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[[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey]] is a three-part series of videos that was leaked out onto the internet on [[February 2011|February 21, 2011]] by one [http://www.youtube.com/user/MiHiVidz MiHiVidz] on [[Youtube]]. The series showcases the long-lost phone conversation between [[Kacey]] and [[Solid Chris]] on [[November 2009|10 November 2009]] that led to Kacey severing all connections from Chris, the [[Kacey#Marriage to Liquid|marriage of Liquid Chris and Kacey the following day]], and the resulting [[CWC is Sad|video]] in which Ian tried not to cry over losing his [[Chris and reality|potential]] [[sweetheart]].
 
== Part 1 ==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name          = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 1
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|oFDnyny_9Ls}}
| Stardate      = 10 November 2009
| Featuring      = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga          = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous      = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey|First]]
| next          = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 2|Part 2]]
}}
 
''[Done up to 08:00, more to come later]''
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hello?</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Hi, Chris. It's Kacey.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh, hey Kacey.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I-I got Kim's e-mail, she said to call you?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, we need--yeah, uh, I feel like we need to, uh, talk, you know, [[Kacey and Liquid Call|sort out what happened the other night]]. Yeah, I did not mean--I did not mean to ignore you, and I was aware you were there and I'm sorr--I'm sorr--I wanted to call you guys back.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> [speaks over Chris] <font color="#FF0066">Well, you didn't really...act like I was there, I, like, I'm pretty sure you just straight-out ignored everything I said.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [makes a strange grunting noise] <font color="#0033FF">Yeah, yeah well let me talk about that. You see, uh, I have, uh, what--one of my problems is that I have [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunnel_vision tunnel vision]. You know, it's like, uh, when, like, [[Autism|you concentrate on one thing and you're pretty much set until its done]]. And, uh, and Chris was--</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> [speaks over Chris] <font color="#FF0066">It--It--It doesn't matter, it made me feel like [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] is more important than I was. You were more concerned about what he saying even though you think they're lies, than what I was saying even though I'm saying the truth. I mean, it's like, it's like you wanted him more than you wanted me.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Kacey...That's not true. That's not true.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But--But I mean, if you have tunnel vision shouldn't your tunnel vision have been pointed at ''me'' and not ''him''?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, you see, another one of my flaws is, uh, when I get really [[stressed]] my mind tends to blank out and my problem solving skills, uh, pretty much, uh, temporary [[Chris and English|[sic]]] go down the toilet there. And...it just blank up and it justs really blanks me out, and, don't--</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I know, but what's very important to me is that I have someone who can defend me, you weren't even defending me at all, you were just [[tard rage|screaming]] at him. I need someone who's quick on their feet. I mean, did you realize how much I was hurt last night?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ...Yeah, I realize how much you were hurt, um, I'm very sorry about that, I real-I realize what a heel I was.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Alright, but did you really realize that, or did someone have to tell you that?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Nope, I realized it. No one had to tell me.</font> [pause] <font color="#0033FF">I did talk to Kim about it, though.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well I know you talked to Kim, she's the one who e-mailed me.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ...Yep. But, anyway, Kacey, I do love you. I really do. I'm very sorry I ignored you.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But, you haven't even tried to contact me until Kim told you to! I mean, how can you say you love me or care about me, and you were just going to, like, okay, I was so hurt, and I, I mean, what would you have done, I mean, if you didn't talk to me? I mean, I could have just gone off and done whatever, you would have been out of sight, out of mind. You couldn't even send a simple e-mail. I mean, it's like you didn't even care that I was hurt or crying or anything.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' No, I di-I did care. I just, uh, I was under st--I was under the shock, too.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' What shock? There was no shock!</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' You know, realizing what a heel I was and how hurt you were...and that made me feel hurt. You know? 'Cause...</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Then, why didn't you try to contact me? You would think you want to if you just hurt someone you, um, supposedly love.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I should have, yeah, I should have contacted you sooner. I just feel I-I thought--</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You were too busy playing [[video games]] again, weren't you?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' No, I just thought--I just thought that you might need your spa--you might need some space, you know?</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, 'cause I'm hurting so you're just going to let me hurt all alone, or-or-or worse, in your opinion, you were gonna let me be with Chris, I mean, what did you think was gonna happen? I mean, you were playing video games today anyway, don't lie to me, I know you were.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Okay, I played some video games. I played some video games.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' See? Those are more important than me, too! How the heck are you supposed to have a [[girlfriend]] if you can't even talk to her unless her friend tells you to do it? You're just going to sit around and play video games all day, I mean, I could be hurt or sick or something, and you wouldn't know because your video games are more important.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' No, Kacey, you are more important. And if I-</font> [Chris begins to speak, but Kacey interrupts]
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But you're not acting like it at all.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, maybe I'm not acting like uh guh, m-maybe I'm not giving that impression right now. But Kacey-</font> [Chris is interrupted]
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Or ever.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' But Kacey, please believe me. You are very important. [[Chris and English|Because you are kind, caring]] [[China|woman]]. And you mean a lot to me. And I would really be hurt if something happened to you. And I will defend you. I really would.</font> (Chris mumbles incoherently here)
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But you never listen to me. You don't act like it. These are all just empty, meaningless words to me right now.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, y-I-I do listen to you.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' No you don't! You haven't stopped eating McDonald's, you haven't gone jogging, you still play video games, you still ignore me. Name one thing that you do listen to me about. ONE thing.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I did listen to you, on the fact that I should not go to McDonald's. And I have-</font> (Interrupted)
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But I know you've been eating at McDonald's. </font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I, uh, well, um, okay, yes, I was eating at McDonald's for a little while. </font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, and it's all fast food, you still go to fast food, I know you do.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [[sigh|*stress sigh*]], I, okay, I have not gone to McDonald's for over a week. </font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Or ANY fast food. </font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [[Lie|I have not gone to any fast food, have not eaten the fast food, for over a week.]] </font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Then [[Semen|what]] have you been eating? What did you eat tonight? </font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I have been-I have been eating mostly TV Dinners. </font
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Like what? </font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Like Michelina, or Banquet.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' [[Chris_and_health|Have you looked at the nutritional value of those]]? Most of those are like, 300% sodium. That's just as bad, if not worse, because sodium can be just as bad as fat. Why don't you freshly prepare some food? I mean, even getting something at a deli is better. You should be making meals, you said you could cook. Or was that a lie too?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ...I can cook. </font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Then why don't you?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Because I-because I don't have the individual ingredients at the time. </font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' (incredulous)...Then go buy them. </font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I will. I'm going to buy the individual ingredients to make- to make da better food. </font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Why  haven't you already? I mean, if you can't even take the initiative to cook your own food... I mean, why haven't you done this throughout your life?! Like, you're just lying to me again to make yourself look better, but I know you're never going to do it! I know you're not. </font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I am. I am going to do it. I am going to do it. [long, awkward pause] I have been working on making myself better. I have been going out jogging.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, like, for like, what? Five minutes? I run five miles, 2.5 at the... least. I mean, you should be able to jog two miles by now if you were even trying. And you don't listen to-</font> [Chris tries to speak over her, saying "I am trying."] <font color="#FF0066"> me when I'm trying to tell you I'm worried about how you're probably losing muscle mass or anything. I mean-</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I do- I listen to you and like... I-I-I really ap'riciate your concern, but that concern makes me think, and it makes me act... Truly.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That's- I mean, I saw those [[11042009 51 50|videos when you were trying to lift lemonade...]] Those weren't fifty pounds. I mean, that's not even a workout, anyway, that's not even balanced. Get some real weights. I mean, that's just gonna hurt you, 'cuz you're displacing the weight.</font>
[pause]
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm going to do a pair of fifty pound weights...</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Either way, it shouldn't have been that hard, you shouldn't have struggled with something that weighed like, what, five, seven pounds?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Okay, well maybe I- Okay, I exa- I exa- I likely exaggerated when I said that they were each fifty.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That's a uge exaggeration! That's a ''big'' difference!</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' They were, like, more than twenty pounds apiece.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Kim said they were ten pounds. I'm not even sure if it's that much.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Okay, well... okay, I-I do not claim to actually know how many pounds one of those actually is...</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Then you shouldn't have.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' But, it felt like at least twenty.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' No it's not. I'm looking it up on Google right now and it says around eight, ten pounds. I mean, it's just [[Honor roll|simple math and conversion]].</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Okay, well...</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, how hard is it to look it up, so you don't look stupid?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I coud've- I could've looked it up. I just didn't- I did not think about that. I did not think of that. One of my faults, sometimes I don't think of everything.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, do you ever think, cause I'm starting to think you don't, cause you've been making a ''lot'' of mistakes lately. And... it's really, really, been making ''me'' think. I mean, I'm tired of the excuses. </font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm ti- I, I don't like excuses either.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Then why do you make them all the time? That's all you ever do.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hmm. Okay, maybe- okay. I have made some excuses in the past.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You make a ''lot'' of excuses in the past. You make any excuse, you ever do, it's always "[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'm working on it]]," or "I'm thinking about it," like, whenever you say stuff like that I know it's not going to get done. I mean, that's really bad, when... I already ''know'' you're not going to do anything by the words you say. You're just gonna continue to make excuses. You left me alone for several days after you heard how upset I was! The hell? You really think I want a boyfriend like that?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, you ta- yeah, you would not want a boyfriend like that. But, I ca-yeah, I mean, I realize that...</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Exactly, so, you see what I'm saying. Right?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand... what you are saying. And I could be better, and I am willing to improve.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Sssomehow, I don't really think you're go.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I am going to improve on that.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, you haven't yet, so... why would I believe you now?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[long silence]'' Okay, you have every right to question that, but... please believe me, I mean, ya know, one thing that- ya know, I would be, I would be ''glad'' to be there for you, but... I don't know your address.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That doesn't matter, you should be able to be there for me otherwise. You haven't earned that address. I mean, is that really all you've got? I mean... and after that comic, why would I want to give you my address? You're just going to shoot [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] or me anyway!</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I, I promise you, I would not shoot anybody for real. I do not even own a real gun.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Doesn't mean you couldn't get one, I could get a gun and I don't own one. </font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I do not, I have no intention on getting a real gun in the near future. </font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, but it's so easy to get guns, do you remember the Virginia Tech shooter? It's easy. Doesn't matter, all you need to do is get mad again, then you'll just ignore me anyway.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I promise you that I would not ignore you in the future, even when I get- even when I get... riled up, and angry, I would not ignore you.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I don't know, you've ignored me enough, don't you think it might be a little too late? I mean, that comic really scared me, I mean, I'm pretty sure... you shot him in the comic so he couldn't follow and take me back. That's just ''creepy''. That's psychotic, that's delusional.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. I, I agree with you, that... I may have some issues to resolve with Chris. Like, you know, I definitely should... like, you know, try... to sit in front of him... and discuss things, calmly...</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You think he's gonna do that after he saw that comic?!</font>
 
 
</font>
== Part 2 ==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name          = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 2
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|Lmf1rD72zwI}}
| Stardate      = 10 [[November 2009]]
| Featuring      = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga          = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous      = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 1|Part 1]]
| next          = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 3|Part 3]]
}}
 
''[Done up to 04:00, more to come later]''
 
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, obviously he definitely has other skeletons in his closet-</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' This isn't about him; this isn't about him. This is about you. And I'm tired of you talking bad about him.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' OK, yeah. I don- I don't like talking bad about people, but-</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But you do all the time! </font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well, only... just, only- ok, well.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Tell me again why you think you're better than him. Go ahead.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Because I'm- because I'm loyal.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You're not very loyal; you haven't called me. You're not very honest; you lie to me all the time.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Because I tell you- I tell you everything I'm- from my heart. And [when] I tell you I love you, I mean it.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That's lying. You can't even send me a simple email to make sure I'm OK. Like, I don't think you get how hurt and angry I am, so no, I want something that you're better at him at that is real, because your lies come from your heart too.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [Stuttering incoherently for an rebuttal] Ok, I have made the mistake of lying at-</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' A lot.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' A lot, a lot, but a lot of the things that I have told you in the past were true. I swear, I have told you a lot of truth like you know, like when I tell you about myself on the kind of person I am, those are true. And how I feel about you, that's true, too.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' How do I know that?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' And my hit-</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' How do I know you're not just ready to drop me, because it's easier, or something stupid?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Because... we started out as friends, and I-</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That's right, friends.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well, hang on, hang on! We started out as friends with the possibility of a relationship, and I would like a relationship.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' How would we start off as friend with the possibility of a relationship? You lied to me the first time you talked to me.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' OK, I did the things-</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You pretended to be my boyfriend, my fiance.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' OK, I did pretend to be Chris. But that was in a case, to let you know, that he was who you- he was not who you thought he was. You know, he was- He <i>was</i> pretending to be me.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' He wasn't pretending to be you! This is what I don't get. Stop saying he's pretending to be you. Just 'cause you guys have the same name doesn't mean he was pretending to be you, because you two are two totally different people.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' OK, yes, we are two totally different people, and I can list the whole number of things that I am and he's no- that he's not that he claims.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Whatever, I can list the whole things he does that you can't. He can play guitar. He doesn't lie to me. He jogs with me. He does stuff with me. He doesn't sit around and play video games. He has a job. He has a college education. He goes to school. I mean, wh- the hell? I mean, c'mon. Do it, do it. Sho- Tell me. Tell me what's he's not doing and I bet you I can refute everything.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[stutters, then sighs]''</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' So you don't have anything, do you?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well... okay, well, I can definitely tell you that he did not go to Manchester High School.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That doesn't matter to me. What matters is he's in school now. And that he's gonna make himself better.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' He is... yes, okay, he is...</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' His high s- I told you before, high school doesn't matter to me, it's stupid.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well, you get your education through high school. You need your high school diploma to move on to college...</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Not really, anyone can get their GED and blaze through it. What matters even more than high school education is like your SATs and your ACTs. College is what's important to me. Because that shows a future. I mean, I bet you don't even know what a GED is.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I have a general idea of what a GED is. It's a sort of degree.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ...No... it's... in place of a diploma. I mean, did you even take the SAT?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yes, I did take the SAT in high school.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' What was your scores?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ...I do not remember.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh come on, you've got to remember. Nobody forgets their SAT scores.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' It, uh, with a small detail like that, and I felt it was small... it was in one ear and out the other.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, was it- was it above 1100? Was it above 1200? Was it above... anything like that?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, mmm... yeah, I think it, I think it was... over 1100. But that's to the best of my recollection. [[Lie|I swear]].</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' So you had something over 1100, but you went to a community college. I mean, did- did you even try to get into a university? Not that I'm saying community colleges are bad, but, come on.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I did- well, yeah, my mom and dad advised me to go ''to'' the community college, because my family could not afford university.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That's... my- okay, okay, first off... you're on [[Monthly tugboat|disability]]. Government would have paid for your schooling, the end. That's just being lazy. Um, number two, financial aid and student loans. That would have been all on you, not on them. And the thing is, you... should at ''least'' have transferred to university ''after'' the community college cause community college is a stepping stone. Yes, it's a great way to get your classes for cheaper, but then you ''have'' to go to university to get, like, a bachelor's. I mean, did you even look into that?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' That had not come to mind. By the way, I ca- by the way, just to let you know, I did check with my mom and dad, I mean... yes, they were in for the financial aid, but they...</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well then your parents should have done something about that, that just shows your parents didn't care about your future either. But it's not up to them. You should have done it, why didn't you use it? ''[talking over Chris]'' I wish I'd had financial aid right way.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[sighs]'' Look. I would have taken the financial aid if I-if I could, but my mom and dad, there was a whole lot of stress going on in just starting out at the community college... </font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But you still... should have been able to do it later... ''[Chris stutters]'' Don't you overtalk me! Don't overtalk me. That's the thing, it's always stress, it's always stress this stress that. It...doesn't...''matter''. You should have been able to do something ''afterwards''. Even if you didn't do it right away, you should have been able to go to a four-year university afterwards, and gotten something better than just a little [[CADD]] certificate...whatever. An associate's doesn't do ''shit.'' I'm... I mean, like, I'm sick and tired of hearing you use the word "stress." You don't know stress. We've been through this before. You ''don't know'' what stress is.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Okay, I will not disagree with you...but on the...</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You're damn ''straight'' you're not gonna disagree with me because you know I'm right! You don't have a job, you don't even- you don't have job stress. You sit around, play video games, and get... ''money''. If your life was a hundred times more stressful than it is now, you still wouldn't have as much stress as I do, you wouldn't have as much stress as...my ''[[Chandler cats|cat]]'', probably.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' Yeah, you're probably right.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You're damn straight I'm right! I mean, you take days off where you don't do anything except color or play video games. I mean, I don't think you get... that all you have shown me the whole time I've known you, is that you don't want to do anything unless it's easy. You want everything to be handed ''to'' you. And in case you haven't noticed, I'm kind of ambitious. Why would I want someone like that?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' Yeah, you're right. I would not want, uh... I would, if I was to... go out with a woman, I would want one who was a go-getter. And you...</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But the thing is, don't you think go-getters want ''other'' go-getters? Why would I want someone who's just gonna lay at home and suck up my money? I mean, cause that's all it would be, instead of sucking up the government's money you'd be sucking up my money. And, uh, I'm not sure I'd like that. At all. I mean, I don't want to have to take care of someone until I have kids, and you're ''definitely'' not my kid.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' I could definitely, be able- I can definitely take care of myself.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' No you can't! You don't have a job. Can't take care of yourself without a job. My job is hanging on a thread, and I'm still doing way better than you.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Okay, yeah, you're doing... way better than me. You know a lot more than I do.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, seriously, tell me: without your parents, could you survive?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I would do my best to survive, and... I think I would get by.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Really. Your best. Because, I mean... what kind of bills do you think need to be paid off every month?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' Yeah... electric, water, heating... that sort of thing.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Um, how about car insurance? Um, cable? </font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, car, um...</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Rent? Property? You got taxes? Um, rash pickup if you have trash? Recycling if you have recycling? Oh, and don't forget any repairs.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yes, there is all that.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, how much do you get a month again? Like, what, 600?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' No, I'm ge- I'm getting... about 800 a month right now.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Still, my bills are slightly larger than that. I mean, you couldn't survive on your own. And, I mean, these are my bills with ''roommates.'' I don't think you could survive without your parents. You can't even move out! And even if you could move out, you wouldn't have anybody to move out ''with''! That's, that's insane!</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yes, that is insane. And I...</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Then why haven't you done something about it?! I have been living out on my own since I was eighteen, nineteen. You are twenty-seven! And you haven't moved out yet!</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, well one reason is- yeah, I don't have anybody to move out... with.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I moved out with ''nothing.'' I moved out with no job, hardly any money, without a car, and I still survived. And I got myself a job, and I got myself a car.</font>
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| Stardate      = 10 [[November 2009]]
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