User:Silvana'sBottomBitch

Greetings, Slow-in-the-minds!

Somehow I was able to remain completely ignorant of Chris's retarded antics until November 2011 when the organised trolling had been in progress for the best part of three years. After a few hours browsing the CWCki I was shocked at just how much information has been collected on Chris. I mean is there anything this guy won't share?! At one point I found myself wondering if this site may have crossed the line. But then I realised that like most retards, Chris is without empathy and is very deserving of all the stress he's put through.

Looks like Chris has managed to dodge jail. I guess we'll have to wait 'til the next time he fucks up.

I can't belive a dog kennel allowed an obese pensioner and an autistic manchild to adopt two puppies. Animal adoption laws in the state of Virgina must be pretty lax.

I fear 2012 may be the last year in which Chris does anything lulzy. The only thing of any real intrest within the last year is his court case. And that was due to something that happened in 2011. And I think we all know what Christmas 2012 holds for Chris; he'll spend several hundred dollars on the kind of stuff some people spend all year saving for, only to tard-rage in January that he's broke. Same as every year. I'll check in at the CWCki periodicaly but I don't expect much from Chris in 2013, given he's stopped drawing Sonichu for a while now.

Prove me wrong, Chris.