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| title = Aly Hirschberg
| image = [[Image:Alan.JPG]]
|header1  = Information
|label1  = Name
|data1    = Aly Michelle Hirschberg
|label2  = Also known as
|data2  = Alan Christopher Ganly<br>Alan Christopher<br>Hulkerine<br>Azrael<br>vRS Davison<ref name=interview>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5482182 Interview with Hirschberg, 19 October 2019]</ref><br>Tailschu<br>SadisticLion
|label3  = Date of Birth
|data3    = 15 August 1987 (age {{age|1987|8|15}})<ref name=birthday />
|label4  = Gender
|data4    = Female
|label5  = Nationality
|data5    = [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Scottish]]<ref>[[:File:AlanBio.jpg]]</ref>
|label6  = Ethnicity
|data6    = [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Jewish]]<ref name=interview />
|label7  = Religion
|data7    = Mormon (former)<ref name=mixed>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5510526 Interview with Hirschberg, 25 October 2019]</ref><br>[[Chris and religion#Doctrines of CWCianity|Chris worship]]
}}
 
'''Aly Michelle Hirschberg''',<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5423984 Alan's real name and gender confirmed, 5 October 2019]</ref> also known by her [[tomgirl|transgender]] byname '''Alan Christopher''', is a mentally disturbed<ref name=interview /><ref name=mixed /> [[Mailbag 9#Gin a body meet a body Comin thro' the rye|Scottish]] Jew living in England who emerged in mid-[[2019]] and [[enabler]] of the third class who believes herself to be Chris's best friend.<ref name=reversal /> Going above and beyond normal [[ween]]ery, Aly for a long time made it her life's mission to make Chris's life an international affair and spread his [[autism|unique wonder]] throughout the known world. She would encourage Chris to visit her home country, setting up [[Chris and money|fundraisers]] in vain for this purpose,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/ Meet the Creep Behind Chris Chan's Fundraisers, 16 September 2019]</ref> regardless of the fact that Chris has never left the [[United States]] and has virtually no [[PandaHalo|authentic]] [[Julie|experience]] with foreigners, and presumably has not got the passport he would need to make such a trip at any rate. More recently, she decided instead that she would move house to the USA,<ref name=reversal /> yet her general ''modus operandi'' of showering Chris with money and encouraging whatever he is currently doing has not changed.
 
== Personality and beliefs ==
Hirschberg is an uncanny, grotesque mirror of Chris's various faults and failings from through the years. Both are in [[Chris and health|ill health]] and [[obesity|overweight]], with greasy, unkept [[hair]] and [[Chris and health#Excretory health|failing kidneys]],<ref name=harn /> subsisting mostly on [[McDonalds|fast food]].<ref name=lucy /> She is described by those who know her from real life as [[Chris and His Ego|egotist]], [[Death threats|violent]] and cruel. She is [[Love Quest|obsessed with finding a romantic partner]], to the point that she had joined the Mormons for no other purpose than to get a boyfriend until she was [[Grace Baptist Church|kicked out]] of their church. Before this, she was expelled from her childhood synagogue for proclaiming herself a [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|god and prophet]].<ref name=mixed /> She believes herself to have [[Chris and religion#Mysticism and sorcery|magic powers]]. She has no sense of [[Chris and money|financial responsibility]], receiving a [[monthly tugboat]] and spending all of her money on [[My Little Pony|children's]] [[Lego|toys]]. Before her tugboat, she had briefly worked two jobs, [[Wendy's|one of which]] she lost for [[Donald Duck impersonation|scaring small children]], the other having [[Cutco|something to do with marketing]]. Despite having a [[CADD|certificate]] that proves her qualified for well-paying work, she is too [[Chris and work|lazy]] to pursue any.<ref name=birthday >[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5541738 Correction to Hirschberg's birthday, 3 November 2019]</ref> She has been persuaded to [[Chris humps his PS3|have sex with a computer for all to see]].<ref name=lucy >[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5515407 Acquaintance of Hirschberg describes her in detail, 26 October 2019]</ref> Both have experienced the wrath of [[jerkops|guards]] trying to control their public outbursts and have been [[Chris and the law|arrested]] in incidents [[26 December 2014|involving poor conduct at video game shops]]. Like Chris, she lives in a [[Tour of Chris's House|home filled with rubbish]] enough to mount a serious [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire hazard]] with a [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] of questionable character who [[Chris and fashion|clothes her from second-hand shops]] and is interested in her child primarily for the revenue she 'generates'. They are both [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|smelly]].
 
Like Chris, Hirschberg is convinced in earnest that the [[Dimensional Merge]] and [[CWCville]] are [[Chris and reality|real]], and that [[Jacob Sockness]]'s sorcery is really effective. Such detachment from reality long antedated any involvement with, or even exposure to, Chris, as noted above. Aly has several [[OC|original characters]], named Kobayashi, Zeke and Katy,<ref name =mixed /> whom she thinks in truth live in Chris's fantasyland.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5488225 Hirschberg spergs out on Sockness, 20 October 2019]</ref> Moreover, Hirschberg believes that Sockness has visited her in her dreams.
 
== Involvement with Chris ==
[[File:GoFund.jpg|left|200px|thumb|Hirschberg's original fundraiser for Chris: the former thought the money will bring him to London and [[Miyamoto Saga|Tokyo]], while the latter had [[My Little Pony|other designs]] for it.]]
For over a decade before she appeared to Christorians, Hirschberg succeeded in keeping a low profile when interacting with Chris. As early as [[2008]], they would exchange letters which contents have not yet been divulged.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5700309 External confirmation of Hirschberg's antiquity]</ref> She would also, under the username ''SadisticLion'', comment on Chris's original [[YouTube]] videos before they were taken down. When Chris turned to [[Chris and business|commercial enterprises]] to fill his [[Financhu Crisis|empty pockets]], she became (and remains) one of his anonymous customers, [[List of Chris's financial enablers|purchasing]] many of his wares offered on [[Etsy]] and [[eBay]] as would other [[slow-in-the-minds|exceptional individuals]].<ref name=interview /> Despite this involvement, she was only properly discovered in late [[August 2019]], when she created a £5,000 fundraiser with the stated purpose of taking Chris on a world tour for his [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase]]. This programme was unofficial, however, and Chris had not advertised it or even seemed aware of its existence; while he had expressed interest in visiting Britain and Japan before,<ref>[[February 2019 social media posts#Chris Fills Out A Survey]]</ref> this stunt would not attract him. As would other enablers watching on the sidelines in [[September 2019]], she encouraged [[Jacob Sockness]]'s ill-fated journey to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's home]] when he was in his good graces. For a long time, it appeared that Hirschberg was just one of many unremarkable wannabe weens, fated to pass by the wayside.
 
Chris acknowledged Aly in public for the first time when he discovered and [[October 2019 social media posts#Fundraiser for BABSCon|re-tweeted]] the fundraising campaign on 6 [[October 2019]], claiming the money [[Chris and his Ego|was supposed]] to take care of his expenses for [[April 2020|BABSCon]]. Curiously, Hischberg had created a separate fundraiser of £4,000 specifically for BABSCon, while the £5,000 campaign Chris provided on Twitter was the pre-existing one for this proposed world tour. Whether this was [[honor roll|oversight]] or a deliberate grab for [[Chris and money|a thousand quid]] cannot be determined. Humorously enough, on 14 October, Chris tried again to share the link for the BABSCon fundraiser on Twitter, but botched it, only posting a partial, broken link.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1183899832781594624</ref> Aly had continued through October to jockey for Chris's attention since, offering to buy even more of his merchandise and pay the lion's share of his trip to BABSCon, and apparently courting Sockness with some success.<ref name=mixed /> She entered into private conversations with Sockness and Chris,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5520608 Evidence of correspondence, 28 October 2019]</ref> which have not yet been released to the public. She would often pander to them while trying to inject herself into their relationship:<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5482236 Hirschberg states she is Sockness's 'secret admirer' in public, 19 October 2019]</ref> calling them 'lucky' to have each other, claiming that they were contemplating a 'three way relationship'<ref name=mixed /> and even inviting them to England for a '[[polyamorous marriage|polyamourous]] orgy' (''sic'') with her,<ref name=mixed /> all despite not being genuinely interested in sex.<ref name=reversal>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5741203 Details on Hirschberg's plans, 19 December 2019]</ref>
 
In early [[November 2019]], Hirschberg temporarily forsook her fundraising campaigns and other plans for Chris, citing [[Kiwi Farms]]' backlash against her.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5549135 Hirschberg quits, 5 November 2019]</ref> Some weeks later she returned, buying merchandise from [[Cwcvilleshopping.com|Chris's latest venture]] and claiming the more modest goal of helping ease the [[Financhu Crisis]] through a third fundraiser.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5629958 Hirschberg returns, 24 November 2019]</ref> She was among those whom Jacob Sockness deemed potential rivals for Chris's attention [[Jacob Sockness#Friendzoning and second estrangement|worthy of verbal abuse]]; she denounced him some days after Chris had, in late [[December 2019]].<ref name=harn>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5757082 Sockness denunciation, 22 December 2019]</ref> Seeking to remain on Chris's good side, she shifted her attention to [[MKRNightVee]], who for her own part remained as detached from her as from his nonsense, as their relations to Sockness soured.<ref name=reversal /> Like other [[List of Chris's financial enablers|financial enablers]], her Twitter account is ordinarily protected to avoid external monitoring, making it hard to tell what, if anything, she has done since. Only time can tell whether she will regain Chris's attention at any time in future, or like many other enablers before her fade into obscurity.
 
==See also==
*[[List of Chris's financial enablers]]
 
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