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In February [[2005]], Cartoon Network held a contest inviting viewers to make a '''commercial''' for the ''[[Wikipedia:Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law|Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]] Vol. 1'' DVD set (or ''[[Speech impediment|Harvey Dirdban]]'', as Chris seems to pronounce it). Always willing to earn fame and fortune with minimal effort, [[Christian]] stepped up and produced an advertisement promoting:

* Himself
* His eternal rivalry with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]
* [[Sonichu]]
* <span style="font-size: xx-small;">...Harvey Birdman</span>

The terms "Christian Weston Chandler" and "brevity" do not go hand in hand, but due to the contest rules specifying 28-30 second entries, Chris delivers his pitch at a manic pace rather than omitting anything from his agenda. One can only imagine the seventeen-minute ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' presentation Chris would have delivered, had he been allowed.

Chris did not win the contest, or even place in the top five. This inspired him to post a complaint on the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim forums]] (to be precise, he posted the same complaint twice), but, for some reason, Chris's idea of justice was never served.

The commercial appears in somewhat poor quality on Chris's [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|DVD]], but he also uploaded a better version of the same footage to his original [[YouTube]] account some time prior to October 31, [[2007]].

==Appearance==

Chris's weight has fluctuated wildly, and during this period in his life he actually wasn't that [[fat]]. Not as fat as now, anyway. Also, if Chris were to record this today, he would almost certainly tear off his [[glasses]] for maximum effect.

==Chris's entry==

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| name           = Harvey Birdman Commercial
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|9nrvreL3hdc}}
| Stardate       = 24 [[February 2005]]
| Maker          = Christian Weston Chandler
| Subject Matter  = {{Television|text}}; Contest
| Performance Style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| Shirt          = {{ClassicShirt|text}}
| Other          = {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous       = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Live_performance|So Need a Cute Girl]]
| next           = [[Pixelated_PS3#Video|Pixelated PS3]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===

HELLO! I hired Harvey [[Speech Impediment|Dirdban]], Attorney at Law, to help ME, Christian Weston Chandler, in my case against Mary Lee Walsh, who, years ago, shattered my heart. And he has won the case for me, and he has won for me... a Harvey Birdman two-disc DVD box set which comes out April 12, 2005!  

Features deleted scenes! Live-action open! Casting what-ifs and [[Wikipedia:Stephen Colbert|Stephen Colbert]] ''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Miyamoto|incorrectly pronounced]] "Cole-burt"]'' and [[Wikipedia:Todd Barry|Todd Barry]] as Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law! Harvey Birdman movie! "Shaggy Busted" pencil tests! And episode commentary!  

Let Harvey Birdman work for you!  

[[Chris and his Ego|This has been a Christian Chandler/Sonichu production]]. Thank you very much! [''Nazi salute'']

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[[Category:Contests]]
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007| 2005-02-24]]