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'''Sonichu''' is the name used for male specimens of [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].
'''Sonichu''' is a yellow condom...thats it, what？ you think i was gonna say something else？
 
By having an entire species have the same name as a [[Sonichu (character)|"unique" being]] and giving all of its members the same title (these are not surnames, as Chris has stressed that surnames are largely absent in the names of Electric Hedgehog Pokémon<ref>[[:File:Sonichu surnames.png]]</ref>), Chris has only served to confound his readers, [[Jamsta Sonichu|mess up continuity]], and demonstrate that he's a [[stress|lazy]] and [[Things Chris has ripped off|unimaginative]] bastard.
== Appearance ==
 
Sonichus generally resemble [[Sonic the Hedgehog|bipedal hedgehogs]] in appearance, standing around four and a half feet tall, with thick hides and large spikes (which are flexible so they can make physical contact with each other without causing injury),<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_36]</ref> though they have [[Pokémon|elongated ears and (generally) tails shaped like cartoonish lightning bolts]]. While the hands are completely articulated with five fingers and opposable thumbs, the feet of a Sonichu are just round stumps. They are seldom seen without a pair of white gloves and shoes (of varying colors), even if they are completely nude otherwise. The shoes may be a necessity, as the nature of bare Sonichu feet may make it impossible for a Sonichu to stand without them.
 
While a typical Sonichu has [[Pokémon|yellow fur, brown stripes, and red spots on their cheekbones]] (if we are to assume that the [[Sonichu (character)|original Sonichu]] is the prime specimen), Sonichus can come in a variety of recolors. Sometimes, a Sonichu displays other variations, such as [[Magi-Chan|altered ear tips]], [[Punchy Sonichu|epicanthic folds]], or a [[Wild Sonichu|different tail altogether]]. The fur color of a Sonichu is susceptible to alteration by chemicals such as [[Blake|Cherry Cola]].
 
== Behavior ==
 
Though considered to be Pokémon by their creator, Sonichus might be better described as anthropomorphic animals. While not very intelligent, they are sapient and capable of many of the same skills as humans: [[Pocket knife|Tool usage]], [[Speech impediment|speech]] and [[Autism|social interaction]].  
 
According to Chris, Sonichus are not capable of speech at the moment in which they cease being [[Sonee & Rosey|Sonees]]; they must be taught a spoken language in order to be able to say more than the name of their species.<ref>[[Mailbag 47#The reprobate and the elect]]</ref> This a far cry from the impression actually given by Chris's comic. In [[Sonichu 0#Episode 1: "Sonichu's Origin"|episode 1]] Sonichu is capable of speech immediately after his transformation. [[Punchy]] and [[Wild]] are also capable of speech immediately after evolving into Sonichus.<ref>[[Sonichu 3#Episode 10: "Sonichu Babies"]]</ref> So far, a Sonichu not capable of speech has never been seen in Chris's comic.
 
In their [[CWCville|natural habitat]], Sonichus fill a number of societal roles: [[Chaotic Combo|vigilante groups]], [[Jamsta|radio announcers]], and [[Simonla|construction]] [[Sandy|workers]], using whatever supernatural abilities granted to them. They are not above being welfare recipients too.<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Home economics]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 34#Electric inequality Pokémon]]</ref>
 
Sonichus are [[Love Quest|constantly searching for a mate]], and perhaps with some [[Dating education|assistance]] will "fall in love" with the first Rosechu they see ([[Magi-Chan|assuming they are heterosexual]]). The ensuing pair, without exception, will enter into a courtship in poor imitation of humans. However, unlike humans, Sonichu-Rosechu mates [[Chris and writing|completely lack tension or discord]], suggesting that the lifelong bond is purely out of instinct to guarantee that any resulting spawn gets care from two parents (though not guaranteed to be good or even adequate care). Considering the [[Sonee and Rosey|extremely low capabilities of said spawn]], this may be a necessity.
 
==Sonichus and reproduction==
 
A Sonichu's [[penis]] and testicles reside entirely within its abdominal cavity. While the testicles are permanently contained behind a "bone-like structure" for protection, the [[pickle|penis]] can emerge for urination or intercourse when the Sonichu leans forward, causing the erect penis to "slide out" purely by gravitational force.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:SchuComic8P103.jpg]</ref> This system displays a clear lack of knowledge of biology, as the reason that the testicles are outside the body is because the body's core temperature is not ideal for sperm production, thus, unless Sonichu sperm is much more heat resistant than normal mammalian sperm, Sonichus should be sterile. ([[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|Unfortunately, they are not.]]). In addition, Chris never explains if the penis always slides out when the Sonichu leans over (although it obviously isn't the case), and he never mentions conscious control over the action. All of this goes to show that [[Honor roll|people who have no knowledge of biology]] should not set out to create detailed organ systems for their fictional creatures.
 
Sonichus' [[Semen|sperm]] count is extremely low when compared to humans. The number of sperm cells released by a Sonichu per ejaculation stands at a couple of thousands at most and can be as low as mere hundreds. <ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:SchuComic8P105.jpg]</ref> In comparison, human sperm count must be at least over 15 million sperm cells per milliliter in order to be considered healthy. <ref>[http://www.who.int/reproductivehealth/topics/infertility/cooper_et_al_hru.pdf World Health Organization reference values for human semen characteristics]</ref> It should also be noted that the volume of [[semen]] ejaculated by a Sonichu is also much higher than the amount of the average human male. Whereas human males will ejaculate on average about 0.1 to 10 milliliters of semen,<ref>Rehan N, Sobrero AJ, Fertig JW. (1975). "The semen of fertile men: statistical analysis of 1300 men". Fertility and Sterility 26 (6): 492–502.</ref> Sonichus' ejaculate numbers 100 - 500 milliliters <ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:SchuComic8P104.jpg]</ref> on average, more than the amount ejaculated by both horses and elephants. It may be due to the extremely low sperm count that more semen must be ejaculated to create a balance. It can easily be said that [[Recycling]] is unpopular amongst Sonichus, but due to easy access of [[Rosechu_(species)|semen recepticles]] this is not a major issue.
 
Chris has mentioned that a [[Sonee]] is born as the result of intercourse between a Sonichu and a Rosechu, or some combination of the above and a [[Wikipedia:Ditto (Pokémon)|Ditto]] [[Pokémon]]<ref name="Sonichu article">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu's [[CWCipedia]] article]</ref>. Presumably a Ditto would assume the form of an opposite-sex [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].
 
While discussing a sex scene involving [[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] and [[Layla]] which was supposed to be included in the [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)|Dating Ed episode]] (it was eventually left out of the final version), Chris and [[Ivy]] failed to agree over which character will bring the condoms, so eventually Chris decided that Layla had the ability to choose when to get pregnant.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#Layla and Punchy]]</ref> This statement implies that intercourse between a [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Flaaffy_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29 Flaaffy] and a Sonichu can result in an offspring, and since two Pokémon of different species must share at least one [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Egg_group Egg group] in order to successfully mate, it can be assumed that Sonichus  belong to either the [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Field_%28Egg_group%29 Field egg group] and/or the [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Monster_%28Egg_group%29 Monster egg group]. If Chris had ever given thought to this matter it is more likely that he placed Sonichu in the former group as this is also one of the egg groups to which Pikachu belongs.
 
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==Sonichus and evolution==
 
[[Image:EvolutionChart.png|thumb|Sonichu evolution chart]]
 
The infant Sonee is first born in egg-form from a Rosechu mother. When the egg hatches, either a Sonee or a Rosee is birthed. This infant can already have a certain sub-type; [[Wild]], for instance, was born as a green Sonee with a grass sub-type. After being nurtured for some time, the spawn may then evolve further into a Sonichu variant, depending on their emotional state, and what item they're holding (if any).
 
In a strip from [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] called, an evolution of Sonichu called [[Metonic]] can be seen.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:SchuComic0P28.jpg 25 Years Later]</ref> According to the strip and an ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' card<ref>[[:File:208-CMetonicBck.jpg]]</ref> from the [[scrapbook]], Sonichu evolves into Metonic by being traded while holding a Metal Coat. However, Chris stated that only the original Sonichu can evolve into Metonic.<ref name="mail 10">[[Mailbag 10#God save the queen|Mailbag 10]]</ref><ref name="Sonichu article" /> He also stated that "[T]he [rest of the Sonichus and Rosechus] have no '''current''' evolutions" (emphasis added) <ref name="mail 10" />, leaving it open for him to devise separate evolutions for them in the future.
 
In [[Sonichu 10#Ultra Sonichu and Collosal Chan|episode 21]], Sonichu transformed into [[Ultra Sonichu]] after being brought into contact with the seven [[Sonichu Balls]], although the change was temporary. As with Metonic, this evolution is exclusive to the original Sonichu.<ref name="Sonichu article" />
 
Despite all being Electric in their primary type, no Sonichu other than the [[Sonichu (character)|original]] and his clone [[Blake]] has demonstrated the use of electric powers. It can be assumed that being of Electric type is only for the purpose of calculating weakness and strength.
 
==List of Sonichus==
 
* [[Sonichu]]
* [[Blake]] (Black Sonichu)
* [[BlazeBob Sonichu]]
*[[Asperchu parodies#Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo|Bobby Sonichu]]
* [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] (transformation)
* [[Colossal Chan]] (half-human transformation)
* [[Darkbind Sonichu]]
* [[Liquid Chris#In the comic|IBAChandler Sonichu]] (transformation)
* [[DJ Jamsta]]
* [[Magi-Chan]]
*[[Asperchu parodies#Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo|Michael Sonichu]]
*[[Asperchu parodies#Mitch Sonichu|Mitch Sonichu]]
* [[Punchy Sonichu]]
* [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] (transformation)
*[[Asperchu parodies#Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo|Swift Sonichu]]
* [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] (transformation)
*[[Asperchu parodies#Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo|Whisp Sonichu]]
* [[Wild Sonichu]]
 
==See also==
 
*[[Rosechu (species)]]
 
==Sources==
<references />
 
{{Sonichu}}
 
[[Category:Sonichus]]

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