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“	Cthulhu si a pretty cool elder god. eh devours us all in the end of times and doesn't afraid of anything	”
Champthom

R'keh fk'btn pstjabol Cthulhu! Shitty Bel-air INCOMING:

Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'm gonna tell ya how I became the prince of Ry'leh In interstellar space born and raised, destroying civilization is how I spent most of my days Chilaxin' relaxin' maxin' all cool slaughtering some heathens outside the Sh'uool when yog-sothoth got near he said, "You're gonna build a palace on that planet there." I unfolded my wings, if anything this opportunity was rare but I thought nah forget it yo servants to that planet there. I landed on the planet about 7 or 8 I yelled to Yog-Sothoth yo homes smell ya later. I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of ry'leh

Name's cthulhu, you got a problem with that, i'll have sex with your sister, i've been trollin' all these nigga mortals since the dawn of humanity. You like tentacle rape porn? You're welcome.

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+{{quote|Cthulhu si a pretty cool elder god. eh devours us all in the end of times and doesn't afraid of anything|[[User:Champthom|Champthom]]}}
 R'keh fk'btn pstjabol Cthulhu!
+Shitty Bel-air INCOMING:
-Christian Weston Chandler...
+Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down,
-Who is he? A madman? A fucking 4year-old? A Closet-faggot?
+I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'm gonna tell ya how I became the prince of Ry'leh
+In interstellar space born and raised, destroying civilization is how I spent most of my days Chilaxin' relaxin'
-He is all of these things. As such his vibrations of pure lulzcow have slithered their way into the bowls of the dead city; Ry'leh where dead great Cthulhu waits dreaming. As such, he has a duty; as badass meme alien thingy to destroy all <s>Elder gods</s> <s>Shoggoths</s> <s>mortals</s>(Not yet, bwnahahahaha)... em, The ammount of pure fucking fail immanating from chris? yeah, that was it. Anyway, Blah, Blah, Blah, tl;dr if chris EVAR feels <s>pussy</s> china, great Cthulhu will have lost a bet to old-daddy yogg(ers) and will awake in a rage before the stars come into place; and royaly rape our assholes.
+maxin' all cool slaughtering some heathens outside the Sh'uool when yog-sothoth got near he said, "You're gonna
+build a palace on that planet there." I unfolded my wings, if anything this opportunity was rare but I thought nah forget it
+yo servants to that planet there. I landed on the planet about 7 or 8 I yelled to Yog-Sothoth yo homes smell ya later.
+I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of ry'leh
-[[File:C:\Users\Public\cthulhu2.gif]]
+Name's cthulhu, you got a problem with that, i'll have sex with your sister, i've been trollin' all these nigga mortals since the dawn of humanity. You like tentacle rape porn? You're welcome.

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