*[[Random Access Humor|Random off-topic bullshit]]
*[http://legi0n.info/cwc/res/44436.html "DDoS 'X'"]
*"DOWN WITH THE [[PVCC|ELITISTS]]!!!1"

==Typical /cwc/ responses==
*"u mad?"
*"Great idea, you should get a tranny to dig up Patti next."
*"I TROLL U"
*"cool story bro"
*"<b><font color="red">(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)</font></b>"
*"Fuck off (insert user name of a banned namefag)."
*"OP sucks"
*"This trolling idea is bad"

== External links ==
*[http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/ /cwc/, the original TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan imageboard, now dead]
*[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/ /cwc/, reincarnated]
**[http://legi0n.info/cxc/ /cxc/, for fanfics and copypasta]
**[http://legi0n.info/kcwc/ /kcwc/, for chris tunes]
**[http://legi0n.info/CWCrt/ /CWCrt/, for trolling]
**[http://legi0n.info/library/ /library/, threads worth archiving]
*[http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=53c027be90707773b4398de31aa77d09&server=irc.helldive.org&channel=%23legi0n Legi0n IRC, the official /cwc/ IRC channel @ irc.helldive.org #legi0n]

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