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{{quote|Everyone has an animal inside them struggling to be free. Don't be afraid to let him out! Yiff!|Hirtes to a newspaper reporter}}
 
{{quote|I feel sorry for them in such pitiful conditions and whatnot. I do.|Chris, on weens like Hirtes<ref name=CWCopinion>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CLog_10042017_-_Q%26A_1#Question_19:_About_negativity_and_hate</ref>}}
 
{{infobox
| title = Michael&nbsp;Hirtes
| image = [[Image:Hirtes.png|250px|center]]
|header1  = Information
|label1  = Name
|data1    = Michael Jay Hirtes
|label2  = Also known as
|data2    = MHirtes<br>Slep<br>Totem Sanic<br>[[Michael Hirtes#Twitter sockpuppets|Various others]]
|label3  = Date of Birth
|data3    = 16 April 1964 (age {{age|1964|4|16}})
|label4  = Gender
|data4    = Male
|label5  = Nationality
|data5    = [[United States|American]]
|label6  = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6    = White
|label11  = Occupations
|data11  = [[A-Logging|A-Log]]<br>[[Weening|Ween]]<br>Unemployed
}}
 
'''Michael Jay "Mike" Hirtes''' is a {{age|1964|4|16}}-year-old man from Council Bluffs, Iowa who has made a name for himself as both an [[A-Logging|A-Log]] and a [[weening|ween]]. Hirtes, also known as [[Kiwi Farms]] member '''Totem Sanic''', has created a multitude of [[Twitter]] accounts to follow Chris and spam him, as well as anyone he tweets to, with angry rants and accusations against him. Most of his rants against Chris consist of trite Chris memes and ''ad hominem'' attacks. Unlike the vast majority of A-Logs, including Anthony LoGatto himself, Hirtes's socks have actually been responded to by Chris, albeit rarely.
 
Hirtes was first discovered as a <abbr title="A lolcow first discovered as a consequence of his activity on the forum">halal</abbr> member of the Kiwi Farms, where he was outed as the operator of the Twitter account @RektByLife (since deleted), perhaps the most dedicated ween account following Chris at the time. Subsequent developments revealed that not only is Hirtes both older and more immature than Chris, but also that he, too, is [[Monthly tugboat|unemployed]], a [[Giant Penis Comic|furry]], prone to [[tard rage]], and has [[Chris and the law|gotten into trouble with the law]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/michael-j-mike-hirtes-mhirtes-slep-totem-sanic.32312/</ref>
 
==Discovery==
Many observers of Chris will have noted the presence of ween accounts in his Twitter replies for some time. However, much attention was not given to these accounts until Michael Hirtes was discovered on the [[Kiwi Farms]].
 
Hirtes was first called out when Farms member [https://kiwifarms.net/members/yawning-sneasel.231/ yawning sneasel] linked his Kiwi Farms account, [https://kiwifarms.net/members/michael-j-hirtes.14279/ Totem Sanic], to his @RektByLife (DaThingsIveSeen) Twitter account based on screencaps he had posted, which showed that he had the same Twitter profile picture as the one @RektByLife used. He was further incriminated when a post by him on the forums surfaced, where he praises DaThingsIveSeen for "doing GodBear's work". Furthermore, on the CWCki Club forums, user [http://cwcki.club/index.php?members/hurtful-truth-level.197/ Hurtful Truth Level] revealed that Totem Sanic had asked for credit mention for a tweet by his @EAT_SHITT_CHRIS (GIGANTIC_STRAW) account that Chris had replied to.
 
Hirtes subsequently complained about being banned in a forum post, which eventually culminated in his revelation as a gigantic laughing stock.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/this-is-why-we-dont-encourage-people-to-harass-chris.32290/</ref> In response to backlash, Hirtes posted a series of angry rants against Kiwi Farms administrator Null and the forum in general on Twitter.
 
<center><gallery>
File:HirtesTwitter1.png|The incriminating pieces of evidence.
File:Hirtesdp.jpg|Another screencap by Hirtes showing his @RektByLife display picture.
File:Hirtescreditmention.png|Hirtes asks for "credit mention" in response to a screencap of Chris's reply to his sock's tweet.
File:HirtesSalt.png|Mad at Null and the Kiwi Farms after his discovery.
</gallery></center>
 
As a result, Hirtes now has [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/michael-j-mike-hirtes-mhirtes-slep-totem-sanic.32312/ his very own thread] on the Kiwi Farms.
 
{{clear}}
 
==Twitter sockpuppets==
[[File:Penny donation may 2017.jpeg|thumb|150px|From [[monthly tugboat|tugboat]] recipient to tugboat recipient.]]
 
On [[Twitter]], both before and after he was discovered by the [[Kiwi Farms]], Hirtes has used numerous sockpuppet accounts to reply to Chris's tweets. Most of these replies are cookie-cutter rants chastising Chris for behavior that he, too, has been shown to have exhibited, usually through the use of worn-out Chris memes and ''ad hominem'' attacks. When he is not [[tard rage|autistically screeching]] at Chris, Hirtes is often found angrily tweeting at [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]], or he makes rants about the Kiwi Farms and its users. His tweets are characterized by his usual writing style, along with a tendency to capitalize certain words (in contrast with Chris's style of only capitalizing the first letters of these words).
 
Hirtes sometimes uses other socks in order to reply to or like a tweet posted by one of his accounts. This is reminiscent of how Chris does the same thing with his [[NightStar2891]] account.
 
He donated a cent to Chris in response to the latter [[Minor Update, Handouts!|asking for no donations below a dollar]].
 
{{clear}}
 
===List of sockpuppets===
{{protip|Not all [[weening|weens]] are Hirtes. Just because they get angry over Chris on Twitter doesn't mean they should be included here.}}{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%"
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>IAmTheRealCWC</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;"|
Christian W Chandler
| Possibly Hirtes' first sock. Created on 22 July 2013.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@RektByLife</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;"|
Dathingsiveseen
| Hirtes' most well-known sock, and the one he primarily operated on prior to his discovery. Created sometime before 16 September 2016.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@S_kank_Hunt42</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;"|
SkankHuntFortyTwo
| Created on 15 November 2016
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Get_a_job_Chris</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Chris is A MALE
| Created on 29 March 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@GamestopJerkop</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Clyde Cash
| Created on 14 April 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Ghost_bob_BoOoO</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Ghost Bob
| Created on 18 April 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@shecameforcwc</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
shecameforCWC
| Created on 21 April 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@JULAYYYYYYYYYYY</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Eviction Notice
| Created on 21 April 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Nut_ward_nurse</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Pickle Man
| Created on 21 April 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@CWC_Is_Ugly</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Lord_Hater
| Created on 29 April 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@LiquidClyde</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Clyde Cash
| Created on 1 May 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@BRRAAAAINSSSSSS</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Zombie_Bob
| Created on 17 May 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@CHRIS_IS_MALE</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Reality
| Created on 24 May 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@TROLLING_SUPER</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
TROLLING SUPER
| Created on 4 June 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Brute_male_CWC</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
CWCs_Cumsicles
| Created on 5 June 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@CWC_IS_A_PEDO</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Left_Side_Hater
| Created on 12 June 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@FUKK_U_CHRIS</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
CWC_IS_MALE
| Created on 13 June 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@EAT_SHITT_CHRIS</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
GIGANTIC STRAW
| Created on 13 June 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@CWC_IS_MALE</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
CHRIS_IS_A_FAT_MALE
| Created on 24 June 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@STINKO_MANBABY</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
CHRIS_CANT_STOP_ME
| Created on 27 June 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@PICKLE_RIIIIIICK</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
PICKLE_RICK
| Created on 15 July 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@FLIPPINGUDABIRD</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
BIRD_IS_THE_WORD
| Created on 19 July 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@DangDirtyTroll</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
ItsDahKrumpas
| Created on 19 July 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@YYAH_YYAH_YYAH</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Dr_Hans_Asperger
| Created on 20 July 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Nannas_4_Barb</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
FOR_THE_HOARD
| Created on 2 August 2017.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Bluearmsohno</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
MUGSHOT
| Created on 4 August 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@PICKLE_LICKER</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
DISASTERCHU
| Created on 5 August 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@He_Wont_Get_Any</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
CHRIS_WANTS_LUV
| Created on 5 August 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@VIRGINWITHRAGE</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
WANT_WOMAN
| Created on 5 August 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@FapToTheExtreme</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
JULAY
| Created on 6 August 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@PrayforSorbet</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Sorbet
| Created on 8 August 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@PISSANDBURN</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Karate_Cole
| Created on 8 August 2017.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@silens_vigil </nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
silens vigil
| Created on 8 August 2017.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@CuntChan69/@TrumpChan69 </nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
TrueAndHonestChan/ChrisisTrumpson
| Only sock that changed name. Created on 10 August 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@ItsThisAsshole</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
MisterBungle
| Created on 16 August 2017.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@MarinerSentMe</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
RepoMan
| Created on 16 August 2017.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Bend0verChris</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Mariner Finance
| Created on 16 August 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@ScrewyouChris</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Coca Cola
| Created on 16 August 2017.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@GheyChris</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Ghey Chris
| Created on 18 August 2017.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@CwcCats </nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Dead CWC Cats
| Created on 19 August 2017.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@ChristiansDuck</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Pickle Man
| Created on 26 August 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@MANBABY_TANTRUM</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
CHRIS_IS_MAAAAD
| Created on 27 August 2017.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@YoungTrumpChan</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
BlockMeChan
| Created on 29 August 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Aspergercorn</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD
| Created on 30 August 2017.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@MariaJunice</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Leslie Barker
| Created on 30 August 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@TheRealCWC93</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Christine W Chandler
| Created on 1 November 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@GreedyChrisChan</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Chris Wants Your Money
| Created on 5 May 2018.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@chris_crybaby</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Crybaby Chris
| Created on 7 May 2018.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@AndTheCatCameB1</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
And The Cat Came Back The Very Next Day
| Created on 17 May 2018.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@CHRIS_IS_DOOMED</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
CHRIS_CANT_BLOCK_REALITY
| Created on 17 May 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@AngerJack1</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
AngerJack
| Created on 25 May 2018.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@GIMME_YER_MONEY</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
I_WANT_MORE_MONEYYYYYY
| Created on 26 May 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@GOTTA_SPEND_IT</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
I_WANT_MORE_MONEYYYY
| Created on 26 May 2018.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Stress_Sigh</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Chris Blocks Me Cuz He Knows I'm Telling The Truth
| Created on 28 May 2018.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Homeless_Saga</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Eviction Looms For Chris
| Created on 28 May 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Dimwit_Chris</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Chris Blocks, I make a new account
| Created on 28 May 2018.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Pay_Up_Fatso</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
CWCs_BIG_FAT_COURT_FINE
| Created on 28 May 2018.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@ChrisInDenial</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
1 1/2 minutes to make a new account, Chris
| Created on 28 May 2018.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@BackCwc</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Bring_Back_Classic_CWC
| Created on 29 May 2018.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@NNNNNNGGGGHHHHH</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
ChrisTard Meltdown
| Created on 29 May 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@They_Just_Dont</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
The Blocks! They Do Nothing!
| Created on 31 May 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@LookAtMeScowl</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Frowngrade
| Created on 31 May 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@evianwater8</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
evian water
| Created on 4 June 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@BlocksDontWork</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Im Watching You
| Created on 14 June 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@BLOCKSDONOTWORK</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
I GAVE YOU MY MOTHER! THERE IS NO EXCUSE!!
| Created on 21 June 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@BlockeeNoStopee</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
IT'ZA ME! GRADUON!!
| Created on 23 June 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@UMadYetChris</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY
| Created on 23 June 2018.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@BAAAAANNNNED</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
GROPEY CHRIS GOT BANNED FROM TOOMANYGAMES
| Created on 23 June 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@ChrisPerv</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
GROPEY CHRIS GOT THE BOOT
| Created on 23 June 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@BanDeeBanBanBan</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Banned Chris is Banned
| Created on 23 June 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@WAAAAAUUUGGHHHH</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
<nowiki>*AUTISTIC SCREECHING*</nowiki>
| Created on 23 June 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@BannedChan</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Chan Banned
| Created on 23 June 2018.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@NoUcantNope</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
You Can't Block The Truth Away, Chris
| Created on 23 June 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Skeevy_Pharmz</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
NOOOOL
| Created on 27 June 2018.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@GetsAwayWithIt</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Joshua Wise: The hero That CWCville Needs
| Created on 14 July 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Buy_My_Blanket</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Chris Chan, the Mom-Punching Floor-Sh*tter
| Created on 15 July 2018.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Mom_Puncher</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
The Blue-Armed Meanie
| Created on 15 July 2018
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@HNNNNNNNGGGGG</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
HOLY SHIT CHRIS CHAN IS SO FUCKING MAD!
| Created on 22 July 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@GrubbyGrabHands</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Chris Chan's Comin' to Grope You
| Created on 26 July 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@BroniesBeware</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Weekend at Chris Chan's
| Created on 26 July 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@BadBadTouches</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Beware of Chris Chan
| Created on 27 July 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@starvingnalone</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Barb Chandler, back at the house starving
| Created on 27 July 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@FilthAndFlies</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
The Garbage House at 14 Branchland Court
| Created on 27 July 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@NoGala4CWC</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Chris Chan Vs The Velvet Rope
| Created on 28 July 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@NoCWCallowed</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
The Grand Galloping CWC-Free Gala
| Created on 28 July 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@BAWWWWWWWW</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
No Gala For Chris Chan
| Created on 28 July 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Me_Want_Woman</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Chris Chan's Bathroom Adventure
| Created on 29 July 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@yayKarma</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Satanic Mechanic
| Created on 29 July 2018.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@bronycons</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
No More BronyCons for Chris Chan
| Created on 29 July 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@NullEat</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
EatMyAssNull
| Created on 30 July 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Righteous4CWC</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Richard Righteous
| An unusual sock where he strawmans a [[white knight]] of Chris. Created on 31 July 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@acheekiebreekie</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
C͕̥̕ͅR͏̗̳͍A͓͍͔̜̟͢P̹̟̼̭̤͜ͅ ͍͈͈͜C̫͎͞H̷̤͓̼̥ͅÁ̵͏̣̜N͘͘
| Created on 1 August 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@CwcSaga</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
CWC's Homeless Saga
| Created on 10 August 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@yumadbruhhhhh</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
King Buddole I
| Created on 4 November 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@chan_again</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
ChrisChanLiesAgain
| Created on 12 November 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@WeAreNotAmusedd</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Disapproving Sonichu
| Created on 14 November 2018.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@PayUpChris</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
MIDLAND LLC
| Created on 8 January 2019.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@nocum4CWC</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
nobodycomesforCWC
| Created on 20 January 2019.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@AaaaaghhhA</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
AAAAAGHHH HATERS AAAAGGHHHH
| Created on 26 January 2019.
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| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@AmongWitch</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Among Witch
| Created on 29 January 2019.
|}
 
==Notable quotes by Hirtes==
{{quote|We all know what a waste of an education was on you, Ian.|Hirtes replying to Chris' comment to Tara Strong. Surprisingly, Tara liked this reply.}}
{{quote|YOU HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFETIME TO EARN GOING TO THAT CONVENTION YOU LAZY NAÏVE HACK THEIF[sic]|Hirtes reacting to his trip to [[BronyCon]].}}
{{quote|Next thing you know, Chris is gonna confess that he was also [[DoopieDoOver]] all along, and we're all gonna be so gobsmacked. Chris is so smart|Hirtes sarcastically commenting over the possibility of the Doopie Saga.}}
{{quote|I feel sorry for all of the kids trapped in the same theater Fatty is going to stink up.|Hirtes' reaction to Chris and [[Jessica Quinn|Jessica]]'s upcoming movie date.}}
{{quote|Did you spit or swallow Chris' spunk after you typed that?|Hirtes' response to a critic.}}
{{quote|This is all just the calm before the storm, Fatty. When it happens, it will end you.<br>I know how to wait. ⛈️|Hirtes' thinly-veiled threats in response to Chris enjoying himself at [[MAGfest]] 2018.}}
 
==Chris's view on Hirtes==
Despite the effort Hirtes put into shitposting thousands of times about Chris, Chris himself barely pays him any attention. He was asked about Hirtes for a Q&A video, in which Chris responded that he felt pity for people like that<ref name=CWCopinion></ref>. In October 2017, nearly a year into Hirtes's spam crusade, Chris tagged his Twitter handle and said<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_tweets#Hirtes_is_impotent</ref>:
 
{{quote|While your comments do come into my view, I take them with the grain of salt, and shield my emotions and mind from your spite.}}
 
Amusingly, Chris came to Hirtes's defense in a tweet war between the latter and a white knight, saying, "Not all people who identify as furries are bad.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_tweets#On_furries</ref>"
 
Chris shared an anecdote about Hirtes to a Planet Dolan member who had complained of being trolled by someone with multiple accounts. Chris said:
 
{{quote|You block one, that same one comes back behind a different mask/account. Nowadays, I just make sure I do not have notifications turned on with this kid, and let him go on.|Hirtes only makes Chris stronger<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_tweets#On_blocking_trolls</ref>}}
 
However, this reaction would not last forever as on 16 [[May 2018]], Chris called out Hirtes for his weening. This would result in a flame war between the two people. This ended with Chris subsequently blocking Hirtes' socks from his page. Despite that, Hirtes continues to make sockpuppets to this day, trying in vain to illicit the same response earlier.
 
==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:HirtesYearbookPhoto.png|Leaked high school yearbook photo of Hirtes. He is at the 2nd row and 2nd to the left.
File:NewspaperHirtes.png|Hirtes makes an appearance in the local news. "Yiff! Yiff! That's what foxes say."
File:HirtesFirstTweet.png|Hirtes's first tweet to Chris.
File:Hirtes to Nowacking.png|An example of Hirtes's work.
File:Hirtes1.png|Hirtes replies to himself and likes his own tweets with separate accounts.
File:Hirtes2.png|Laughing at his own jokes.
File:Hirtescriminal.png|Hirtes and [[the Law]].
File:HirtesMagfestMessage.png|Hirtes a-logging Chris after [[MAGfest]]
File:Virgin Hirtes vs Chad Chris Chan.png|Comparing Hirtes and Chris in meme form.
</gallery></center>
 
=="Fan" video==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Michael J. Hirtes
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|FsfyCQzluJM}}
| stardate      = 30 [[July 2018]]
| maker          =Spelling Bee
}}
 
==References==
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==External links==
*[http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Michael_Hirtes Hirtes's page on WikiFur]
*[https://www.iowacourts.state.ia.us/ESAWebApp/TIndexFrm Criminal search website containing Hirtes's records]
{{People}}
 
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