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''THE CWCki IS 80% MORE DEFAGGED BECAUSE OF ME, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK OLDMEME FOR THE HELP. MY JOB WILL NEVER BE OVER, AS LONG AS THE A-LOGS STILL ROAM THE WORLD. I AM GOING TO TAKE A LEAVE OF ABSENCE.
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Hello, I'm defagging the CWCki. Here's an example of stuff I don't like;

=Why Christian Weston Chandler is a Faggot=

[[Image:Ian's Quest for Chris Chan.PNG|thumb|right|OOONWARD TO CHINA LOLLLL SO RANDUM]]
[[Image:Stephen fry.jpg|thumb|right||[[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], ''LittleBigPlanet'''s narrator and the very antithesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is [[Honor Roll|intelligent]], [[Random access humor|witty]], [[Fail|successful]], [[Nudes|handsome]], [[Monthly Tugboat|wealthy]], and [[Attraction Sign|charming]], as opposed to a [[Chris|bumbling moron]]. While they are both [[Homos|gay men]], Fry does not engage in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|self-loathing]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|closet dwelling]].]]

==He's [[Obesity|obese]]==
Seriously guize, [[obesity|Chris]] is such a [[fat]] disgusting abomination of god I hate him so much, why, I bet his [[Barbara|MOMMY]] and [[DADDY]] tuck him in to bed lol. Check out this ''ZIIIIMMMM FAANNAAARRT'' I did of Christian weston Chandler XD SO RANDOM >.> ^.^!!!

==He makes us with Autism/Aspergers look bad==
Chrissy makes us true autistics look ''BAD''! He also apparently collects [[My Little Pony]] and that makes us ''Bronys'' look bad, he also likes [[Sonic]] so that makes us TRUE AND HONEST Sonic the Blue Hedgehog fans EMBARRASSED! See my friend Anthony Logatto's videos for more information please.

==He's a paychopathic/psychotic child molester==
Also isn't CWCville SERIOUSLY like an evil oppressive Third Reich dystopia? I bet Chris is gonna ''RAPE'' someone, he's a violent psychopathic man-child. He should be executed. I want to CUT OFF HIS BENT [[DUCK]] LLLOLL.. Also [[Twin Falling Towers|THAT]] video was OFFENSIVE and VIOLENT, it only goes to prove what an evil twisted being he is. Also he ''PROBABLY'' molests his niece, Savannah Chandler.
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==Fan Videos==

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| name           = GRRRRRRR I HAVE ASPERGERS AND I HATE CHRIS WITH THE PASSION OF 1000 SUNS, MY MONEY TAXPAYER MONEY IS GOING TO THIS OBESE STALKER!!!!!!! ALSO I GET ALL THE PUSSY!!!!!1 I'M GOING TO KICK THE AUTISTIC!!!
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|qIxSGbcZhcU}}
| maker          = Cleft Palete
| subject        = [[CHRIS IS A FAGGOT]]
| type           = Rant
| info           = I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!
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