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[[Image:RainbowChrisBeforeAfter.jpg|right|thumb|300px|[[Love Quest|It]] looks just as [[Homos|gay]] as it did before, except more [[Autism|retarded]]. Chris suddenly becomes [[obesity|skinnier]], gets [[anime]]-style eyes, and develops an obvious [[duck|crotch bulge]].]]
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[[Chris]], thinking himself to be clever and believing he can change things without other people noticing, has '''[[Wikipedia:Retroactive continuity|retconned]]''' much of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu canon]].
 
==Background==
In the case of names, Chris changed them on the advice of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Jay Z]] who told Chris that they can't make a game with the names of real people. Despite finding out that they were [[trolls]], Chris has kept the name changes "just in case" Nintendo or Sega decides to pick up the game.
 
Some changes are a result of troll attacks, others comes from Chris's [[homos|homophobia]] and attempts to make himself appear as a [[Racism|tolerant]] and [[Pedofork|law abiding]] person. Black Sonichu became [[Blake]] after Chris was accused of being a racist. More notably, the iconic [[Sonichu Balls]] which play a major role in the latter comics have become Sonichu ''Crystals'' after [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay fans]] and trolls pointed out that it's pretty gay for him to want to get as many BALLS as he can to FREE him. Likewise, the infamous "Rainbow Chris" image from [[Sonichu_1#Sub-Episode_2:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22The_Rise_.26_Fall_of_My_Heart.22|Sub-Episode 2]] was changed to a background of the gates of Heaven when pointed out that [[rainbow]]s are the international symbol of gay pride.
 
Another, far more minor, retcon that Chris has done, is the updating of the [[Rosechu]]s' [[Rule 34|"feminine physique"]]. In several places, most notably in [[Sonichu 8]], many of the female characters have had their boobies and [[china]] more prominently outlined. This is probably a desperate attempt made by Chris to STAY STRAIGHT in the face of all those [[Gay4Sonichu|homosexual college professors]] using his [[Sonichu]] to support gay pride.
 
Chris has also altered the storyline in several places, such as the birth of Sonichu (explaining that they have aged in real time in the comics, due to criticisms that 16 year old [[Sonichu]] was having sex with a 15 year old Rosechu) and later adding that Sonichu and Rosechu got married, which would have justified their sex in Sonichu 8 (though Chris still fails to account that Rosechu would have been 17 when the two would have been married, which would still be statutory rape under [[wikipedia:Ages of_consent in North_America#Virginia|Virginia law]]). Pressed to make peace with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], Chris on [[CWCipedia]] wrote a new story about how Slaweel and Mary Lee Walsh are two separate people which defeats the purpose of needing a separate name for a separate Mary Lee Walsh. However, in the [[Videobooks]], Chris accidentally used the name "Mary Lee Walsh" on several occasions before quickly correcting himself with "Slaweel Ryam".
 
Chris has also changed [[Sonichu 5#Alternate versions|the ending to Sonichu 5, episode 13]], where the original shows him and [[Megan]] hugging on page 50 followed by a disclaimer at the bottom of page 51 where Rosechu "sets the record straight" by making it clear that the hug "didn't happen for real". Likely due to Megan telling Chris to back off, page 50 was replaced with a closeup of [[Sailor Megtune]]'s face where she whines about how bad she feels for Chris and Rosechu's speech was changed to simply a white box with the words "to be continued...". Interestingly, the version of the comics Chris has posted to [[CWCipedia]] reflects the original, [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_5/Page_51 with both the hug and Rosechu's disclaimer intact], whereas the [[Sonichu 5 Official Videobook#Episode 13|videobook version of episode 13]] is the alternate one, with the grotesque closeup of Sailor Megtune's face and the edited page 51. In [[Quizzes#Sonichu Quiz 2|MyBuzz quizzes]], Chris flat out points out that there is a difference between the "director's cut" and the other version.
 
Aside from retconning his own work, Chris also frequently attempts to "improve" the work of others. This mostly manifests itself in renaming of characters: [[Megan]]'s character [[Megagi]] was originally called [[semen|"Spunky]] Skunk", [[Ivy]]'s [[Layla Flaaffy]] was originally called "Luckett", etc. In the [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]] Chris takes things in another direction by trying to "fix" a [[troll|fan's]] vastly superior artwork by redrawing it and making extremely minor changes. The most blatant moment, however, is in [[Sonichu 10]], where Chris tries to rewrite the world of [[Asperchu]] to be substantially more one-dimensional and boring. This stems from his [[autistic|retarded]] belief that cartoon characters are real (as in, [[Chris and Reality|they literally exist on another plane of existence and the events in the comics have actual consequences]]) and he believes that he needs to "fix" his characters, lest the comics drawn by others somehow change them.
 
Chris has also attempted to retcon the actual events of his life, whenever convenient. While it's likely that many of the stories Chris tells of himself are fabrications or exaggerations, there is little evidence to support either theory. What can be proven, though, is Chris's alterations to his [[CWCipedia]] article for [[Simonla]], which originally stated (correctly) that the character was a derivative of [[Evan]]'s character, Simonchu. After Evan started to take legal action against Chris for his [[Chris and Copyright|misappropriation of the character]], Chris simply edited the page to claim otherwise. He claimed that, in fact, Simonla was ''not'' based on Simonchu, and their myriad of similarities was entirely coincidental. He had simply credited Evan for the character because he was [[autistic|confused]].
 
In order to not appear as a [[Pedofork]] for drawing Rule 34 involving the [[Chaotic Combo]] and [[Silvana]], Chris retconned the birthdates by stating that the eggs traveled in time to 1989.<ref>The [[CWCipedia]]</ref>
[[File:ChrisChanDamageControl.jpg|thumb|right| "I'm not a pedofork you dorks!"]]
 
Chris has also attempted to retcon the name origin of Sonichu as seen in [[The Sonichu Chronicles]], where he states that Sonichu's name is NOT a portmanteau of Sonic and Pikachu like it has been "rumored", but rather a play on Sonic's "Japanese" name "Soniku"''[sic]''.
 
==Name changes==
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The follow is a comprehensive list of name changes:
 
<center>
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Before
!align="left"|After
|-
|[[Bagget]]
|Dagget
|-
|Black Sonichu/Blachu
|[[Blake]]
|-
|[[CADD Chef]]
|Keneru-Meneth -CADD Chef-
|-
|[[Hanna]]
|Fandanna
|-
|[[Cole Smithey|Joseph Cole Smithey]]
|"Joe Cool" Smithey
|-
|[[Joseph Herring]]
|Joe Herr
|-
|[[Megan]]
|Meg-chan
|-
|[[Mary Lee Walsh]]
|Slaweel Ryam, Slaweel the Witch
|-
|[[Merried Seinor Comic]]/Kirby
|Merried Seinor Comic
|-
|[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]]
|[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCCitizens]]
|-
|[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
|<s>Prowldent Virginia Community College</s> Percham Virginia Community College
|-
|[[Sarah Hammer]]
|Nicole Rammer
|-
|[[Sonichu Balls]]
|<s>Sonichu Crystals</s>, <s>Sonichu Ball Crystals</s>, Chaotic Crystals
|-
|[[wikipedia:Trojan Condoms|Trojan]]
|Jimmy
|-
|[[Wes Iseli]]
|Walter Grisby
|}
</center>
 
==Gallery of Retcons==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|Apparently, the evil [[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation|Mary Lee Walsh]] was Slaweel all along!
Image:Schu1SubEp2 FandannaRetcon.JPG|Not only does Chris's edit have the name stretch into the black section of the monitor, but he's also forgotten to change [[Hanna]]'s name in another paragraph.
Image:Schu6p50a.jpg|The infamous "Sailor Asscheeks"; [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]], page 50
Image:Sonichu05-P50.jpg|Revised page 50.
Image:Sonichu-6_notsow.jpg|''Sonichu'' #5, page 30: NOTSOW
Image:SchuComic7Page30.jpg|NOTSEW
Image:Schu7_Pg1_MeganEdit.JPG|Chris changes [[Megan]] to Meg-chan, [[Chris and English#Spelling|but doesn't take the opportunity to correct "Dood" to "Good".]]
Image:Schu7 Pg3 MeganMLWEdit.JPG|Does he really think that 'Slaweel Ryam' and 'Meg-chan' are going to fool anyone?
Image:Chris-Straw-Retcon.JPG|The infamous [[Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]] as later appeared on the [[CWCipedia]]. It looks just as stupid, only slightly smaller. Somehow it looks even more like he's sucking a dick than before.
Image:Schu7P23-JosephRetcon.JPG|[[Joseph Herring|Friends]] and [[Cole Smithey|family]] also get their names changed.
Image:ZEMTITS.jpg|HE LOVES BOOBIES TOO
Image:Schu8P5-A CameraRetcon.JPG|Rosechu, [[fail]]ing to look even remotely sexy with that [[Autism|retarded]] expression, gets edited out of a camera picture.
Image:Schu7Page37 NameEdits.JPG|See if you can spot the differences.
</gallery>
</center>
 
==References==
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== Links ==
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville/ An archive with the non-retconned Sonichu comics (Scroll to the bottom)]
 
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