Talk:15 January 2010

3 Days

This is the 3rd day he's had that same shirt on. I think this is a new record, if I'm not mistaken!

• This deserves mention somewhere. Probably under the shower section of Chris and Health. -Ezra Mason 23:18, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

Also, why does he always want his enemies to come to his house? I mean, I think Alba & crew have jobs to tend to, and can't just tell their bosses that they have to take a few days off to beat up some HFA manchild. -Scarf 20:50, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

• I think wanting them to come to Ruckersville is mostly to show people (especially his parents) "SEE, THE TROLLS DO EXIST, THEY MOCK ME, SEE, THEY'RE RIGHT HERE, I'M NOT CRAZY, I TOLD YOU!" and then he'll cry for Bob and Barb to fight for him. --Champthom 22:06, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Or it could be that Chris, being so completely deluded, and having never actually experienced a physical fight, genuinely thinks he could win a 4-1 fight. I mean, come on. It's so easy in the comic. How tough could it be in real life? -Ezra Mason 23:17, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

Chris is like a kid developmentally. Remember when you were younger and watching your favourite kungfu movies? The bad guys are so slow and only fight one-on-one. You start to think you could beat-up 4 guys at once and then you try to test your experiment . . .Nimnoms 23:44, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

I get the feeling that Chris has them confused with Liquid. Bear with me on this, I'm going to rant for a while.

We all know that Chris derives his knowledge of the world from fiction. We also know that he's obsessed with Sonic. When Liquid surfaced, he saw that he had a copycat much in the same way Shadow was just a recolor of Sonic. But what happened in SA2?

Everyone confused Shadow with Sonic. Even his genius best friend wasn't sure and his biggest fangirl couldn't tell them apart at a distance.

Chris thinks that everyone is a colorblind moron just like in SA2. However, he also knows that people quit confusing Sonic with Shadow after they were in the same place at the same time(Shadow being dead for a while helped too). This is why he was obsessed with meeting Liquid in person--he was convinced that since this worked for Sonic, it would work for him.

Now for part two.

He seems to think that the Asperpedians are copying him. This is the exact same reaction Liquid obtained.

Since Chris sees a world of absolutes, he thinks that the appropriate solution to "SOMEONE IS COPYING ME AND RUINING MY GOOD NAME" is to meet them in person. This isn't working because they aren't pretending to be the true and honest creators of Sonichu, just the true and honest creators of three awesome parodies.--MoarLurk 20:32, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Holy shit

He has dropped his dox yet again. Has he not yet realized that dropping his dox in the internets is beyond stupid? --BreadGod 17:18, 16 January 2010 (UTC)