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{{quote|Featuring....[[Chris and English|HEWLY]] ANIMATED SCENES|Back cover}}
[[Image:0730-MeganAndJohn.JPG|thumb|You would play as the guy on the right.]]
'''''John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue''''' is another one of [[Chris]]'s shitty game ideas.


==John Schroeder==
John is Megan's brother whom Chris originally thought was her boyfriend. Not much is known about John, other than that he is [[Obesity|overweight]], shares similar interests with his sister and seemingly has an epicanthic fold, making him appear to be [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]]. However, emails seem to imply that John is of regular intelligence. [[Mimms]] said that ''"Megan's brother isnt autistic, but he is kinda dumb."''<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> Like Megan, his current whereabouts are unknown.


==John's Custom Gundam==
Skeet is the god of eternity at the McSpanky's fast food restaurant. Skeet calls everyone, "dude," and claims to be smart, but others see him as dim-witted. However, McSpanky's came to life and tried to destroy every other food joint and Skeet did not run away. When the restaurant was shot at the sun, the Space Bandits found the place and turned it into a spaceship. Believing that Skeet was the one responsible for this awesome technology, they vowed to find him and exploit his great wisdom, which they never did, for some reason.
In an obvious bid for some [[Sailor Moon|Sailor Soldier]] [[China]], Chris thought he'd ingratiate himself with Megan by casting her brother in one of his crappy games. This one manages to work in elements from his [[Sonichu]] comic series and the mecha [[anime]] franchise ''Mobile Suit Gundam''. Not much is known about the game, like the rest of Chris's ideas, beyond the mock cover. Interestingly, this piece (according to the "copyright" data) was produced sometime in [[2008]], which suggests that it pre-dates the drama over Megan's discovery of [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] but was created long after Megan told Chris that [[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Megan_is_annoyed_and_creeped_out|he was creeping her out]] by casting her in his comics.


The most notable aspect of this game is that someone other than Chris or Sonichu is the protagonist. Instead, it's John Schroeder, Megan's brother. The picture states that John is to pilot a custom-built Gundam (made from [[Lego]] or [[Pixelblocks]], perhaps) to rescue Megan from [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and her "overgrown army", the [[Jerkop|Jerkops]], [[Dr. Eggman]], and some random units from the original anime series antagonists, the Principality of Zeon (most likely Zaku spam). Of course, you can unlock Chris as a playable character. After all, who would Chris be to deny us the chance to "[[Chris and his Ego|earn the right]]" to play as ''the'' CWC?
Skeet, initially called upon as Skeetui Yoshimato, was raised in an exceedingly poor rice village in southern Koyushu. His grandfather was a war trained assassin who was tasked to eliminate U.S operatives. Although Skeetu's grandfather was Japanese, he was fluent in American English. This is why "Skeet" sounds like a typical American teenage boy. After many years of vigorous katana training on Mt. Fuji, Skeet traveled to the United States of America in hopes of beginniing a new life, honoring his ancestors in the process. Skeetui wanted to experience the American Dream, and thought working in fast food would be a good place to start. So, after moving to Retroville, Skeetui earned a job position as the cashier at McSpanky's. Soon, through hard work and dedication, he became employee of the month. This was an achievement unparalleled by any employee of McSpanky's. When Jimbo and two of his friends walked in and talked about getting a job at the restaurant, Skeetui made a seemingly irrational move by hiring the boys. However, Skeetui was a man who wanted to give these younger children an opportunity to straighten themselves out. Initially, two of his new employees worked well considering their age. However, Jimbo gave Skeetui trouble in a now-notorious incident in which Jimbo claimed to be smarter than the cash register, therefore stating he didn't need to use it. But, the cash register is used for tracking purposes, validating Skeetui's discontent with Jimbo. Later that night, Jimbo would sneak into McSpanky's and would commit vandalism by changing the interior to appear futuristic. As if this weren't the worst case, Jimbo also attached rockets to the restaurant, launching it into the air. As the restaurant was taking off, Skeetui was bravely saving the lives of men, women, and children alike by line backing them off the premise. However, time was very limited, causing the demise of our hero who, soon after, ascended into godhood. 


The title of the game is odd, as it implies the rescue itself is sister like. Despite this, the back cover states it's ''John'' who's rescuing his ''sister''; nothing indicates that John or his rescue mission would be of a sisterly nature. Or, one could just assume [[Chris and English|these kinds of weird linguistic slip-ups are to be expected]] from an isolated autistic man-child.
  === Trivia ===


The reverse side of the box makes reference to several "features":
Skeetui was originally more powerful in the manga. However, he was nerfed to dish out less damage per second in the anime, as for Jimbo fans would complain.  
*Hi-Res 3D Graphics!
Some look up to Skeetui as the Profit, and is thought to be the messiah that will return one day.
*[[Chris and writing|Hewly]] animated scenes!
Skeetui roughly translates to "sperm whale", according to fan translations.
*Earn the right to play Chris-chan's Side of The Story!
It can be observed that Skeetui's main catchphrase is "dude".
*Help John Schroeder be a darn good [[Wikipedia:Big Brother (Nineteen Eighty-Four)|Big Brother]]!
 
It is also set to feature Chris and Megan's voices (an unlikely prospect now, given the events surrounding ShecameforCWC.jpg).
 
It is more than likely that Chris copied most of this off from the cover to the PS2 game ''[[Wikipedia:Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]'', which is part of his [[List of Chris's video games|game collection]]. In fact, Johns "custom" Gundam happens to have a very similar color scheme to the Gundam featured on the cover of that video game.
 
Although the game's cover indicates that it is rated T for Teen, the back cover states that it does indeed contain HONEST content, albeit not enough to earn it the same rating as ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''.
 
The item number on the box is [[Wikipedia:867-5309/Jenny|8675309]], referencing the song by Tommy Tutone and showing once again that Chris can't go for five seconds without [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripping something off]].
 
==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:324-1-JohnsGundamFront.jpg
Image:324-2-JohnsGundamBack.jpg
Image:324-3-JohnsGundamPS2.jpg
Image:324-4-JohnsGundamLable.jpg
</gallery>
 
==See also==
*[[Megan Schroeder]]
 
==References==
<references/>
 
{{MeganSaga}}
 
[[Category:Video games created by Chris]]
[[Category:Megan Saga]]

Revision as of 19:40, 13 September 2017

File:Skeetanimehero.jpeg


Skeet is the god of eternity at the McSpanky's fast food restaurant. Skeet calls everyone, "dude," and claims to be smart, but others see him as dim-witted. However, McSpanky's came to life and tried to destroy every other food joint and Skeet did not run away. When the restaurant was shot at the sun, the Space Bandits found the place and turned it into a spaceship. Believing that Skeet was the one responsible for this awesome technology, they vowed to find him and exploit his great wisdom, which they never did, for some reason.

Skeet, initially called upon as Skeetui Yoshimato, was raised in an exceedingly poor rice village in southern Koyushu. His grandfather was a war trained assassin who was tasked to eliminate U.S operatives. Although Skeetu's grandfather was Japanese, he was fluent in American English. This is why "Skeet" sounds like a typical American teenage boy. After many years of vigorous katana training on Mt. Fuji, Skeet traveled to the United States of America in hopes of beginniing a new life, honoring his ancestors in the process. Skeetui wanted to experience the American Dream, and thought working in fast food would be a good place to start. So, after moving to Retroville, Skeetui earned a job position as the cashier at McSpanky's. Soon, through hard work and dedication, he became employee of the month. This was an achievement unparalleled by any employee of McSpanky's. When Jimbo and two of his friends walked in and talked about getting a job at the restaurant, Skeetui made a seemingly irrational move by hiring the boys. However, Skeetui was a man who wanted to give these younger children an opportunity to straighten themselves out. Initially, two of his new employees worked well considering their age. However, Jimbo gave Skeetui trouble in a now-notorious incident in which Jimbo claimed to be smarter than the cash register, therefore stating he didn't need to use it. But, the cash register is used for tracking purposes, validating Skeetui's discontent with Jimbo. Later that night, Jimbo would sneak into McSpanky's and would commit vandalism by changing the interior to appear futuristic. As if this weren't the worst case, Jimbo also attached rockets to the restaurant, launching it into the air. As the restaurant was taking off, Skeetui was bravely saving the lives of men, women, and children alike by line backing them off the premise. However, time was very limited, causing the demise of our hero who, soon after, ascended into godhood.

 === Trivia ===

Skeetui was originally more powerful in the manga. However, he was nerfed to dish out less damage per second in the anime, as for Jimbo fans would complain. Some look up to Skeetui as the Profit, and is thought to be the messiah that will return one day. Skeetui roughly translates to "sperm whale", according to fan translations. It can be observed that Skeetui's main catchphrase is "dude".