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==OBSERVATIONS==
 
===Chris and his attempts to read the forums===
 
Chris is watching the EDF and the CWCki.  Here are his patterns.
 
EDF: He's been periodically dropping in on them every once and a while since he first found out about them.  This is how he outed Sydney and the fake Megan--he had them both mixed up with Jackie, and the EDF forums were full of "Lulz Jackie was a troll" topics.  He's not "getting smarter" in any way, he was saved by his own stupidity.
 
CWCki: He's been skimming the front page ever since mid-March.  Clyde made a stupid mistake with the PS3 bug page--note that Chris only removed the bug AFTER it became the AOTN, indicating that he only checks the front page every now and then.  He may or may not check the recent changes, I'm going to assume so for the sake of security.  This means playing along with any scheme that may be active at the moment--example, if Chris thinks whatever girl he's talking to this week is true and honest, she's true and honest even though she's probably a troll.
 
===Chris and Meg===
 
I can't shake this suspicion.  He almost ''always'' refers to her as "Megan", and it's starting to disturb me.
 
First off, I'm not altogether familiar with Family Guy--I quit watching it some time ago, somewhere around Road to Germany(Note to writers: Goodwin's Law does not a funny make, even if you do it twice and there was no oil crisis in 1940, You Fail History Forever), and only started watching it after it was un-canceled(Bar the first time I saw it, which was on an Adult Swim rerun).
 
I think the show was un-canceled around 2005 or so, I forget exactly when.  But that would mean he met Megan Schroder the same year Family Guy was brought back.  This would explain his attachment to Meg--he's mentally latched onto her as a variant of Megan Schroder(note to self: I wonder if Miss Schroder's middle name is "Marie"?).
 
But why hasn't he put Meg herself into the comic until recently?  Simple.  The prominence of something in CWCville is directly proportional to how much Chris likes it--he's the main character because he's his favorite person, Pokemon/Sonic hybrids run around because those are his two favorite things, ect.  Chris doesn't like Family Guy as much as he claims--he hates it as much as anyone else does, but he feels obligated to watch it anyway.  He's sick of the pro-gay stuff, the poorly executed Meg jokes, the poorly executed Repuplican jokes, the anti-Christian rants, and more or less everything he'd be opposed to(that and the voice changes).  Also, this didn't develop until Family Guy started sucking(I will persist that it wasn't always terrible)--Megan Schroder was around in 2005 to put directly into the comic.
 
Waiiit.  I wonder...if Megan hadn't told Chris to remove her from the comic, would it have been her coming up to thank Chris for blowing up the ED page?  Ah, I see--Meg's being used as a proxy sue for Megan and as a mouthpiece for Chris to complain about Family Guy.
 
 
==IDEAS==
 
Paulo's attempt to do stupid shit on /cwc/ gave me an idea--we don't need to actually dig up Patti, we just need to trick Chris into ''thinking'' we dug up Patti.
 
Remember, he didn't question what he was doing when we told him there was a bug in his PS3.  All we have to do is claim that we dug up his dog and state something like "The doghouse should press the earth flat again and remove all the evidence that someone took the remains".  The word "remains" is crucial--we don't know if she was cremated or not.
 
==INSANITY==

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