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| [[Image:0406-ChristianIs17-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in the nineties.]] | |
| [[Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and [[Mrs. Sanford]].]]
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| [[Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg|thumb|right|WTF [[niggo]].]]
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| The '''1990s''' saw the beginning of [[Chris]]'s obsession with [[Sonic]] and [[Pokémon]], which would one day lead to the abomination we know as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. He also started [[mass debating]] and using the [[Internet]] this decade.
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| ==1990==
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| '''1990''' would be our problematic [[autistic]]'s last year at [[Greene County Primary School]]. It is unknown why he left, and whether he was expelled. Also, Chris met his [[gal-pal]] [[Tiffany Robinson]].
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| [[Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris meets [[Sonic]].]]
| | Skeet is the god of eternity at the McSpanky's fast food restaurant. Skeet calls everyone, "dude," and claims to be smart, but others see him as dim-witted. However, McSpanky's came to life and tried to destroy every other food joint and Skeet did not run away. When the restaurant was shot at the sun, the Space Bandits found the place and turned it into a spaceship. Believing that Skeet was the one responsible for this awesome technology, they vowed to find him and exploit his great wisdom, which they never did, for some reason. |
| [[Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1991'''.]]
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| [[Image:0067-Christian%26Barbie.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and Barbie. That little Sonic plushie would be featured again, decades later, in [[Kimmi|Christian's sex vid]].]]
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| [[File:Cwc stamp album2.jpeg|thumb|Chris's stamp album, '''1992'''.]]
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| [[Image:0224-ChristianOnABus.jpg|thumb|right|Chris wants to see the schoolbus.]]
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| [[Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1995'''.]]
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| [[Image:0105-MomRetire13.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1996'''.]]
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| [[Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|thumb|right|Christmas '''1997'''. Spoiled fuck.]]
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| [[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1997'''. He had to water the niggos.]]
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| [[File:0425-CwcvilleBandStand2.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's '''1998''' gift to [[Cole Smithey]].]]
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| ===Events of 1990===
| | Skeet, initially called upon as Skeetui Yoshimato, was raised in an exceedingly poor rice village in southern Koyushu. His grandfather was a war trained assassin who was tasked to eliminate U.S operatives. Although Skeetu's grandfather was Japanese, he was fluent in American English. This is why "Skeet" sounds like a typical American teenage boy. After many years of vigorous katana training on Mt. Fuji, Skeet traveled to the United States of America in hopes of beginniing a new life, honoring his ancestors in the process. Skeetui wanted to experience the American Dream, and thought working in fast food would be a good place to start. So, after moving to Retroville, Skeetui earned a job position as the cashier at McSpanky's. Soon, through hard work and dedication, he became employee of the month. This was an achievement unparalleled by any employee of McSpanky's. When Jimbo and two of his friends walked in and talked about getting a job at the restaurant, Skeetui made a seemingly irrational move by hiring the boys. However, Skeetui was a man who wanted to give these younger children an opportunity to straighten themselves out. Initially, two of his new employees worked well considering their age. However, Jimbo gave Skeetui trouble in a now-notorious incident in which Jimbo claimed to be smarter than the cash register, therefore stating he didn't need to use it. But, the cash register is used for tracking purposes, validating Skeetui's discontent with Jimbo. Later that night, Jimbo would sneak into McSpanky's and would commit vandalism by changing the interior to appear futuristic. As if this weren't the worst case, Jimbo also attached rockets to the restaurant, launching it into the air. As the restaurant was taking off, Skeetui was bravely saving the lives of men, women, and children alike by line backing them off the premise. However, time was very limited, causing the demise of our hero who, soon after, ascended into godhood. |
| * 1990 - [[Bob Chandler]] performs and DJs the [[WTJU Marathon]].
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| * 24 February - Christopher's 8th birthday.
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| * August/September - Chris enters 3rd grade at Greene County Primary School.
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| * 4 September - [[Bob]]'s 63rd birthday
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| * 1 October - [[Barb]]'s 49th birthday.
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| ==1991== | | === Trivia === |
| '''1991''' would be a troublesome year for Christopher. He switched schools to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], but had a conflict with the principal. Certain teachers also supposedly abused Chris, and the school's administration wanted Chris put in intensive special education or an "institution". In this year Chris's friend Tiffany Robinson would end her friendship with Chris.
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| ===Events of 1991===
| | Skeetui was originally more powerful in the manga. However, he was nerfed to dish out less damage per second in the anime, as for Jimbo fans would complain. |
| * 24 February - Christopher's 9th birthday.
| | Some look up to Skeetui as the Profit, and is thought to be the messiah that will return one day. |
| * April - A picture of Chris is taken on some monkey bars.
| | Skeetui roughly translates to "sperm whale", according to fan translations. |
| * 23 June - the first ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' game is released.
| | It can be observed that Skeetui's main catchphrase is "dude". |
| * 1991 - Christopher is first introduced to Sonic the Hedgehog.<ref>[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]</ref>
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| * August/September - Chris enters 4th grade at Nathanael Greene. He soon develops a dislike towards the allegedly [[homos]]exual principal of the school.
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| * September - A picture of Chris is taken at a local playground.
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| * 4 September - [[Bob]]'s 64th birthday.
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| * 1 October - [[Barb]]'s 50th birthday.
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| * 1991 - Chris is supposedly "abused" by the teachers at Nathanael Greene.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
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| * 1991 - Bob takes the "abusive" teachers to court, but fails.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
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| * 1991 - Chris is removed from school and homeschooled.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
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| ==1992==
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| In '''1992''', Chris was removed from Nathanael Greene and, to prevent Chris from being put in an institution or intensive special education, was
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| ===Events of 1992===
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| * 24 February - Christopher's 10th birthday.
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| * August/September - Chris enters 5th grade at home.
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| *1 July - Chris begins his [[:File:Cwc stamp album2.jpeg|stamp collection]]
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| * 4 September - [[Bob]]'s 65th birthday.
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| * 1 October - [[Barb]]'s 51st birthday.
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| * December - An encounter with [[Leonard Bearstein|The Bear]] inspires Christopher to change his name to Christian.
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| ==1993==
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| In '''1993''', Chris moved to Richmond and started attending [[Providence Middle School]]. He became more and more obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog, even entering a Sonic contest.
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| ===Events of 1993===
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| * 1993 - Chris's [[Son-Chu|noble steed]] is manufactured.
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| * 24 February - Christopher's 11th birthday.
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| * September - Chris starts attending Providence, entering the 6th grade.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
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| * September -The Chandler family moves to [[Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments]] in Chesterfield County, Virginia, because they are afraid Chris will be "locked up in an institution." They keep their home in [[Ruckersville]].<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 7. Also based upon statements done by Chris in [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]].</ref>
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| * 4 September - [[Bob]] turns 66.
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| * Autumn - Chris enters the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].<ref>As stated in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] video.</ref>
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| * Autumn - Chris meets [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].
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| * 1 October - [[Barb]] turns 52.
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| * 19 November - Amy Rose and Metal Sonic's first American appearance, in ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|Sonic CD]]''. Little did they know the horror of the future [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and [[Metal Sonichu]].
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| * 20 November - Chris attends the grand opening of Service Merchandise Co. in Midlothian, VA. He gets Spider-Man's autograph and meets Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, Barbie, Santa Claus and a dog.
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| * 29 December - [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|An article]] in the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' discusses Chris, his name change, and the Sonic contest.<ref>[http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/timesdispatch/access/615847621.html?dids=615847621:615847621&FMT=ABS&FMTS=ABS:FT&type=current&date=Dec+29,+1993&author=Barbara+Green&pub=Richmond+Times+-+Dispatch&desc=IT+TOOK+A+TALKING+BEAR+TO+GIVE+THE+NAME+A+YOUNG+BOY+LOVES&pqatl=google It took a talking bear to give a young boy loves], Barbara Green - Richmond Times</ref>
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| ==1994==
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| In '''1994''', Chris pestered his parents into letting him change his name. He also won the Sonic contest.
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| ===Events of 1994===
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| * Winter - Christopher [[Christopher's name change|changes his name]] to Christian.
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| * 24 February - Christian's 12th birthday.
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| * 26 February - Christian wins the Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
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| * 2 March - Butthurt that they lost their original case, the Chandlers file their appeal with the Virginia Court of Appeals. They are represented by James B. Dick.
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| * 9 May - The record of the case of Bob Chandler vs. Greene County School Board is received by the Virginia Court of Appeals.<ref>From [http://208.210.219.132/stars/select.jsp Court of Appeals of Virginia Case Information]</ref>
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| * 28 June - The Virginia Court of Appeals writes a written decision that dismisses the case of of Bob Chandler vs. Greene County School Board.
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| * 9 July - [[Cole]] sends [[Barbara]] a [[:File:ColePostcardA.jpg|postcard]] from San Francisco about his band.
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| * 16 July - [[Cole]] performs at Troubadour with special guest Brian Vouglas.
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| * August/September - Christian enters the seventh grade at Providence Middle School.
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| * 4 September - [[Bob]] turns 67.
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| * 1 October - [[Barb]] turns 53.
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| ==1995==
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| In '''1995''', Chris entered eighth grade at Providence Middle School.
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| ===Events of 1995===
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| * 1995 - Birth of [[Savannah Chandler]].
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| * 24 February - Christian's 13th birthday.
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| * March - first appearance of [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_video_game_characters#Chaotix|Chaotix]] in [[Sonic|''Knuckles' Chaotix'']]. If they had known about the horror of the [[Chaotic Combo]], they wouldn't have bothered.
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| * 26 April - Tedrall, a friend of Cole's, posts on a listserv inquiring about Jack Dale Smithey, as Cole still believes that he, rather than his true and honest biological father Ran Coleman Yeatts, is his biological father.
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| * August/September - Christian enters the eighth grade at Providence Middle School.
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| * Summer - The Chandler family moves out of Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments and into the [[Surrywood Subdivision]].<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
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| * 4 September - [[Bob]] turns 68.
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| * 1 October - [[Barb]] turns 54.
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| * 25 December - Chris receives a two-faced sports fan, a Power Rangers Shogun Megazord and a new bicycle for Christmas.
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| ==1996==
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| '''1996''' was a rather [[stress]]ful year for Chris's parents. The neighbors around their new house in [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]] started spreading rumors about the Chandler family. This was rather hard for Bob and Barbara to bear. Christian himself didn't seem to mind the trouble too much, and started attending [[Manchester High School]].
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| ===Events of 1996===
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| * 23 February - Barb and Bob arrive in Chris's special ed class for a birthday celebration.
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| * 24 February - Christian's 14th birthday. He receives a Spyrius Robo-Guardian Lego set.
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| * 27 February - [[Pokémon|''Pokémon Red'' and ''Green'']] are released in Japan: the first appearance of [[Pikachu]].
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| * Early Spring - Barbara retires from Secretarial Services at [[Virginia (state)|Virginia]] Power.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref> Chris attends her retirement party.
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| * Late Spring - Christian graduates from Providence on honor roll.<ref>Based upon statements by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
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| * June/July - The Chandler family moves out of the [[Surrywood Subdivision]], and starts living in the [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]]. According to Chris, some of the neighbors spread rumors about his family.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
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| * 1 September - Christian begins his freshman year at Manchester High School.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
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| * 4 September - [[Bob]] turns 69.
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| * 11 September - [[Ryan Cash]] is born.
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| * Autumn - Chris becomes a water boy for the varsity [[basketball]] team.
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| * 1 October - [[Barb]] turns 55.
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| * 2 November - Barb is given a ticket for "Curse and Abuse".
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| * 13 November - During basketball practice, Chris thinks up [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].
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| ==1997==
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| In '''1997''', Chris is still studying happily at Manchester High School. He now also manages the school basketball team.
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| ===Events of 1997===
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| * 1997 - Chris is rejected by [[Laura Dorazio]].
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| * 1997 - Cole Smithey begins reviewing films.
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| * 28 January - Barb is given a ticket for going 40 mph in a 25 mph zone.
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| * 14 February - Valentine's Day. At a dating match-up at school, Chris is paired up with cheerleader [[Molly Quarles]].
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| * 24 February - Christian's 15th birthday.
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| * 1 April - First episode of ''[[Pokémon]]'' anime broadcast in Japan; [[Pikachu]] becomes a cultural icon there.
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| * June - Christian allegedly had a prophetic [[dream]] about Sonic the Hedgehog appearing on [[Game Boy]].<ref>Claimed by Chris in his PowerPoint: [http://www.mediafire.com/?xe03yxe1zyp]</ref>
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| * 26 July - An mini-article is published in the Richmond Times Dispatch about how Bob corrected various news outlets about Old Ironsides and when the ship had last sailed under its own power.
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| * 5 August - Another Richmond Times-Dispatch article discusses Bob's correcting various news outlets about Old Ironsides and when the ship had last sailed under its own power.
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| * August/September - Christian begins his sophomore year at Manchester High School.
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| * 4 September - [[Bob]]'s 70th birthday.
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| * 17 September - Death of [[Red Skelton]].
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| * 1 October - [[Barbara]]'s 56th birthday. Chris and Bob are photographed laughing like idiots.
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| * 10 November - Barb is given a ticket for having an expired license plate.
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| * 25 December - Chris receives a Cortland video camera, a Lego playset, a [[Peanuts|Snoopy doll]], a ''Cartooning with Charles Schulz'' kit, [[Wikipedia:Wave Race 64|''Wave Race 64'']], [[Wikipedia:Mischief Makers|''Mischief Makers'']] and an extra Nintendo 64 controller for [[Christmas]]. He also gives Bob a [[Wikipedia:Yoshi|Yoshi]] plushie.
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| ==1998==
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| In '''1998''', Chris received an F in English class. This would hurt him severely, forcing him to create the "[[Song of Christian]]" in retribution.
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| ===Events of 1998===
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| * 1998 - Chris unlocks the parental lock on his television and finds a porno movie. His raging hormones result in him discovering masturbation for the very first time.<ref>[[Mass debating]]</ref>
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| * 1 January - Chris gives Cole a Lego sculpture of a rock band as a New Year's present.
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| * 2 February - Chris begins to wear the [[Pedo-Glasses]].
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| * 24 February - Christian's 16th birthday.
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| * 14 May - Chrs writes the [[Song of Christian]].
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| * 15 May - Chris records himself reading [[Song of Christian]] and explaining it line by line for his English class.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
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| * 4 June - Christian makes his [[Chris's DVD#Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera|Lego Raceway Animation]].<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
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| * August/September - Christian begins his junior year at Manchester High School.
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| * 4 September - Chris records a [[KCWC]] "[[KCWC broadcast|broadcast]]" on tape. Barbara "calls in" saying that she wants to request a song for Bob's 71st birthday, humoring him like he's six years old, when in reality, he was sixteen.
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| * 4 September - [[Bob]] turns 71.
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| * 8 September - The ''[[Pokémon]]'' [[anime]] is released in the United States. Chris becomes an avid fan.
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| * 8 September - Chris's chemistry class participates in a bingo game where students have to learn about each other in order to win.
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| * 17 September - Chris creates a map in his U.S. Government class about America's role in the Korean War.
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| * 30 September - ''Pokémon Red'' and ''Blue'' are released in America. Things would never be the same in the Chandler household.
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| * 1 October - [[Barb]] turns 57.
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| * 13 October - Chris draws a diagram of Dealey Plaza and the Kennedy assassination for his U.S. Government class.
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| * 15 October - Chris takes notes about the Women's Movement for his U.S. Government class. Also, Chris takes more notes about JFK's assassination.
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| * 19 October - Chris creates a map concerning America's role in the War in Southeast Asia.
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| * 29 October - Chris completes a worksheet about how to be safe within the home, and takes notes on the subject.
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| * 10 November - Chris completes an assignment for Spanish class about jobs.
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| * 17 November - Barbara is pulled over and given a ticket for disregarding a red light.
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| * 22 November - Chris completes a Review Sheet about Reagan and the Evil Empire. He receives a perfect score.
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| * December - The [[Pokemon]] [[Card Games|TCG]] is first introduced in North America.
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| * 4 December - Chris writes his rough draft of his Canterbury Tales essay.
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| * 7 December - Chris writes about his bedroom in Spanish and draws a picture of it. The depiction of his room is littered with video games.
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| * 10 December - Chris writes a final draft for his Canterbury Tales essay. He receives a 69, or a D+.
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| * 11 December - Chris writes the FCAs for his Canterbury Tales essay.
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| * 21 December - Chris completes a questionnaire concerning where he is on the political spectrum for his U.S. Government class. Chris concludes that he is a liberal.
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| ==1999==
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| In '''1999''', the [[Pokémon]] franchise broke big in America. During this time, Chris started making Pokémon-themed websites, and even got into the [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]]. According to [[Lucas]], Chris started showing up at [[The GAMe PLACe]] around this time.<ref>Based on an estimate by [[Lucas]] in [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris.27s_ban_from_the_store|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]].</ref> Chris also created many of his "original" Pokémon cards this year for his [[Wall of Originals]]. They are listed below, as well as the other milestones of this year.
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| ===Events of 1999===
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| {{Main|1999}}
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| ==References==
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