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Chris: How about that?
Kacey: Oh, that would be awesome! Please, please do.
Chris: And I'll- And I will double-space it for you. [pause] And I'll p-
Kacey: Okay, that's neat.
Chris: [studdering] I'll- I'll- I'll- I'll handwrite it first and then I'll type it up in Microsoft Word.
Kacey: Okay, well I mean a hundred words isn't that much. I mean, make it as long as you want. Do as much as you can.
Chris: Yeah, okay. Maybe I'll update- Maybe I'll up the minimum to 500 words then.
Kacey: Okay cool.
Chris: Aight. Yeah, you know I did have to write such essays many times before. So yeah. I've gotten good grades on my essays.
Kacey: That's good.
Chris: [Trying to continue] Yeah, it's like and I-
Kacey: [interrupts] So um, speaking of those essays, did you ever upload those to the CWCipedia like you said you were going to for me?
Chris: Hmmmm. I haven't been able to uh, get around to finding the essays yet. But I'm looking for them.
Kacey: Oh awesome, cause I really really really want to see those. I am very interested.
Chris: Yeah, one thing I can start off with for the wik- for the CWCipedia though is uh, you know I had on the original Sonichu si- which I still have those ht- well those html files though. And uh, also the uh, short short-lived Sonichu's News- Sonichu News Dash newsletter I actually in real life distributed it a little bit- distributed it in Piedmont Virginia Community College. I mean that was like a lame- that was like kind of a near-lame attempt for me- for me to try and find uh- try- just another attempt at my sweetheart search cause I constantly had this uh- cause I always had to add me in like you know, "Oh yeah, I'm searching for uh- I'm searching- Oh yeah, Christian Weston Chandler, still searching for an 18-current age year old girl..." yadda yadda yadda
Kacey: Well, maybe that's why they didn't want it. Cause I mean, I- Nintendo Power's supposed to be about [stuff?] but remember. No I mean like essays, uhm... you know, like from high school and stuff. Like you know that- you know to see another side of you beyond the Sonichu. You know, let me get to know the REAL Christian Weston Chandler.
Chris: Yeah, yeah. Okay. I uhh... yeah I'm definitely looking for those and I will... if I have- if I don't have it on paper, then I'll type em up on Microsoft- I'll type them up and uhh... get those uh- get those up there as soon as possible.
Kacey: Okay awesome! I'm excited, yayy! I feel like we're getting back on a good, you know, path.
Chris: Okay, that's good. Uh, You mean a good path in our friendship?
Kacey: Yes, yes in our friendship.
Chris: Okay, that's good. That's very good. Oh actually, y'know just to let you know though, I heard in Church, oh shoot let's see- today's Monday isn't it?
Kacey: Yes, today is Monday.
Chris: Yeah, so yeah, that was yesterday. Yesterday in Church, I heard about uh- from the current president of UVA's student services, something like that, uh- over uh- speaking of the Wesley Memorial yesterday uh- at the Church, and then uh- at the nearby Wesley Memorial foundation building where they like to do student activities, you know, for UVA student events and then whatever adults and whatever. Uh, There's gonna be a yoga session this Wednesday, and I'm go- and I'm planning on going to it, you know, to make- to meet some new people and hopefully make some new friends.
Kacey: [awestruck] That sounds awesome. I hope you do.
Chris: Yeah.
Kacey: That- That's good for you.
Chris: Yeah, plus it's uh, yoga. So, I've only heard of yoga on television, so...
Kacey: Well, yoga takes a lot of flexibility and balance. So, you know, just don't overdo it.
Chris: Yeah, okay. I mean, I m- I mean, I know they talk about yoga a lot in WiiFit [chuckles]
Kacey: Yeah, well. It's a lot different from WiiFit. I mean, do you think you have pretty good flexibility and balance?
Chris: Eh, yeah. I think I- I think I'd do- I think I'd do well. I can stand on-
Kacey: Are you really good at the WiiFit? Do you play WiiFit a lot?
Chris: No I- I do not currently own WiiFit. But-
Kacey: Oh okay.
Chris: [continuing] I was just saying. I was talking about like, you know, on the balance. I think I have a fairly good balance. Sometimes I even go about as long as half- about uh- about a whole song track on Guitar Hero standing on one leg.
Kacey: Oh... yeah. That sounds uh... that sounds interesting.
Chris: I mean, have you ever tried tha?. Playing- playing- playing guitar hero. On the guitar. Standing on one leg.
Kacey: [chuckles] S- Sounds kinda- funny to me. I mean, but you know, standing on one leg isn't that hard.
Chris: Yeah, but st- I mean, you gotta make like a flamingo. And bend the other leg upward. And like-
Kacey: [disinterested] yeah.
Chris: Y- you definitely gotta have balance doing that.
Kacey: I suppose so. I mean, especially if the guitar's heavy. I haven't played Guitar Hero, I've only played Rock Band. But I guess they're the same ones, right.
Chris: Yeah, they're guitars. Even though there's like, you know, Rock Band has Defender Strobecaster? in the new upcoming Beatle Rec- Beatle Recreations. And the guitar is mostly uh Gibson.
Kacey: [Bored] Oh, okay.
Chris: Yeah, although- although I will let you know about this though. Between Guitar Hero and uh, uh Rock Band guitars, I definitely like the Guitar Hero guitars because they click. And the rock band guitars, they're just so fl- they're just flimsy.
Kacey: Well, I like REAL guitars better. I think they're sexy.
Chris: Yeah, well.
Kacey: Especially when guys can write music and songs. Like, I would love it if a guy wrote a song for me.
Chris: Hm. Maybe I could write a song. Cause you know [stutters] between Guitar Hero: [somethingcore] Metallica and Guitar Hero 5, they have song creation. You just [unintelligible]
Kacey: Yeah, I know. But like, I mean, like, on a real guitar. I mean, it's like, you know, my Chris did that for me. It was, [swoons] ahhh. I love... yeah. He didn't write a song for me, but he did play guitar, and it was... it was just nice. But I would love, you know, like, a real... song written for me.
Chris: Yeah, well. I don't play real guitar. But think about this. You know, on Guitar Hero: Mix, on GH Mix, you have to actually coordinate the music between all the inst- between all the- instruments. I mean, you can do more than just guitar mix stuff. You can definitely blend in the bass, the uh, rhythm and the drums, and actually sing.
Kacey: [not impressed] Oh cool, uhmm. Well, I mean. It's still not real guitar, but I mean. I guess if you're compensating for something? But I mean, if you wanna do that for me, I'd appreciate it.
Chris: I would be happy to do that for you.
Kacey: Oh, okay.
Chris: And then I'll- And maybe I'll show you I can be just as good at Guitar Hero as a real guitar.
Kacey: I don't know if that's possible, but I- I'll give it a chance! What else is on your mind?
Chris: Ok. Lemme see, what else is on my mind? [grunts while thinking] Well, talking about fu- my walking- y'know in addition to the lap around the neighborhood, my family took their weekly trip to IHOP and dropped me off at the mall. I walked about-
Kacey: uh-huh
Chris: [continues] five laps- I walked about five laps around the mall.
Kacey: Okay.
Chris: And I also uh, walked into like, Sears, the female half of the- our [something?] is divided into two halves. One guy half, one female half. And the guy half is m- it's all the uh knick-knacks and all that female ha- oh yeah that's right. You've been there-
Kacey: [pauses] ...yeah.
Chris: You've been there. [laughs heartily]
Kacey: [laughs awkwardly]
Chris: And then- and- yeah. And JC Penny. Yeah, anyway, I walked into there uh- into those places. Well, you know, shopping to see if they had any uh- see what they had in sports bras. And, you know, they don't have much. And they always sell em as uh, individual bras.
Kacey: [gasps]
Chris: And they're- pretty dang pricey! And uh-
Kacey: Yeah, they usually are.
Chris: Yeah, Belk just doens't have any sports bras at all.
Kacey: Oh... really?
Chris: Yeah what- what's all over the bra creation over in that side- inside Belk. No sports bras to be found.
Kacey: Oh, well. I don't know. I don't usually go there to get my... bras. I go there you kn- I go to like, Victoria's Secret, and like Fredericks and stuff.
Chris: Hm... okay yeah, you just like to wear fancy bras.
Kacey: Well, that and they're comfortable and supportive. And they're nice quality.
Chris: Yeah. Well that's your opinion and I respect that. But you know- just to let you know though, the sports- the sports bra I'm wearing that just c- which came in the three-pack, Fruit-of-the-room bland, uh... some cotton with uh... I forget what the band's made of. Uh, but anyway. They feel- these- anyway- these sports bras just feel really- just feel really comfortable to me. Like, you know. If you wanna try it, that's good. I can encourage that.
Kacey: [disinterested again] Okay cool
Chris: [Continuing obliviously] Of course, you know, you definitely get the multi-pack. You know, three-pack for like, ten dollars. At least the one- at least the Wal-Mart here sells them for that price. Three for ten.
Kacey: Well, I mean, wash them.
Chris: I'm sorry, what?
Kacey: You don't have to buy tons of them, you can just wash them. Like, I mean, unless you're doing it for style, there's no reason to have a lot of them.
Chris: Yeah, I currently- I currently have six. But I understand from my mom that I can wear a bra three- I can wear a bra for three days, and then uh, switch over to a new one.
Kacey: Well, uh. Also with those things. I know you've never [pause] used them before. But you need to, you know, let them air out every night. And uhm. You know, I at least rinse mine with a little bit of spray clenser. You know, maybe some Febreze? Maybe anything? But I mean, I also wear perfume and stuff, so...
Chris: Okay, so wait a minute. Spray what with Febreze?
Kacey: Yeah, you- some Febreze! That would work.
Chris: Yeah, so wait a minute. You're talking about spraying the bra with Febreze?
Kacey: Of course. You don't put that on your skin.
Chris: Okay! [laughs nervously] okay. I just wanted to make sure I understood. [softly, like he's writing] okay... Febreze. [loudly again] Yeah, okay. Well, I'm not sure if we have any Febreze in the bathroom, but you know, next chance I get, I will definitely get some Febreze.
Kacey: Okay, cool. Awesome! Like, they have different scents now that smell really good.
Chris: Hm. Okay, what do you recommend?
Kacey: [as soon as he finished] I like the lavender one. I love that one the most.
Chris: [trying to speak] Oh I love th-
Kacey: It's one of the purple ones. There's a spring one, and then there's a lavender one.
Chris: Oh, I like lavender scent.
Kacey: Oh cool.
Chris: I have- I have smelled Lavender before. It does smell good.
Kacey: Yeah.
Chris: Okay. That's good. Very good. We found common ground there, we both like lavender.
Kacey: It's not my favorite, but it's one of them.
Chris: Okay, one of them. Okay, what is your top favorite scent.
Kacey: Uhm... probably either like a sandalwood amber thing, or vanilla.
Chris: Vanilla's aw- Vanilla is good. What was the other one? Sandal with amber?
Kacey: Sandalwood with amber.
Chris: Oh... an.. an... I'm sorry. Andal wood?
Kacey: Sandalwood. You know like, sandals you wear on your feet? Yeah.
Chris: Ohhh, sandalwood. Yeah, okay, sandalwood with amber. Okay.
Kacey: Well, I actually uhm. I have lots of different perfumes and I mix them, and I layer them, but I make sure their scents all correspond.
Chris: Wow, you- you mix your own perfumes...
Kacey: Yeah
Chris: That's inte- that's very good. I mean the-
Kacey: And that way, when one wears off, I've got another thing. It's- it's really nice. But you know, men don't wear perfume. They wear cologne and body spray and stuff.
Chris: Yeah... y'know speaking of mixing things- mixing things up. I often like to uh, mix things up. Like, you know, if I'm at like Country Cooking or Golden Corral, I li- I sometimes like to mix things and, you know, mix foods togeth- mix different foods you know, like a different combination of vegetables. Y- you know aside from a salad, but I mean like, you know, maybe green beans and corn and... cook- cooked carrots. Whatever, whatever they have there. Or, you know, here's a fun- here's a fun thing you can try: mixing in the cooked vegetables in mashed potatos.
Kacey: Uh I don't really like to mix my food. I'm just like that. I don't like cooked carrots either, I think they're gross. I mean- but I mean, it's not the same as mixing [spices fo?]- but I see what you're getting from. Like, uhm I- I know people who do that all the time, but I like to eat my stuff individually. Unless it does go together.
Chris: [dejected] Yeah... I hear ya. That's good. Okay... Okay, well, you know, just to let you know, I was just reading this article about Seth MacFarlane in this month's Playboy, you know, just talking about uh- just talking about Family Guy, you know. You know this [interview?] was about- about ten years ago since it first aired just after Super Bowl XXXIII. And Seth MacFarlane just calls that game- just call- just called that game boring.
Kacey: [disinterested] Oh, really. [clicking in background]
Chris: Yeah... he just called the game boring. But, you know. And then it just... [starts mumbling] oh shoot... what did it say about... Family Guy uhm... Yeah I haven't seen... well maybe uhm... [speaks loudly again] Yeah, he was [pressed?] that the show was gonna be huge. And then- and... and then apparently it had gotten huge numbers r- right after that. Yeah, and you know, and of course, y- he quotes, he blames FOX a little bit for its dow- for uh, it's pop- for its viewer downfall when they moved it from Sunday to Thursday night. I'm inclined to agree with him on that. Especially since, you know, he- he does quote saying Family Guy was against Friends, Survivor, Who Wants to be a Millionaire? at the height of its popularity. And among other things, like the Moon Landings, the Olympics, and the Kennedy Assassination, 9/11.
Kacey: Uh huh
Chris: Yeah, anyway, I was just starting to read the uh, articles between Playboy's questions and MacFarlane's answers. And there's a fun like uh- there's a fun like, rendition that Macfarlane did of, everybody but Brian, and I think a recreation- and I think a recreation of Q in Playboy outfits. So yea- It's like you know, Meg, Peter, Stewie, Lois, and Chris. And [starts giggling] they're all standing in Playboy bikinis and, and uh... pantyhose, and Brian's just looking at them all and then there's this guy who looks like Hugh Hefner, except he has black hair. And Meg is stuffing her bra...
Kacey: Oh...
Chris: With tissue [prolonged awkward pause]
Kacey: Well I mean, uhm... I really don't know a lot about Family Guy, cause I stopped watching, cause I had work and school. But didn't they confirm that Stewie's gay, like not too long ago?
Chris: Well, yeah. Uh... [I'll?] uhh.... Probably a little bit. Hang on a second, I have to go... swee- I have to- I have to juggle a little bit here. Uhm. Yeah, in this article here in Playboy, MacFarlane is quoted as saying "Ultimately Stewie will either be gay, or be a very unhappy repressed heterosexual".
Kacey: I guess that means he's gay.
Chris: Eh, there. I guess there you are then.
Kacey: Cause you know repressed.
Chris: Yeah, of course this also explains why he's so hell-bent on killing Lois. He has a lot of aggression which comes from uncertainty about his orientation, quoting Seth MacFarlane in the article here.
Kacey: Oooooh.
Chris: Yeah. If you wanna read- if you want to read the article for yourself, it's the uh, September 09 issue of Playboy, featuring miss uh- featuring th- with this- a picture of a- I think it- I think this girl is Heidi Montage, this uh- hot bleach blonde, but she's all- but she's like covered with dirt and grime with the Playboy symbol uh, cleaned out on her... belly. The- They're uh- they're uh, advertising heavily on the uh- Inglorius Bastards movie from Quentin Tarantino.
Kacey: Right. Well, you know, wouldn't it be wrong if you told me to go buy a Playboy. Cause, I mean, I thought you didn't... I don't know, you know? It's just a joke. Cause you don't like gay people, and a girl buying a playboy...
Chris: Yeah, I know. You'd rather go buy a Playgirl, right? [laughs]
Kacey: [laughs really awkwardly with Chris] Uhh, I don't know. I don't really go into those magazines, you know? It's kinda against my religion.
Chris: Yeah, okay. But... you know? I guess you can google the article and see if you can find somebody uploaded the uh, quotes and all- the quotes and all that. But uhhm... [was there anything else?]... uhm... let me thing about that a moment uh... I mean, I guess that's okay, cause, you know, they have the- they have- they also have like, these funny little comics in there where they take- where they mock- or they mock about, you know, the guys obsession over the women, so you can like, see a little bit of the... dude's thing. [chuckles] In there.
Kacey: Are you looking?
Chris: No, I'm not looking?
Kacey: Well, how did you know.
Chris: Eh, I don't know. I just- I- No, you know, I'm just remembering-
Kacey: It's okay to be curious. It doesn't mean you're gay or anything if you just wanna look. You know, compare or anything.
Chris: No, no, no, I'm not. No, I'm- I'm not looking. I'm- I'm not comparing or anything. I'm remembering this one guy, oh yeah, here he is. You can google this guy. It's uh, it's called Needy Ned. And uh, it- it constantly has this uh- elder guy who's hitting on- he's trying to hit on the ladies