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== Tobacky Hate ==
== A&E E-MAILS ==
His hate of tobacco may be caused by growing up in the Cigarette belt.
Another, far more likely hypothesis is homophobia. Chris hates cigarettes because they are called "fags" in the uk. Because of his intense homophobia, he refuse to even mention something remotely homo.
==PVCC==
I propose going to PVCC and stapling up pictures of the [[Mary Lee Walsh|MLW]] pages (not the porn) and start LARPing as Chris (W/ Attraction sign) and remind Mary that Chris and us have not forgotten about her. 


==[[Son-Chu]] ==
We've already attempted a home visit. His parents shut the door on us. It is out of our hands unless they agree to get help.  
Besides buying Porn, video games and sex toys, I do not know why he skimped out on purchasing a car. I mean, Has he ever heard of the word 'Pussywagon'? A nice car would certainly increase his chances of getting pussy over his shitty 94 Escort. And, From his Facebook, he poses alongside Bob's BMW Z3, Thus proving that he has some taste in automobiles.


Sorry, Daniel.


== Snorlax ==
Thank you for your concern and submission.


if we plan on trolling Snørlax, how do we do it? how do we troll someone who don't use the internet? Phone's trolled so much that they let it goto voicemail. We would have to go to Ground Zero to troll her (because her weight has left her incapable of mobility) , and it would be absolutely insane to show up at [[14 Branchland Court]] without a respirator and/or an assault rifle. But then I think I found a way....   
Allison


== Cole Smithey ==
 
That's right, the only worthwhile Chandler (besides Lumberjack). We are going to use him to troll Snore. We will send Snorlax a fake invitation to a film premiere, promising free chicken, but we won't have tickets for Chris, leaving him at home and vulnerable to trolls, then what happens next is up to us.
On Wed, Mar 16, 2011 at 7:08 PM, <tgard49@aim.com> wrote:
I am, but he's rather hard to get a hold of unless you have a Charlottesville area phone number. I recommend snail mail or a home visit, as he has simply shut himself off from the world. I'm sure you've dealt with these situations before, right?
 
                                          Cheers, Daniel Ruari Dash
 
 
-----Original Message-----
From: Allison <allison.hoarders@gmail.com>
To: tgard49 <tgard49@AIM.com>
Sent: Fri, Mar 11, 2011 9:26 am
Subject: A&E Hoarders
 
Daniel,
Are you actually friends with Christian? We have made a number of attempts at getting a hold of him and/or his parents to try and help, with no success.
Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Allison

Latest revision as of 15:02, 17 March 2011

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This user forges lulz and spreads drama throughout his/her homeland.
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A&E E-MAILS

We've already attempted a home visit. His parents shut the door on us. It is out of our hands unless they agree to get help.

Sorry, Daniel.

Thank you for your concern and submission.

Allison


On Wed, Mar 16, 2011 at 7:08 PM, <tgard49@aim.com> wrote: I am, but he's rather hard to get a hold of unless you have a Charlottesville area phone number. I recommend snail mail or a home visit, as he has simply shut himself off from the world. I'm sure you've dealt with these situations before, right? 

                                          Cheers, Daniel Ruari Dash


Original Message-----

From: Allison <allison.hoarders@gmail.com> To: tgard49 <tgard49@AIM.com> Sent: Fri, Mar 11, 2011 9:26 am Subject: A&E Hoarders

Daniel,

Are you actually friends with Christian? We have made a number of attempts at getting a hold of him and/or his parents to try and help, with no success.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Allison

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