User talk:The Iconoclast

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Messages should go on the talk page, bro. I've already moved your post over there. Freecell 23:14, 6 January 2011 (PST)

We're a lot alike, you and me...

In what way are you not like Chris? Because you seem at least as pathetic as him. I guess plagiarists need to stick together, eh? Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle

Lets see: Widespread plagiarism artistic borrowing, a lack of artistic unity, a lack of professional quality in works that are presented as such (hello vanity publishing/sonichu copyright), self promotion in unrelated places, and a superpowered SI surrounded by boyfriend free girls women to make up for an underwhelming real life... Yeah, it's like I'm reading Sonichu© light. We've even got the same regurgitation of tv lines. - Kei 12:14, 8 January 2011 (PST)

You're just another faggot who says "I'm better than Chris" to justify their existence while at the same time doing the same stupid bullshit (making comics NO ONE READS) at the same time. Go away. -- Clyde 11:56, 15 January 2011 (PST)

i don't like you

You're just another faggot who says "I'm better than the people who troll Chris who ARE EVIL PEOPLE so therefore I'm fucking awesome" to justify their existence while at the same time doing stupid bullshit (making comics almost 5 people read) at the same time. Go away. -- Clyde 01:50, 16 January 2011 (PST)

sup son

Your one of my least favourite members on this board. Your litteraly homosexual, your a furry, your a juggalo, you like fat women, you wanted to fuck your mother, you mother fucker, you like to take it up the ass and suck dick and u brag about it, and u think you are way funnier than you really are. Sully 11:03, 16 January 2011 (PST)

Why do you hate America's children?

Do you not want kids to eat food that actually has some sort of nutritional value? Are you IN FAVOR OF CHILDHOOD OBESITY? Massive Dynamic 14:38, 16 January 2011 (PST)

I don't want Michelle Obama telling me what snacks I may consume

The bill only applies to public schools, which are federally funded. It's the federal government passing a law that affects a federal institution. Should they not be able to control something in their own organization? It won't affect what snacks get stuck in the beard you meticulously crafted using the Spray tool in MSPaint.

And children's programming was always stupid and full of fluff. Why are you watching kiddie shows at your age, anyway? Massive Dynamic 11:24, 17 January 2011 (PST)

You still didn't answer my question about why you watch so many kids shows in the first place. The 80s stuff, I guess I can understand. It makes you nostalgic for the time when we didn't have ratings and when Z. Cavariccis were popular or whatever. But why, in your late 20s did you just suddenly get into Pokemon and Histeria? Or Kim Possible for that matter.

If you had to take care of your kids or nephew or younger siblings and that's what they watched, I could see you getting a little kick out of it. Or if you were a pothead, that's a valid excuse. Potheads eat and watch all kinds of things when they're bored and high. But you're a straitlaced arch-conservative mystery "writer" who doesn't have any kids and judging by your general demeanor and your Chris-Chanian dream of returning to college solely for the cable and the coochie, you won't have any. Massive Dynamic 10:23, 18 January 2011 (PST)

P.S. Your shitty comic's self-insert protagonist looks like Arthur. Stop watching PBS, son.

Get out of bed!

[walks into Icon's bedroom, making furnace noises through snuffle] f-f-f-f-f [in a normal voice] Get out of bed! Snuffle-uffle-snuffle-uffle-snuffle-uffle-snuffle-uffle... --Snuffleupagus 06:41, 17 January 2011 (PST)

Virginal Plagiarist

He also steals ideas, and ain't never got no sex. He did meet a girl once, and she was creeped out by him. He's still stalking her. Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle 10:05, 17 January 2011 (PST)

Nice Site-- NOT

McAfee found a virus the moment I opened your site in a new tab. Now I'm never reading your shit.--trombonista 16:20, 17 January 2011 (PST)

College Relationships

What's wrong with sluts? Just because you couldn't fuck a slut? What's you plan? "Hey guys! There's this slut running around, and she totally wants dick, and she's rela easy as long as you aren't a total creep! She'll fuck you and suck the male essence from your cock! WATCH OUT FOR THAT ONE"

I'd be keeping an eye out for her too.

Because I like easy sex. Why do you hate fun? Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle 10:36, 18 January 2011 (PST)

Re: "Fuzzy Door empire", Books for college, the “ObamaCable Box”& dorm-brothels

There’s a huge difference: they get their work published and they get paid for it. Getting money for writing and vanity publishing with the hope that it will net you money isn't the same thing and I don’t think I’ve ever heard of someone making a consequential amount through the second way. Seriously, you’d be better off if you just took a govt grant and loans(I know they happen to be your own Green County and all but...) for the sake of finishing school: the networking you’d get from dealing with the staff would in itself help you at publishing more than anything you’re currently doing. And what, I really hope you don’t think college is supposed to be like that.-Kei 20:32, 18 January 2011 (PST)

Hey

Hey you, you know, I've been keeping an eye on you. You and me should be friends, you know? We could go places you see. I'm at this forum, PVCC, we need moderators. I say it might be something for you, no? Contact me, or we could maybe talk on Skype. Delicioso, comprendre? RachmaninovDESU 16:07, 18 January 2011 (PST)

• Yeah, something like that, I also like how you're standing up against FreeCell's bullshit. We need some freedom in here. Hasta la victoria siempre, mi compadre. RachmaninovDESU 05:36, 19 January 2011 (PST)

Ok let me explain this to you

I'm literally inches away from banning you. Removing talk page messages is vandalism, even if it's on your own page, unless you have permission from the author. For 3 days I've reverted this same edit. Do it again and you're gone. Freecell 00:10, 19 January 2011 (PST)

Here's the Deal

People are telling me that I'm correct in thinking that removing messages from your own talk page counts as something I can ban. I'm going to wait until Champthom is online so I can get his opinion, because he knows the rules better than probably anyone else. You might be unbanned or you might be permabanned, depending on what I hear from Champ. Freecell 01:17, 19 January 2011 (PST)

Hey hey hey

Just thought you might want to know you're getting pretty famous out there. Looks like you're one step closer to geting the exposure you wanted.-Kei 18:08, 23 February 2011 (PST)

• It'd be funny if their research wasn't so criminally sloppy and the whole article completely biased. What even qualifies me as a liberal? I hate change and work daily to defund and dial it back. Also, the Kim Possible jokes are getting old fast. For the record, it's the government's fault I can only watch children's shows on the weekend, with all the boneheaded E/I regulation. When I was a kid, I was a huge fan of womens' wrestling.

G.L.O.W.: Col. Ninotchka vs. Little Feather and Ebony

What, not educational enough? Tell them that a half-naked Russian woman beating up a half-naked native American woman teaches multiculturalism, feminist studies, and history. The left is dumb enough to buy that, right? The Iconoclast

Uh, if you're having problems with lackluster socialist television, you can always look into cable and satellite providers. You know, revel in the benefits of the free market. A lot of companies even include an introductory premium package for the first three months or so at no extra charge. You can get all the softcore porn you want on Cinemax. --Xanabit 16:10, 25 February 2011 (PST)

I'm saving up for a new dish. I found I can watch some shows online, but I've missed a whole season of The Simpsons and Family Guy in the meantime. Also, I can't find last Monday's ep of Two and a Half Men, or full eps of Shit My Dad Says, at Hulu. TV has changed a lot since I was a kid, I'm just saying. You can't even find classic Warner Bros. and MGM cartoons on cable anymore--you have to go to YouTube, or spring for DVDs. Is a copy of "The Great Piggy Bank Robbery" worth that much bread just for an extras menu featuring unused storyboards and John K's 20-min sermon on the history of forties-era rubberhose? The Iconoclast 18:36, 25 February 2011 (PST)

Is this really relevant to... anything? --Ronichu 23:19, 25 February 2011 (PST)

JSM

I was comparing your initials to those of CWC and I noticed they spell out JSM. Is this conspiracy or coincidence? Baxter 14:23, 1 March 2011 (PST)

>> It's JMS. And your point being? The Iconoclast 15:52, 4 March 2011 (PST)

POST-SCRIPT:

"Research for my next book. I'm currently reading Vivian's treatment of Chris in "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", and I think autism is the way to go with my story's main character, compounded by an overprotective mother figure and a cruel prank by schoolyard trolls." --The Iconoclast 11:10, 15 January 2011 (PST)

Are you still planning on 'writing' this story? Holla back yo. Baxter 14:32, 1 March 2011 (PST)

Do you have a manuscript, and may I see your synopsis? --Ronichu 14:40, 1 March 2011 (PST)

>>Originally the novel was a sort of Silas Marner homage about a hermit with a clubfoot who befriends a 10-year-old boy. An agent I showed the ms. to didn't like it; she didn't think a dentist (another character in the book) was a very interesting protagonist. I lost the ms., about 60,000 words, in a computer crash. I tried to make a go of recreating it, but saw it split into two stories--one about the boy, who was now a spunky female journalist, and the other about a deformed, insane loner living alone, unseen, in the basement of his old house, now occupied by renters. There's also a subplot about a guy-and-gal team of international spies who travel the globe fighting crime, with their pet oscelot. The Iconoclast 15:52, 4 March 2011 (PST)

I'm pretty sure this is it here LOLOLOLOLOLOL:

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler Get it? It's a plagiarism joke. Baxter 15:41, 1 March 2011 (PST)

>>Not funny. Just stupid. The Iconoclast 15:52, 4 March 2011 (PST)