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[[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey]] is a three-part series of videos that was leaked out onto the internet on [[February 2011|February 21, 2011]] by one [http://www.youtube.com/user/MiHiVidz MiHiVidz] on [[Youtube]]. The series showcases the long-lost phone conversation between [[Kacey]] and [[Solid Chris]] on [[November 2009|10 November 2009]] that led to Kacey severing all connections from Chris, the [[Kacey#Marriage to Liquid|marriage of Liquid Chris and Kacey the following day]], and the resulting [[CWC is Sad|video]] in which Ian tried not to cry over losing his [[Chris and reality|potential]] [[sweetheart]].
 
== Part 1 ==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name          = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 1
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|oFDnyny_9Ls}}
| Stardate      = 10 November 2009
| Featuring      = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga          = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous      = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey|First]]
| next          = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 2|Part 2]]
}}
 
''[Done up to 08:00, more to come later]''
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hello?</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Hi, Chris. It's Kacey.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh, hey Kacey.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I-I got Kim's e-mail, she said to call you?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, we need--yeah, uh, I feel like we need to, uh, talk, you know, [[Kacey and Liquid Call|sort out what happened the other night]]. Yeah, I did not mean--I did not mean to ignore you, and I was aware you were there and I'm sorr--I'm sorr--I wanted to call you guys back.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> [speaks over Chris] <font color="#FF0066">Well, you didn't really...act like I was there, I, like, I'm pretty sure you just straight-out ignored everything I said.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [makes a strange grunting noise] <font color="#0033FF">Yeah, yeah well let me talk about that. You see, uh, I have, uh, what--one of my problems is that I have [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunnel_vision tunnel vision]. You know, it's like, uh, when, like, [[Autism|you concentrate on one thing and you're pretty much set until its done]]. And, uh, and Chris was--</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> [speaks over Chris] <font color="#FF0066">It--It--It doesn't matter, it made me feel like [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] is more important than I was. You were more concerned about what he saying even though you think they're lies, than what I was saying even though I'm saying the truth. I mean, it's like, it's like you wanted him more than you wanted me.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Kacey...That's not true. That's not true.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But--But I mean, if you have tunnel vision shouldn't your tunnel vision have been pointed at ''me'' and not ''him''?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, you see, another one of my flaws is, uh, when I get really [[stressed]] my mind tends to blank out and my problem solving skills, uh, pretty much, uh, temporary [[Chris and English|[sic]]] go down the toilet there. And...it just blank up and it justs really blanks me out, and, don't--</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I know, but what's very important to me is that I have someone who can defend me, you weren't even defending me at all, you were just [[tard rage|screaming]] at him. I need someone who's quick on their feet. I mean, did you realize how much I was hurt last night?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ...Yeah, I realize how much you were hurt, um, I'm very sorry about that, I real-I realize what a heel I was.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Alright, but did you really realize that, or did someone have to tell you that?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Nope, I realized it. No one had to tell me.</font> [pause] <font color="#0033FF">I did talk to Kim about it, though.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well I know you talked to Kim, she's the one who e-mailed me.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ...Yep. But, anyway, Kacey, I do love you. I really do. I'm very sorry I ignored you.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But, you haven't even tried to contact me until Kim told you to! I mean, how can you say you love me or care about me, and you were just going to, like, okay, I was so hurt, and I, I mean, what would you have done, I mean, if you didn't talk to me? I mean, I could have just gone off and done whatever, you would have been out of sight, out of mind. You couldn't even send a simple e-mail. I mean, it's like you didn't even care that I was hurt or crying or anything.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' No, I di-I did care. I just, uh, I was under st--I was under the shock, too.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' What shock? There was no shock!</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' You know, realizing what a heel I was and how hurt you were...and that made me feel hurt. You know? 'Cause...</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Then, why didn't you try to contact me? You would think you want to if you just hurt someone you, um, supposedly love.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I should have, yeah, I should have contacted you sooner. I just feel I-I thought--</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You were too busy playing [[video games]] again, weren't you?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' No, I just thought--I just thought that you might need your spa--you might need some space, you know?</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, 'cause I'm hurting so you're just going to let me hurt all alone, or-or-or worse, in your opinion, you were gonna let me be with Chris, I mean, what did you think was gonna happen? I mean, you were playing video games today anyway, don't lie to me, I know you were.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Okay, I played some video games. I played some video games.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' See? Those are more important than me, too! How the heck are you supposed to have a [[girlfriend]] if you can't even talk to her unless her friend tells you to do it? You're just going to sit around and play video games all day, I mean, I could be hurt or sick or something, and you wouldn't know because your video games are more important.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' No, Kacey, you are more important. And if I-</font> [Chris begins to speak, but Kacey interrupts]
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But you're not acting like it at all.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, maybe I'm not acting like uh guh, m-maybe I'm not giving that impression right now. But Kacey-</font> [Chris is interrupted]
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Or ever.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' But Kacey, please believe me. You are very important. [[Chris and English|Because you are kind, caring]] [[China|woman]]. And you mean a lot to me. And I would really be hurt if something happened to you. And I will defend you. I really would.</font> (Chris mumbles incoherently here)
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But you never listen to me. You don't act like it. These are all just empty, meaningless words to me right now.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, y-I-I do listen to you.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' No you don't! You haven't stopped eating McDonald's, you haven't gone jogging, you still play video games, you still ignore me. Name one thing that you do listen to me about. ONE thing.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I did listen to you, on the fact that I should not go to McDonald's. And I have-</font> (Interrupted)
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But I know you've been eating at McDonald's. </font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I, uh, well, um, okay, yes, I was eating at McDonald's for a little while. </font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, and it's all fast food, you still go to fast food, I know you do.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [[sigh|*stress sigh*]], I, okay, I have not gone to McDonald's for over a week. </font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Or ANY fast food. </font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [[Lie|I have not gone to any fast food, have not eaten the fast food, for over a week.]] </font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Then [[Semen|what]] have you been eating? What did you eat tonight? </font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I have been-I have been eating mostly TV Dinners. </font
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Like what? </font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Like Michelina, or Banquet.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' [[Chris_and_health|Have you looked at the nutritional value of those]]? Most of those are like, 300% sodium. That's just as bad, if not worse, because sodium can be just as bad as fat. Why don't you freshly prepare some food? I mean, even getting something at a deli is better. You should be making meals, you said you could cook. Or was that a lie too?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ...I can cook. </font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Then why don't you?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Because I-because I don't have the individual ingredients at the time. </font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' (incredulous)...Then go buy them. </font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I will. I'm going to buy the individual ingredients to make- to make da better food. </font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Why  haven't you already? I mean, if you can't even take the initiative to cook your own food... I mean, why haven't you done this throughout your life?! Like, you're just lying to me again to make yourself look better, but I know you're never going to do it! I know you're not. </font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I am. I am going to do it. I am going to do it. [long, awkward pause] I have been working on making myself better. I have been going out jogging.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, like, for like, what? Five minutes? I run five miles, 2.5 at the... least. I mean, you should be able to jog two miles by now if you were even trying. And you don't listen to-</font> [Chris tries to speak over her, saying "I am trying."] <font color="#FF0066"> me when I'm trying to tell you I'm worried about how you're probably losing muscle mass or anything. I mean-</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I do- I listen to you and like... I-I-I really ap'riciate your concern, but that concern makes me think, and it makes me act... Truly.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That's- I mean, I saw those [[11042009 51 50|videos when you were trying to lift lemonade...]] They weren't fifty pounds. I mean, that's not even a workout, anyway, that's not even balanced. Get some real weights. I mean, that's just gonna hurt you, 'cuz you're displacing the weight.</font>
[pause]
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm going to do a pair of fifty pound weights...</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Either way, it shouldn't have been that hard, you shouldn't have struggled with something that weighed like, what, five, seven pounds?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Okay, well maybe I- Okay, I exa- I exa- I likely exaggerated when I said that they were each fifty.</font>
 
== Part 2 ==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name          = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 2
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|Lmf1rD72zwI}}
| Stardate      = 10 [[November 2009]]
| Featuring      = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga          = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous      = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 1|Part 1]]
| next          = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 3|Part 3]]
}}
 
 
 
== Part 3 ==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name          = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 3
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|u2D74OGq_jQ}}
| Stardate      = 10 [[November 2009]]
| Featuring      = [[Chris]], [[Kacey]]
| Saga          = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous      = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 2|Part 2]]
| next          = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey|Final]]
}}
 
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