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| title = Aly Hirschberg
| image = [[Image:Alan.JPG]]
|header1  = Information
|label1  = Name
|data1    = Aly Hirschberg
|label2  = Also known as
|data2  = Alan Christopher Ganly<br>Alan Christopher<br>Hulkerine<br>Azrael<br>vRS Davison<ref name=interview>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5482182 Interview with Hirschberg, 19 October 2019]</ref><br>Tailschu
|label3  = Date of Birth
|data3    = 27 July 1987 (age {{age|1987|7|27}})
|label4  = Gender
|data4    = Female
|label5  = Nationality
|data5    = [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Scottish]]<ref>[[:File:AlanBio.jpg]]</ref>
|label6  = Ethnicity
|data6    = [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Jewish]]<ref name=interview />
|label7  = Religion
|data7    = Mormon (former)<ref name=mixed>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5510526 Interview with Hirschberg, 25 October 2019]</ref><br>[[Chris and religion#Doctrines of CWCianity|Chris worship]]
}}
 
'''Aly Michelle Hirschberg'''<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5423984 Alan's real name and gender confirmed, 5 October 2019]</ref> (mostly known by her [[tomgirl|transgender]] byname '''Alan Christopher''') is a mentally disturbed<ref name=interview /><ref name=mixed /> Scottish Jew living in England who emerged in mid-[[2019]] and has made it her life's mission as a [[white knight]] and professed believer in the [[Dimensional Merge]] to spread Chris's [[autism|wonder]] throughout the known world. Going above and beyond normal [[ween]]ery, Aly wants to make Chris's life an international affair, in every sense of the word. She has encouraged both Chris and [[Sockness]] to visit her home country to have a '[[polyamorous marriage|polyamourous]] orgy' (''sic'') with her,<ref name=mixed /> and has set up [[Chris and money|fundraisers]] in vain for this purpose since first making his acquaintance,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/ Meet the Creep Behind Chris Chan's Fundraisers, 16 September 2019]</ref> regardless of the fact that Chris has never left the [[United States]] and has virtually no [[PandaHalo|authentic]] [[Julie|experience]] with foreigners, and presumably has not got the passport he would need to make such a trip at any rate.
 
== Personality and beliefs ==
Hirschberg is an uncanny, grotesque mirror of Chris's various faults through the years. Both are in [[Chris and health|ill health]] and [[obesity|overweight]], with greasy, unkept [[hair]], subsisting mostly on [[McDonalds|fast food]].<ref name=lucy /> She is described by those who know her from real life as [[Chris and His Ego|egotist]], [[Death threats|violent]] and cruel. She is [[Love Quest|obsessed with finding a romantic partner]], to the point that she had joined the Mormons for no other purpose than to get a boyfriend until she was [[Grace Baptist Church|kicked out]] of their church. Before this, she was expelled from her childhood synagogue for proclaiming herself a [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|god and prophet]].<ref name=mixed /> She believes herself to have [[Chris and religion#Mysticism and sorcery|magic powers]]. She has no sense of [[Chris and money|financial responsibility]], refusing to [[Chris and work|work]] out of laziness but instead receiving a [[monthly tugboat]] and spending all of her money on [[My Little Pony|childhood]] [[Lego|toys]]. She has been persuaded for money to [[Chris humps his PS3|have sex with a computer for all to see]].<ref name=lucy >[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5515407 Acquaintance of Hirschberg describes her in detail, 26 October 2019]</ref> Both have experienced the wrath of [[jerkops|guards]] trying to control their public outbursts and have been [[Chris and the law|arrested]] in incidents [[26 December 2014|involving poor conduct at video game shops]]. Like Chris, she lives in a [[Tour of Chris's House|home filled with rubbish]] enough to mount a serious [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire hazard]] with a [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] of questionable character who [[Chris and fashion|clothes her from second-hand shops]] and is interested in her child primarily for the revenue she 'generates'. They are both [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|smelly]].
 
Like Chris and [[Jacob Sockness#Motivations|possibly]] Sockness, Hirschberg is convinced in earnest that the [[Dimensional Merge]] and [[CWCville]] are [[Chris and reality|real]], and that Sockness's sorcery is really effective. Such detachment from reality long antedated any involvement with, or even exposure to, Chris, as noted above. Aly has several [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!|original characters]], named Kobayashi, Zeke and Katy,<ref name =mixed /> whom she thinks in truth live in Chris's fantasyland.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5488225 Hirschberg spergs out on Sockness, 20 October 2019]</ref> Beside her apparently genuine belief in the Merge, Hirschberg is also infatuated with Sockness even more than Chris himself is; they have apparently met and befriended each other, and she claims that they are contemplating a 'three way relationship'.<ref name=mixed /> On several occasions,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5482236 Hirschberg states she is Sockness's 'secret admirer' in public, 19 October 2019]</ref> she has publicly described her [[Sex|attraction]] to Sockness and called Chris 'lucky' to have somebody as obsessive as 'the most beautiful man [she has] ever seen'. Moreover, Hirschberg believes that Sockness has visited her in her dreams.
 
== Involvement with Chris ==
[[File:GoFund.jpg|left|200px|thumb|Hirschberg's fundraiser for Chris: the former thinks the money will bring him to London and [[Miyamoto Saga|Tokyo]], while the latter has [[My Little Pony|other designs]] for it.]]
Aly first appeared to Christorians in late [[August 2019]], when she created a £5,000 fundraiser with the stated purpose of taking Chris on a world tour for his [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase]]. This programme was unofficial, however, and Chris had not advertised it or even seemed aware of its or her existence. Like other [[slow-in-the-minds|exceptional individuals]] interested in Chris, she would [[List of Chris's financial enablers|purchase]] many of his wares offered on [[Etsy]] and [[eBay]] before these [[Chris and business|commercial affairs]] were shut down, yet the two only met sometime August 2019.<ref name=interview /> As would other [[weens]] watching on the sidelines in [[September 2019]], she encouraged [[Jacob Sockness]]'s ill-fated journey to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's home]]. Though Chris has expressed interest in visiting Britain and Japan before,<ref>[[February 2019 social media posts#Chris Fills Out A Survey]]</ref> this stunt would not attract Chris, and it appeared for a long time that Hirschberg was just one of many unremarkable wannabe weens, fated to pass by the wayside.
 
Chris made direct contact with Aly for the first time when he discovered and [[October 2019 social media posts#Fundraiser for BABSCon|re-tweeted]] the campaign on 6 [[October 2019]], claiming the money [[Chris and his Ego|was supposed]] to take care of his expenses for [[April 2020|BABSCon]]. Curiously, Hischberg had created a separate fundraiser of £4,000 specifically for BABSCon, while the £5,000 campaign Chris provided on Twitter was the pre-existing one for this proposed world tour. Whether this was [[honor roll|oversight]] or a deliberate grab for [[Chris and money|a thousand quid]] cannot be determined. Humorously enough, on 14 October, Chris tried again to share the link for the BABSCon fundraiser on Twitter, but botched it, only posting a partial, broken link.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1183899832781594624</ref> Aly has continued through October to jockey for Chris's attention since, offering to buy even more of his merchandise and pay the lion's share of his trip to BABSCon, and apparently courting Sockness with some success.<ref name=mixed /> Little direct correspondence between her and Chris has yet been released; her attention is rather directed to defending herself against critics on [[Kiwi Farms]] via interviews that accomplish nothing but provide source material for [[CWCki|archivists]], while he has been focused instead on his [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|trading cards]], [[Ben Saint|other trolls]] and their mutual idol.
 
==See also==
*[[List of Chris's financial enablers]]
 
== References ==
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