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[[File:Cwcps3.jpg|thumb|One lucky console]]
The '''MovingFoward videos''' are a compilation of three leaked videos ('''MovingFoward''', '''MovingFurtherFoward''', '''100_2209.MOV''') where [[Chris]] physically destroys his [[PS3]]. Having first followed [[Stardate, August 27, 2010|good hard drive disposal practice]], Chris says a few choice words before destroying the console with a brick, [[Son-Chu|his car]], and some scissors. Some photographs of the console in various states of destruction were also leaked.
Chris says that after smashing his console and driving over it with his car, he plugged it in again, apparently to prove that it would no longer function. He seems to have been unaware of the [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|danger of fire]] or [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|electric]] shock involved (or perhaps, in his despondent state, he simply didn't care).
Many [[trolls]] had come up with theories as to why Chris smashed his beloved Life Upgrade. Eventually, it was revealed in a [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|communication between Chris and some high-profile trolls]] that Chris wanted to claim a very large monetary reward for its destruction. To no one's surprise, not only was there supposedly a reward waiting for such an act like this, but it has been completely in vain on Chris's part.
Interesting to note here is that, like the snake he tried to run over, the cardboard box and the [[clown doll]], it takes Chris three tries AND [[ItIsFinished.MOV|a coup de grace the next day]] just to [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|BREAK DEAD]] his PS3.
== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name          = MovingFoward, MovingFurtherFoward & 100_2209.MOV
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|2rVhTdCIJc8}}
| stardate      = 29 August 2010
| subject        = {{Video games|text}}
| style          = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga          =
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}
| shirt          = {{HighSchoolShirt|text}}, Sleeveless Pokéshirt
| previous      = [[Stardate, August 27, 2010]]
| next          = [[ItIsFinished.MOV]]
}}
== Transcript ==
===Part one (MovingForward)===
[''An opening title card appears, which reads "MovingForward." We cut to Chris, who is standing around outside and shakily filming himself with a handheld camera.'']
Saturday, August 28, 2010.
[''Chris removes his [[glasses]].'']
I make this video as a tribute to [[Gal-pal|what I have lost]]. But also from which I have lost, I have [[Hair|lost something that was of important value]], but I am able to let go. It is the [[Song of Christian|spirit of myself, of which was very lonely]]. But now move on, to a [[Video games|much brighter future]]. And now for the feature presentation on this video. What you are about to see is [[April 16 Fetish Vids|uncensored and unedited]].
[''He moves the camera to show his PS3, which has a case cover plastered in artwork of himself and [[Sonichu]].'']
My PlayStation 3, here in the back yard.
[''He opens the access port to show the hard drive.'']
The hard drive still in there. Formatted as it was. And for a memento, I'm keeping the cover.
[''He removes the case cover, complete with the original [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]] illo, and puts it to one side. Then he focuses the camera on himself again.'']
Again, this [[CWCFlyingElephants|very graphic]], so if you are weak in the stomach, especially as a gamer, look away, and I mean no [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|disrespect to Sony Computer Entertainment America]]. Maker of the fine product.
[''Chris mumbles something unintelligible amid the noise of moving the camera. He then sets the camera down so it is focused on his PS3.'']
Vessel of my loneliness for the past three years of anguish. [[Chris and English|I bid you fond...faredieu.]] Adieu. Fond farewell...
[''Chris puts on a pair of work gloves and picks up a piece of landscaping brick while an airplane flies overhead. He then uses the brick to lightly tap his PS3 for the better part of a minute, never raising the brick over his head and only cracking the outer case, [[Chris and health|stopping a few times to rest]].'']
[[Chris and reality|Crushed... Unplayable...]] The deed is done.
===Part two (MovingFurtherForward)===
[''Cut to a second title card, "MovingFurtherForward." It is nighttime. The camera is looking at Chris's driveway, in front of his running car. The headlights allow us to see Chris place the PS3 in front of the left front wheel of Son-Chu. He gets in the car, backs up, and pulls forward, running over the PS3. Then he backs up over it and pulls forward over it again.]
Well, you get the idea anyway. It's useless. Broken.
===Part three (REALLYMovingForward)===
[''Cut to a third title card, "'100_2209.MOV' (A.K.A. 'REALLYMovingForward')." We are in Chris's bedroom. The camera shows us the wreckage of his PS3, very much the worse for wear. In addition to beating the hell out of it, he appears to have cracked the case and broken it down to its component parts, which he shows us by panning the camera around.'']
Ah. Well, I [[6 June 2010|run it over with a car]] and smashed it with a brick. Ugh. I thought I hit it on the metal part and the heavy plastic, but still, when I look at, still, when I plugged it in, it did not turn on. Actually, it went into standby mode, but that's all, as far as it went. That's all it went. So right now I'm gonna finish the job. Finish the job.
[''Chris sets down the camera to show himself and the PS3 parts. He then picks up a pair of scissors, which he uses to stab repeatedly at bits of his former console. Partway through the stab-fest, he unfolds scissors and goes at it two-fisted. Tiring after about 45 seconds, he folds up his scissors and sifts through the debris.'']
[[Duck|Look at that bend.]] [[Chris and anger|Broke a whole buncha stuff.]] Now you tell me it's still good! It ain't now!
[''Chris stands up and the video cuts off.'']
== Destruction gallery ==
In addition to the poor quality video footage of the PS3's destruction, numerous photographs of the before and after have been leaked:
<center><gallery>
File:PreCar1.JPG|Pre-Car
File:PreCar2.JPG|Car
File:PostCar.JPG|Post-Car
</gallery></center>
<center><gallery>
File:100 2208.JPG
File:100 2210.JPG
File:100 2211.JPG
File:100 2212.JPG
File:100 2213.JPG
File:100 2214.JPG
File:100 2215.JPG
File:Cameragroup002.jpg
File:Cameragroup003.jpg
File:Cameragroup004.jpg
</gallery></center>
== Fan videos ==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = R.I.P. CWC's PS3
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|iPKvmCzuDC0}}
| Stardate      = 29 August 2010
| Maker          = tehcosmicexplorer08
| Video Type    = Tribute
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Tribute To Chris-Chan's PS3
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|lFIVUtNszoE}}
| Stardate      = 1 September 2010
| Maker          = MountieFromHell
| Video Type    = Music video
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Chris-chan - This video will **** you.
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|qUl8tjN7q3s}}
| Stardate      = 2 September 2010
| Maker          = AnimuAnimalia
| Video Type    = ???
}}
== See also ==
*[[PS3]]
*[[ItIsFinished.MOV]]
*[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]]
*[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Stardate, August 27, 2010]]|nextlink=[[ItIsFinished.MOV]]}}
{{LeakedVideos}}
{{Game Videos}}

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