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== Call I: Holy shit, Bob is alive! ==


==== Players: ====
<font color="#008000">'''Simon Sasayaki'''</font>
<font color="#8B4513">'''Robert Chandler'''</font>
<font color="#FF00FF">'''Snorlax'''</font>
<font color="#0033FF">'''Christian Weston Chandler'''</font>
==== Contact method: ====
Chris' landline.
==== Summary: ====
Simon Sasayaki, one of the biggest Australian Sonichu fans ever, decides to call Chris on a wild impulse in the morning. His sister, Sandy Sasayaki, is also there; but she's too shy to speak up.
Simon called Chris on a wild impulse, so forgot to record it. Sometimes his memory fails him due to his [[Aspergers]].
==== Audiofile: ====
NONE. Typical Ausfailian.
==== Transcription: ====
<font color="#8B4513">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?
<font color="#008000">'''Simon:'''</font> Hi, my name is Simon Sasayaki, I'm calling from Australia mate. Is this Christian Weston Chandler?
<font color="#8B4513">'''Bob:'''</font> No, this is Robert Chandler. [Bob sounds very happy and a little curious; he emits a chuckle] So you're calling from Australia, huh? Must be about daybreak there or something?
<font color="#008000">'''Simon:'''</font> It's about 9:00 am here mate.
<font color="#8B4513">'''Bob:'''</font> [Bob laughs again] Well, isn't that something. 9:00. Anyway, Chris is my son, we don't just talk to anyone over the phone these days, is there something I can help you with? What's the purpose of your call?
<font color="#008000">'''Simon:'''</font> Ahh, well, [Simon gets flustered here] My sister... My little sister is Sandy Sasayaki, she's a huge fan of Chris' comic. She wants to get in touch with him but she- she sent him a message on Facebook but he hasn't replied yet.
<font color="#8B4513">'''Bob:'''</font> Well, let me see if I can get Chris' mother on the phone first okay?
<font color="#008000">'''Simon:'''</font> Sure!
[muttering and talking in the background]
<font color="#FF00FF">'''Snorlax:'''</font> Hi!
<font color="#008000">'''Simon:'''</font> Hi, this is Simon Sasayaki! How are you?
<font color="#FF00FF">'''Snorlax:'''</font> I'm good, I'm good.
<font color="#008000">'''Simon:'''</font> Hehe, that's great! I'm calling because my sister, Sandy Sasayaki, is a fan of Chris' comic and wants to get in contact with him, but she's too shy to talk over the phone.
<font color="#FF00FF">'''Snorlax:'''</font> [Barb sounds suspicious] Okay, *how old* is your sister?
<font color="#008000">'''Simon:'''</font> [[Pedofork|She's twelve.]]
<font color="#FF00FF">'''Snorlax:'''</font> [suddenly perky and happy again] Aww, that's cute. Okay, did you wanna talk to Chris now?
<font color="#008000">'''Simon:'''</font> That'd be great!
[there is a prolongued delay here of about two minutes, presumably while Barb pries Chris away from his PS3 without the lure of legal china]
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [sounding annoyed] Hello?
<font color="#008000">'''Simon:'''</font> Hey Chris, this is Simon Sasayaki calling from Australia. I'm calling because my sister, Sandy Sasayaki, tried to get in contact with you over Facebook but you haven't replied yet.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [stress sigh, even more annoyed] Look, I do not have, I do not have a facebook page at this- at this time. The only page I have is at the Cwcipedia- just Google it, okay?
<font color="#008000">'''Simon:'''</font> Oh, okay. Um. [I know that only Chris can write anything on the CWCipedia, but Simon doesn't know that] Okay, okay. Yeah- she's nodding, she knows what the CWCipedia is. Uhh, so, how do we- how do we... Use it? To talk to you?
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [another stress sigh; Chris just does not seem interested in chatting, unlike both his parents who both seemed positively delightful] Okay, well, just Google for the CWCipedia because that's the only way to get in contact- the only page I have at this time.
<font color="#008000">'''Simon:'''</font> Okay mate, we'll do that.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay. Have a good day, goodbye. [Chris immediately hangs up]

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