User talk:The Iconoclast

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Messages should go on the talk page, bro. I've already moved your post over there. Freecell 23:14, 6 January 2011 (PST)

We're a lot alike, you and me...

In what way are you not like Chris? Because you seem at least as pathetic as him. I guess plagiarists need to stick together, eh? Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle

Lets see: Widespread plagiarism artistic borrowing, a lack of artistic unity, a lack of professional quality in works that are presented as such (hello vanity publishing/sonichu copyright), self promotion in unrelated places, and a superpowered SI surrounded by boyfriend free girls women to make up for an underwhelming real life... Yeah, it's like I'm reading Sonichu© light. We've even got the same regurgitation of tv lines. - Kei 12:14, 8 January 2011 (PST)

You're just another faggot who says "I'm better than Chris" to justify their existence while at the same time doing the same stupid bullshit (making comics NO ONE READS) at the same time. Go away. -- Clyde 11:56, 15 January 2011 (PST)

i don't like you

You're just another faggot who says "I'm better than the people who troll Chris who ARE EVIL PEOPLE so therefore I'm fucking awesome" to justify their existence while at the same time doing stupid bullshit (making comics almost 5 people read) at the same time. Go away. -- Clyde 01:50, 16 January 2011 (PST)

Why do you hate America's children?

Do you not want kids to eat food that actually has some sort of nutritional value? Are you IN FAVOR OF CHILDHOOD OBESITY? Massive Dynamic 14:38, 16 January 2011 (PST)

I don't want Michelle Obama telling me what snacks I may consume

The bill only applies to public schools, which are federally funded. It's the federal government passing a law that affects a federal institution. Should they not be able to control something in their own organization? It won't affect what snacks get stuck in the beard you meticulously crafted using the Spray tool in MSPaint.

And children's programming was always stupid and full of fluff. Why are you watching kiddie shows at your age, anyway? Massive Dynamic 11:24, 17 January 2011 (PST)

You still didn't answer my question about why you watch so many kids shows in the first place. The 80s stuff, I guess I can understand. It makes you nostalgic for the time when we didn't have ratings and when Z. Cavariccis were popular or whatever. But why, in your late 20s did you just suddenly get into Pokemon and Histeria? Or Kim Possible for that matter.

If you had to take care of your kids or nephew or younger siblings and that's what they watched, I could see you getting a little kick out of it. Or if you were a pothead, that's a valid excuse. Potheads eat and watch all kinds of things when they're bored and high. But you're a straitlaced arch-conservative mystery "writer" who doesn't have any kids and judging by your general demeanor and your Chris-Chanian dream of returning to college solely for the cable and the coochie, you won't have any. Massive Dynamic 10:23, 18 January 2011 (PST)

P.S. Your shitty comic's self-insert protagonist looks like Arthur. Stop watching PBS, son.

Get out of bed!

[walks into Icon's bedroom, making furnace noises through snuffle] f-f-f-f-f [in a normal voice] Get out of bed! Snuffle-uffle-snuffle-uffle-snuffle-uffle-snuffle-uffle... --Snuffleupagus 06:41, 17 January 2011 (PST)

Virginal Plagiarist

He also steals ideas, and ain't never got no sex. He did meet a girl once, and she was creeped out by him. He's still stalking her. Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle 10:05, 17 January 2011 (PST)

Nice Site-- NOT

McAfee found a virus the moment I opened your site in a new tab. Now I'm never reading your shit.--trombonista 16:20, 17 January 2011 (PST)

College Relationships

What's wrong with sluts? Just because you couldn't fuck a slut? What's you plan? "Hey guys! There's this slut running around, and she totally wants dick, and she's rela easy as long as you aren't a total creep! She'll fuck you and suck the male essence from your cock! WATCH OUT FOR THAT ONE"

I'd be keeping an eye out for her too.

Because I like easy sex. Why do you hate fun? Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle 10:36, 18 January 2011 (PST)

Re: "Fuzzy Door empire", Books for college, the “ObamaCable Box”& dorm-brothels

There’s a huge difference: they get their work published and they get paid for it. Getting money for writing and vanity publishing with the hope that it will net you money isn't the same thing and I don’t think I’ve ever heard of someone making a consequential amount through the second way. Seriously, you’d be better off if you just took a govt grant and loans(I know they happen to be your own Green County and all but...) for the sake of finishing school: the networking you’d get from dealing with the staff would in itself help you at publishing more than anything you’re currently doing. And what, I really hope you don’t think college is supposed to be like that.-Kei 20:32, 18 January 2011 (PST)

Hey

Hey you, you know, I've been keeping an eye on you. You and me should be friends, you know? We could go places you see. I'm at this forum, PVCC, we need moderators. I say it might be something for you, no? Contact me, or we could maybe talk on Skype. Delicioso, comprendre? RachmaninovDESU 16:07, 18 January 2011 (PST)