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white knight: "Ahem." [Camera zooms in to reveal the white knight, with a sweethearts corpse over one shoulder.] white knight: "Gentlemen." [the white knight walks over to a table covered in clutter with the deceased sweetheart] white knight: "I see the PS3 is safe." chris: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm." troll: "Yeah, it is!" white knight: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a troll on the way here?" [ the troll and chris shake their heads and shrug] white knight: No? Then we still have a problem. [He deposits the sweethearts body on the table, revealing a bloody knife in her back.] troll: "...and a knife." [chris approaches and removes the knife.] chirs: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of trolls; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing homos - like you!" [chris attempts to manipulate the knife like a skilled troll, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it.] chris: "Ow! No offense." white knight: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. [The white knight deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it to the troll in disguise.] And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building." Chris: "What're you? President of his fan-club?" troll: (chuckling) [the white knight turns to face chris.] white knight: "No... that would be your mother!" [the whight knight reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of snorlax and a dang dirty troll .] chris: [Stammers in shock and disbelief] white knight: Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today." | |||
[the troll examine the photographs.] troll: Oh! [Chris frantically retrieves the photos as the white knight lights and smokes a cigar in the foreground.] chris: "Gimme dat!" white knight: "this troll has already breached our defenses.You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!And worst of all, he could be any one of us.He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-" [The white knight is cut off as his head explodes violently. The camera switches to chris,megatron pistol in hand with a panicked troll.] troll: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" chris: "What? It was obvious! [chris cocks back his pistol, discarding the spent shell.] He was clyde cash! Watch, he'll turn orange any second now..." [the troll approaches the dead white knight, with chris prodding the white knights foot with his pistol barrel.] chris: "Any second now... See? orange! Oh, wait...that's blood." [The troll still disguised as a gal pal lingers behind, his expression sinister. He approaches chris, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the notorious clyde cash] troll in falsetto voice: "So, we still have a problem..." chris: "Big problem... alright, who's ready to go find this troll?" clyde: "Right behind you." | |||
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Latest revision as of 21:18, 1 February 2011
white knight: "Ahem." [Camera zooms in to reveal the white knight, with a sweethearts corpse over one shoulder.] white knight: "Gentlemen." [the white knight walks over to a table covered in clutter with the deceased sweetheart] white knight: "I see the PS3 is safe." chris: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm." troll: "Yeah, it is!" white knight: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a troll on the way here?" [ the troll and chris shake their heads and shrug] white knight: No? Then we still have a problem. [He deposits the sweethearts body on the table, revealing a bloody knife in her back.] troll: "...and a knife." [chris approaches and removes the knife.] chirs: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of trolls; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing homos - like you!" [chris attempts to manipulate the knife like a skilled troll, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it.] chris: "Ow! No offense." white knight: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. [The white knight deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it to the troll in disguise.] And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building." Chris: "What're you? President of his fan-club?" troll: (chuckling) [the white knight turns to face chris.] white knight: "No... that would be your mother!" [the whight knight reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of snorlax and a dang dirty troll .] chris: [Stammers in shock and disbelief] white knight: Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today." [the troll examine the photographs.] troll: Oh! [Chris frantically retrieves the photos as the white knight lights and smokes a cigar in the foreground.] chris: "Gimme dat!" white knight: "this troll has already breached our defenses.You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!And worst of all, he could be any one of us.He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-" [The white knight is cut off as his head explodes violently. The camera switches to chris,megatron pistol in hand with a panicked troll.] troll: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" chris: "What? It was obvious! [chris cocks back his pistol, discarding the spent shell.] He was clyde cash! Watch, he'll turn orange any second now..." [the troll approaches the dead white knight, with chris prodding the white knights foot with his pistol barrel.] chris: "Any second now... See? orange! Oh, wait...that's blood." [The troll still disguised as a gal pal lingers behind, his expression sinister. He approaches chris, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the notorious clyde cash] troll in falsetto voice: "So, we still have a problem..." chris: "Big problem... alright, who's ready to go find this troll?" clyde: "Right behind you." DUN DUN DUUUUUUN