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'''Greetings to Kaceys folks''' is a video uploaded on 31 [[October 2009]] where, being an [[Niggos|old-fashioned]] kinda guy, impostor [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] introduces himself to [[Kacey]]'s parents. In order to present himself as a [[List of Chris's Lies|decent human being]], he makes many false statements about himself, and shows that he's blatantly unaware of his own [[fail]]ures, [[Autism|shortcomings]], and [[Chris and anger|serious anger management issues.]] He also appears satisfied with his [[CWC 30 Push Ups|recent video demonstration that he cannot do push-ups.]]
#REDIRECT [[Greetings to Kaceys Folks]]
 
"A Whole New World" from Disney's ''Aladdin'' plays throughout, leftover from [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|his previous video]] which was directed to Kacey.
 
==Video==
{{quote|Hello, Mr. and Mrs. D, I am Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA; birthname: Christopher; alias: Ricardo.|Ian's description text for the video}}
 
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===Transcript===
[''"A Whole New World" is heard in background'']
 
Good day, Mr and Mrs ''D'', [[Kacey]]'s parents. How are you today? I'm good. I'm okay. Hm. But anyway, I am making this video directed to... yeah, directed to you both. You know. I am definitely better than the uh, [[real Chris|previous Chris]] that uhh, [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|ya'll got to know]]. Who recently went a little cra- he recently went ''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|crazy]]''... and all that but but this is not about tha- this is not about him, this is about me. I am 27 years old, I stand a good 5'10". I am [[Power|very strong]], a matter of fact [[CWC 30 Push Ups|I just did thirty push-ups]] which you can see in a recent [[YouTube]] video on this same YouTube account.
 
I feel like I am [[honest]], [[List of Chris's lies|loyal]] and [[Monthly tugboat|reliable]]. I like to- I prefer to keep a [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|soft]] [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|spoken]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|tone]] [[Sign Destruction Video|of]] [[Chris Loses It|voice]]. Bu- but when I have to, I can be [[Chris and anger|argumentative and such]]. I like pu- I like to keep things in long thoughts, you know. It takes sometimes takes me a while to think about things, but yeah like you know if it doesn't take much thought or if I can come up with a decision my way and [''click''] quick as- quick as- quick like that... I mean like, uhh, yeah, like you know... you know, it definitely took a while, you know, to get to know Kacey to realize that I that I loved her- that I care about her very much and I [[love]] her.
 
But anyway. I feel like I am of [[April 16 Fetish Vids|good boyfriend material]]. Like I said because of my honest my honesty and reliability and b- and my loyalty. So, uh, so hopefully with your consent, uhh... ya'll will allow me to, uh, get me [[Fuck quest|closer with your daughter]] in communication and in... you know, [[china|location]]. She and I have already met in person, s-she can tell you herself about her first impressions o-of me and as well as seconds impressions because we met a second time as well. Hmm. But anyway, there was a but anyway, I-anyway when the time comes I look forward to meeting you both. So.. I bid y'all a safe and pleasant day. Thank you.
 
==See also==
*[[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]
 
{{Sweetheart Videos}}
 
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

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