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Revision as of 17:00, 9 February 2009
Filmed February 24, 2007. In celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris proactively delivers an address summarizing the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied by future generations of "Ladies and Gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all teenagers, as well as the gals."
The only time Chris has been seen in the harsh light of day.
Video covers:
- Why going to school, like water-boarding, is not torture.
- Why it is important to STAY STRAIGHT.
- How to attract a sweetheart.
- Boys should stroke the hair of a My Little Pony to understand girls.
- Girls should get acquire Transformers to understand boys.
- Why every last ounce of "tobaccy" should be sent to the moon.
- Why drinking is bad and leads to bar-fights.
- Why anybody who disregards you is a "peanut". And he's not talking about the comic.
- Why "straying from the straight path" will "jeapordise the entire world the human race."
- For the love of God, STAY STRAIGHT!!!